Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares panic attacks and grief, e.g. “I found out my grandpa died today and then I watched someone get ran over… I don’t think I’ve had a panic attack this bad in years.”
- Darkly humorous: Uses humor to process life, like “National boyfriend day is in October because it’s spooky to see the creatures” and joking about haunting people after a car accident in Zacatecas.
- Socially observant: Notices and critiques systems and behavior, e.g. calling out racism in UK schools in “the racism is systemic” and criticizing NHS inefficiency.
- Creative theatrical: Enjoys performance and camp, from roleplaying Marvel/DC characters on Tumblr to posts like “I like camp , theatrics and borderline tackiness .”
- Resilient survivor: Keeps moving through fainting, concussions, being roofied and spiked—e.g. “Coming back to where I got roofied hoping to not get roofied again”—and still engages in school, travel, and art.
Weaknesses:
- Health neglect: Mentions repeated fainting, concussions, and dehydration (“had to be hospitalized… insanely dehydrated”) but often frames it casually instead of as a priority.
- Cynical outlook: Expresses bleak views on the world and people, e.g. “Imagine living through 2020… I’m going to bring a child into this world. Couldn’t be me.” and harsh takes on babies on planes.
- Trust wounded: Shows hurt around relationships and boundaries, like ex-friends exposing private details in “it’s weird it happened twice” and feeling desperate for someone to answer calls.
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts herself down or jokes at her own expense, such as “I wanted to prove I'm more than a pretty face but now my pretty little head hurts” and comments about concussions affecting her life.
- Medical frustration: Experiences repeated clashes with healthcare, from a doctor saying “lose some weight fatty.” to resentment of NHS and meds side effects, fueling distrust rather than problem-solving.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lila reads as a messy, theatrical, very-online version of Lisa Simpson—smart, sensitive, political, and constantly processing heavy experiences with humor. She’s vocal about structural problems and injustice, like when she calls out systemic racism in education in the UK: “The Racism I've faced in UK schools is astonishing but imagine leaving your dream university because of racist teachers to go to your second choice only to find out that the racism is systemic”, which echoes Lisa’s constant critique of unfair systems. She’s also artsy and expressive, into cosplay and performance, as seen in “Pretty Guardians <3 #sailormooncosplay” and missing being onstage in “I miss being on stage watching all the performances make me sad :(”, very much in line with Lisa’s love for music and the arts. At the same time, she deals openly with mental and physical health struggles—fainting, meds, panic attacks, and body image—as in “Sometimes I wonder where I’d be in life if I didn’t get so many Concussions” and “Depression skinny hits different :( like how can I forget to take care of my body like that”, which fits Lisa’s anxious, overthinking side. Finally, her mix of social awareness and acerbic humor shows up in lines like “National boyfriend day is in October because it’s spooky to see the creatures”, the kind of sharp, slightly jaded wit Lisa develops as she gets older.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly tweet about going out, clubs, concerts and crowds, like being drugged at a club yet still hyping a drag queen’s performance in “I was drugged and balling my eyes out at a club… I’m glad that even in that state my love for art prevails.” and celebrating gigs in “Two blurry pics but Charli XCX was Amazing !!!”. They show strong iNtuitive tendencies through big-picture, conceptual reflections about life and systems, e.g. “I don’t understand how people can fall into the trap of toxic positivity and self help books instead of booking an appointment with a therapist that could actually help them create good Coping mechanisms.” and their critique of systemic racism in “The Racism I've faced in UK schools is astonishing… the racism is systemic.”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotional impact and interpersonal sensitivity, such as “When someone’s saying I’m leaving I’m sad the last thing they want to hear is you chose this like fuck let me grieve” and their empathy for babies on planes in “Why do people bring babies on planes… I can’t imagine how horrible it must be for a quarantine bb.”. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than tightly structured: their life is full of chaotic travel mishaps and improvisation like “Everything that could’ve gone wrong today did ! But hey I’m still on my way”, and off-the-cuff choices such as “Should I get fabric from the neighbors trash for a film ???”, suggesting spontaneity over rigid planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re ‘obsessed with Genshin Impact,’ does that mean I have to pull a 50/50 just to earn a spot in your party, or can I skip straight to being your guaranteed 5-star boyfriend experience?
