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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is analytical, politically aware, and deeply engaged with media and culture. Like Lisa, they constantly interrogate power structures and U.S. policy, e.g. critiquing immigration discourse with “the root causes of most illegal immigration to this country is the systematic exploitation of the global south and its resources by the united states” and mocking anti-antifa paranoia in “these mfs have deluded themselves into believing that antifa is like an actual far left organized militia”. They show strong concern for social justice and representation, pushing back on shallow media takes with lines like “i promise you can find better trans representation than nintendo products” and defending a gay player in “heated rivalry fans have genuinely lost the plot if they think that telling the real gay hockey player to shut up about his experiences is something they have any right to be doing”. Their nerdy, detail-oriented engagement with anime, manga, sports, and cars is also very Lisa-coded: they argue about reading comprehension in fandoms like in “i think its just a universal thing that JJK fans have legitimately zero reading ability” and seriously break down player evaluation in “someone out there is going to wildly overrate Gentry, he’s at best a massively high ceiling but incredibly low floor project linebacker”. Finally, the self-aware academic angle—like referencing sociology in “I learned ab the Minority and Majority Identity Model today in sociology and ngl it made me realize sm that a lot of yall are not as woke as yall think you are”—cements the Lisa comparison as someone book-smart, socially conscious, and a little exasperated with everyone else’s lack of critical thinking.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extroverted than Introverted: they constantly react to discourse, directly address others, and enjoy public back‑and‑forths and jokes, like openly thirsting in “Michael B Jordan with a southern accent makes me want to suck the soul out of the top of his penis” and clowning fanbases in “ONK fans if not reading their own manga was a competition”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they move quickly to meta-level takes about culture, politics, and systems, e.g. “a pretty decent chunk of the Filipino economy is entirely subsidized by overseas filipino workers…” and “the root causes of most illegal immigration... is the systematic exploitation of the global south and its resources by the united states”. They lean Thinking over Feeling: their style is blunt, argumentative, and logic-focused, often calling others stupid or misreading, such as “i think its just a universal thing that JJK fans have legitimately zero reading ability” and “i wonder what kind of mental gymnastics you gotta go through to say that owning another person is morally ambiguous at best”. The account feels more Perceiving than Judging: they bounce across topics (sports, anime, politics, cars) with improvisational, reaction-based posts and little evidence of structured planning, as seen in spontaneous commentary like “im not kidding i didnt watch any NFL games today bc i was watching valorant” and chaotic Uma Musume anecdotes in “>loses maiden race and 2 subsequent debut races… how is she alive dude”. Overall, the combination of highly verbal engagement, love of debate, abstract/system-level takes, and irreverent, improvisational humor fits ENTP best.

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19 • he/him • Filipino, calc survivor & sports/manga brainrot. Once skipped NFL Sunday to watch Valorant and still had takes on every game.– @LilOomfieVert

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This drink starts with calamansi-infused gin to nod to their Filipino roots and global awareness, matching takes like “a pretty decent chunk of the Filipino economy is entirely subsidized by overseas filipino workers…” and the 🌎 in their name. Ube coconut cream adds a sweet, vibrant layer for the pop-culture and anime enjoyer who says things like “sitting in 4 and watching aki and angel make out for 8 hours” and stans Olivia Rodrigo. Tamarind syrup brings a tangy complexity that fits someone who can pivot from horny tweets like “Michael B Jordan with a southern accent makes me want to suck the soul out of the top of his penis” to media criticism in “the oscars dont take animation in general seriously in the first place lol”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps the energy high and a little chaotic, like live-tweeting games and esports in “im not kidding i didnt watch any NFL games today bc i was watching valorant” and “real football’s played in the snow and rain”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters represents their sharp, political bite and willingness to call stuff out, as in “I am an artist from Tel Aviv and this is my art 💙🤍” and “I learned ab the Minority and Majority Identity Model today in sociology and ngl it made me realize sm that a lot of yall are not as woke as yall think you are”. Strong, colorful, and a little spicy, it’s an experimental cocktail that hits like a late-night thread during a "lock in" session they’d absolutely roast in “if youre putting study sessions and ‘lock in’ sessions on your google calendar youre performative”.

Your Hogwarts House
They repeatedly show a very analytical, intellectually curious way of engaging with everything from politics to sports to culture, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. For example, they unpack structural issues behind immigration with a systems-level lens in “'I love illegal immigration' is actually not that woke of a take ngl considering that the root causes of most illegal immigration to this country is the systematic exploitation of the global south and its resources by the united states”, and critique media institutions with a historical/industry perspective in “WSJ is just a terrible magazine to even try running a sports manga in the modern day lol i dont think a single one ive seen recently drop and go for more than like 30 chaptets”. They also bring in sociological theory to real life, as seen in “I learned ab the Minority and Majority Identity Model today in sociology and ngl it made me realize sm that a lot of yall are not as woke as yall think you are”, which suggests they actively enjoy integrating academic concepts into their worldview. Their humor is often based on noticing patterns and inconsistencies—like media misreadings in “we are 226 chapters into Chainsaw Man how the fuck have you not realized yet that Fujimoto loves these types of 'show don’t tell' art focused chapters” or fandom miscomprehension in “ONK fans if not reading their own manga was a competition”—which is very characteristic of a sharp, Ravenclaw-style wit. While they do have strong moral stances (a bit Gryffindor-like), their default mode is critical analysis and commentary rather than pure bravado or loyalty, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.

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The best fit is “bad idea right?” by Olivia Rodrigo, both because they explicitly call themself an “Olivia Rodrigo Enthusiast” in their bio and because the song’s chaotic, irreverent energy mirrors their timeline. Their tweets swing between horny humor and over-the-top reactions, like “Michael B Jordan with a southern accent makes me want to suck the soul out of the top of his penis” and “WHAT THE FUCKKKK”, which matches the song’s reckless, impulse-driven vibe. They also constantly double down on takes even when they know they’re unserious or messy, such as “instead of banning trans people from sports i say we ban french people from basketball”, very much in line with the song’s self-aware bad decision-making. The mixture of genuine political awareness and shitposting in tweets like “I love illegal immigration is actually not that woke of a take ngl…” feels like the same young, contradictory, but emotionally honest perspective Olivia writes from. Overall, their personality reads as loud, opinionated, horny, and self-awarely messy — exactly the energy of “bad idea right?”.

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