Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares joy, anger, longing and frustration, like in “Eu sinto tanto sua falta e tanta falta do que poderia ter sido.” and “TO COM ODIO”.
- Affectionate-supportive: Shows care for friends and mutuals, as in “Fico tão feliz quando vejo alguém q amo crescendo” and “Saudade dos meus mutuals, um beijo pra vcs mutuals”.
- Playful-humorous: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor, like “Eu acidentalmente joguei um ovo cozido no meu cachorro” and “treinando como me defender se tentassem dedar meu cu”.
- Creative-fandomed: Engaged in RPG, cosplay and fictional worlds, shown in “Meus amigos me odeiam pq eu gosto do rpg do cellbit”, “Pessoal, ainda farei cosplay do Franco na versão feminina”, and Hexatombe tweets like “Seja uma nerdola tímida...”.
- Boundaries-conscious: Sets clear limits with NSFW/creepy behavior, as in bio “NÃO ME SIGA SE FOR NSFW” and “n posto mais foto nessa rede de merda” after people sexualized her pics.
Weaknesses:
- Anger-reactive: Frequently explodes at people, e.g. “TO COM ODIO”, “Parabéns aos idiotas... PUTREFAÇAM”, and “VAI SE FERRAR EU NAO ACREDITO Q EU FIZ ISSO”.
- Self-deprecating: Often jokes at her own expense and calls herself “palhaça” and “feinha”, such as “só Deus sabe o quão cansada a palhaça esta” and “Oi feinha”.
- Overworked-exhausted: Repeatedly mentions extreme tiredness and questioning her job, as in “Peguei no sono no sofá dnv, só Deus sabe o quão cansada a palhaça esta” and “Hj eu acordei pensando no pq eu n pedi demissão”.
- Impulsive-expressive: Tweets intense feelings in the heat of the moment, e.g. “Queria q começassem a estourar rojão no cu” and dramatic outbursts like “1 mulher vs 5 mil vozes, qm será que vai ganhar pessoal”.
- Sleep-undisciplined: Struggles with keeping a healthy sleep schedule, as in “prometido dormir cedo.. agora são 2:34” and multiple posts about dozing off anywhere like “Peguei no sono no sofá dnv”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s an introspective, artsy, emotionally intense nerd who still cracks dark jokes, very similar to this user. They openly call themselves a shy nerd investigating the paranormal in RPG form, which echoes Lisa’s skeptical, intellectual side: “Seja uma nerdola tímida, cética, desajeitada e medrosa entre pra ordem pra provar q o paranormal não existe”. Like Lisa, they’re idealistic and value emotion and growth, as seen in “Fico tão feliz quando vejo alguém q amo crescendo, é uma sensação tão boa” and their many sentimental posts about missing people and what ‘could have been’. At the same time, they’re dramatic, poetic and a little goth, mirroring Lisa’s artsy-angsty phases: “Mcr é mto bom, vontade de ouvir no último volume enquanto jogo meu carro de um penhasco” and “1 mulher vs 5 mil vozes, qm será que vai ganhar pessoal”. Their strong opinions and moral boundaries (e.g. hating NSFW creeps and saying “Os imundos q pedem pro grok tirar roupa de mulheres chegaram no meu perfil, n posto mais foto nessa rede de merda”) also align with Lisa’s principled, sometimes ranty activism. Overall, they’re a mix of vulnerable, overthinking, creative, and outspoken—very Lisa, just in a queer goth-vampire edition.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They show a strong introverted bent: much of their content is about inner feelings, exhaustion, and intrusive thoughts rather than large social scenes, e.g. “1 mulher vs 5 mil vozes, qm será que vai ganhar pessoal” and “Peguei no sono no sofá dnv, só Deus sabe o quão cansada a palhaça esta”, and they often frame the world from a personal, subjective perspective. Their love of symbolism, fiction and paranormal/RPG aesthetics points to intuition over sensing: they gush about characters and narratives like “Seja uma nerdola tímida, cética, desajeitada e medrosa [...] tente terminar um ritual e leve um tiro” and quote poetic lines such as “'𝐓𝐮𝐝𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞ç𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞...'”, showing preference for themes and meaning over concrete details. Their decisions and rants are clearly feeling‑driven: they talk about love, saudade and hurt (“Eu sinto tanto sua falta e tanta falta do que poderia ter sido”) and defend values/identity with emotional intensity, e.g. “Eu sou para as garotas, os gays, os não binários e os bissexuais, homens cis heteros sucumbam”. Finally, they come off as perceiving rather than judging: their timelines are chaotic, full of impulsive, in‑the‑moment posts like “Hj tinha prometido dormir cedo.. agora são 2:34 e eu estava treinando como me defender se tentassem dedar meu cu” and “Ai fiquei com preguiça”, with little emphasis on structure or planning. The mix of intense inner emotional life, imaginative fixation on stories, softness under edgy humor, and somewhat disorganized spontaneity aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re for the girls, gays, enbies and bi folks and that hetero vamps don’t exist… good thing I’m here applying for the position of ‘sáfica extra’ in your doomed yuri spin‑off.