- You said the nicest diss you got was being cast as Amy March — personally, I’d cast you as my co-lead in a dramatic period romance where nobody’s racist, nobody’s bleeding out, and we both survive the NHS queue.
- You’ve been roofied at a club, stepped in blood, watched someone get run over, and still celebrated offside goals and went to Charli XCX and Blackbear… I don’t know your HP stat, but your resilience makes you insanely attractive.
- Since random people keep telling you that you ‘look like the singer,’ can I be the security guard from 2022 and say: I YouTubed my type this morning and, unfortunately for my heart, it’s exactly you.
- You said you like camp, theatrics, and borderline tackiness — if I show up in full Sailor Moon cosplay, smelling slightly like vinegar from my meds, will you celebrate my entrance like it’s your offside goal?
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Your new Twitter bio
Cosplayer, film student & concussion survivor. Once got my vaccine on a garden chair in case I fainted. UK/MX life, arts, and too many feelings.– @lilarrain
Your signature cocktail
The Fainting Campesina
This cocktail starts with spiced reposado tequila for their Mexican roots, chaotic travel and Zacatecas summers, nodding to posts like “Playing campesina simulator” and “If I die in a car accident in Zacatecas trust I’m haunting everyone’s ass cuz wtf”. Hibiscus and rose syrup adds a dramatic, romantic sweetness for the artsy, theatrical side that cosplays, blogs, and loves performance, from “Pretty Guardians <3 #sailormooncosplay” to “I miss being on stage watching all the performances make me sad :(”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a bright but slightly bitter edge, representing their sharp humor and resilience when dealing with racism and crap systems like “The Racism I've faced in UK schools is astonishing…” and “You’d think oh “free” healthcare the UK is so much better…”. A smoky mezcal rinse captures the haunted, spooky streak and brushes with danger—from getting roofied and spiked (“I always joke saying if my drink got spiked…my drink got spiked and I don’t remember my night out with friends”) to all the blood and fainting vibes like “I just physically stepped on someone’s blood and I want to faint”. Finally, a salt & tajín rim reflects their salty, spicy commentary and material girl streak, matching lines like “Being a material girl is spending my money on clothes and pink cameras” and the bold self-aware drama in “Ok fine . I’m embarrassed! I’m hot and popular , and you are a. Badly dressed stick man with a creepy mustache.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lila shows strong loyalty and care for others, even at a distance, like when she says “One thing I love about social media is the fact that from 2 thousand miles away I’m still at my cousins prenatal checkups” and dreams of being “the artsy aunt that lives abroad and buys them gifts”. She’s deeply affected by injustice and unfairness, especially around healthcare and racism, calling out systemic issues in UK schools in “The Racism I've faced in UK schools is astonishing… the racism is systemic” and criticizing the NHS and medical fatphobia in “Went to the doctor because I keep fainting. Doctor : ‘lose some weight fatty.’”. Her empathy and emotional honesty are constant, whether she’s struggling with mental health in “I’m literally not okay.” or grieving and panicking after trauma in “I found out my grandpa died today and then I watched someone get ran over… I don’t think I’ve had a panic attack this bad in years.”. She values genuine coping and care over shallow self-help, as seen in “I don’t understand how people can fall into the trap of toxic positivity and self help books instead of booking an appointment with a therapist”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s grounded, earnest nature. While she’s witty and theatrical, her defining traits are loyalty, emotional depth, and a strong sense of fairness and care for others—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Material Girl - Madonna
A fitting song for Lila is Material Girl by Madonna because she openly connects feeling good with money and aesthetics, saying “Being a material girl is spending my money on clothes and pink cameras” and “I’m so reliant on money making me feel good probably because I grew up Poor”. The song’s theme of mixing vulnerability with glam aligns with her blend of dark humor, trauma, and campy self-image, like when she tweets “Depression skinny hits different :( like how can I forget to take care of my body like that” yet still posts confident, styled photos. Her love of theatrics and camp fits perfectly with Madonna’s over-the-top persona, reflected in “I like camp , theatrics and borderline tackiness .”. Even her bio, “Venmo me so I know it’s real,” echoes the song’s playful, self-aware focus on material validation. Overall, the track captures her mix of self-deprecating honesty, survival through hardship, and glittery, dramatic presentation of herself online.
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