- If góticos are vampires and emos are zombies, does that make you the final boss of the Hexatombe? Because one ‘mata ele’ from you and my heart’s already locked like your poor cu training at 2:34 a.m.
- You keep talking about RPG, rituals gone wrong, and ‘tudo começa pelo Sangue’… so, Lia, when do we roll initiative for our first date? I promise the only thing I’ll shoot is my shot.
- You said your favorite music is ‘Helena’ and you love MCR to the point of driving off a cliff—how about we compromise: we blast MCR, you look Monster High gorgeous, and instead of the cliff we just fall for each other.
- You dreaming about running from a killer and face‑planting in front of him is so you-coded: chaotic, dramatic and adorable. Next time, let me be in the dream so I can trip next to you and we both die of laughter instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Sapphic nerd, semi-professional vampire & full-time RPG victim. Once threw a boiled egg at my dog by accident; still more coordinated online.– @lilithevampyth
Your signature cocktail
Vampy Hexa-Tombe Spritz
A base of red wine channels their vampiric aesthetic and temptation to drink what should be a gift, as in “Lutando contra todas as vozes possíveis para q eu n beba o vinho q comprei pra dar de presente”, and honors their bio “ᴜᴍ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴏ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴᴏꜱ 🦇🕯”. Strawberry liqueur adds a sweet, sapphic softness matching “Amg, eu sou sapatinha” and their love for strawberry flavors in “Gosto de balinha sabor morango”. Blackberry soda brings fizzy chaos and drama for their loud caps-lock outbursts like “TO COM ODIO” and horror/RPG brainrot in “Mãe o que são mestres de rpg? São monstros horríveis e sem coração filha”. A touch of espresso reflects how they keep going even when exhausted, sleeping everywhere as in “Peguei no sono no sofá dnv, só Deus sabe o quão cansada a palhaça esta”, yet still vibing to MCR like “Mcr é mto bom, vontade de ouvir no último volume enquanto jogo meu carro de um penhasco”. Finally, edible glitter or a blood-red sugar rim captures their kawaii-goth, Monster High, and vamp core—“Hj eu tava mto monster high” and the occult flair of “'𝐓𝐮𝐝𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞ç𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞. 𝐎 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 é 𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐱𝐨 𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐡𝐚 𝐚 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐨.'”, turning the glass into a tiny ritual of glam, blood, and drama.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lia consistently shows strong in‑group/out‑group thinking and self‑preservation, which are classic Slytherin traits. She draws a clear protective boundary around herself and her space, especially against men and NSFW creeps, e.g. in her bio "NÃO ME SIGA SE FOR NSFW" and tweets like “Os imundos q pedem pro grok tirar roupa de mulheres chegaram no meu perfil, n posto mais foto nessa rede de merda” and “Chegou nos héteros dodóizinhos, caso não tenham entendido: XÔ MERDA ALADA, SAIAM DAQUI”. She is very explicit about who she’s "for" and who she wants to exclude, as in “Eu sou para as garotas, os gays, os não binários e os bissexuais, homens cis heteros sucumbam”, which fits Slytherin’s tendency to prioritize their own people. There’s also a streak of calculated self‑interest and dark humor in “Lutando contra todas as vozes possíveis para q eu n beba o vinho q comprei pra dar de presente” and “Tô pensando em começar a produzir videozinhos pro ttk, vcs me acompanhariam?”, showing both temptation toward personal gratification and an eye toward building her own platform. While she has flashes of Gryffindor-like boldness in her rants and some Hufflepuff-like affection for friends, the dominant pattern is protective, sharp, us‑vs‑them energy and a willingness to bite back, which aligns best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Helena - My Chemical Romance
The song Helena fits them perfectly because they explicitly say their favorite song is “Helena” in their own facts post: “música Helena”, and they love MCR enough to tweet things like “Mcr é mto bom, vontade de ouvir no último volume enquanto jogo meu carro de um penhasco”. The dramatic, gothic tone and themes of grief, longing, and complicated love in Helena echo tweets such as “Eu sinto tanto sua falta e tanta falta do que poderia ter sido” and “I had all and then most of you, some and now none of you”. Their vampiric/emo aesthetic and love for yuri tragedy, seen in “Sempre é um 'doomed yuri' cadê os finais felizes pras sáficas?????!!!!!!” and the bio “ᴜᴍ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴏ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴᴏꜱ 🦇🕯”, aligns with the theatrical melancholy of the song. Helena’s mix of tenderness and rage also mirrors posts where they swing between affection and fury, like “Sim vadia, eu gosto de ser carinhosa vai fzr oq” and “Parabéns aos idiotas que só conseguem me confirmar o quão desprezíveis e insuportáveis são. PUTREFAÇAM”. Altogether, it matches both their stated tastes and their overall emotional, gothic, and slightly theatrical vibe.
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