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Like her namesake, Lupisa is a highly intellectual and melancholic student who often feels alienated by the "beta" society around her, expressing a cynical worldview through her bio, “Love is just a game”. She shares Lisa's passion for arts and highbrow culture, whether it is her “top4 do letter” movie picks, her 27 hobbies, or her plan to sing a “Bob Dylan song that is 17 minutes long” at karaoke. Her social commentary is sharp and often judgmental, as seen when she mocks people for posting “sterilized IA images” or superficial religious content. Despite her intellectualism, she possesses an intense, almost obsessive emotional investment in her specific interests, mirroring Lisa's occasional outbursts when she laments, “it’s over. nothing left for Brazil” or stays up until 4 AM “thinking about the situation of my team”.

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Lupisa exhibits Extroversion (E) through her constant engagement with social hubs like the Quarto Distrito and the FABICO campus, often sharing her public experiences like getting “ready for the night” or joining crowds to “receive Borré”. Her Intuition (N) is clear in her use of abstract humor and cultural metaphors, such as comparing a soccer elimination to “atomic bombs in Hiroshima” or seeing the world through a cinematic lens. She leans toward Feeling (F), as her tweets are driven by intense emotional reactions to sports and pop culture, ranging from being “dramatic” over bad days to expressing deep “love and faith” for her team. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her spontaneous, vibe-based lifestyle, whether she is impulsively deciding to “drink because a duo broke up” or juggling “27 hobbies” simultaneously.

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UFRGS student & Inter devotee. From spotting lookalikes at Fabico to planning 17-minute Bob Dylan karaoke sets, I’m just here for the cinema and the Libertadores.– @lilwaffer

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This cocktail is a marathon of emotions, much like “uma música do Bob Dylan que tem 17 minutos”. It captures the essence of a girl who is “em constante estado de mc poze xingando o próprio time”, mixing the bitterness of football losses with the sophisticated flair of a UFRGS student who loves the Oscars. The drink is served chilled, perfect for someone who suggests a “bar de drinks feitos com cianureto” but would rather be “tomar um mate vendo o jogo do seu time durante a aula”. It is high-energy, experimental, and unapologetically Gaucha, designed to be sipped while you “desista dos seus sonhos e morra” or celebrate Cillian Murphy's win.

Your Hogwarts House
Lupisa exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of ambition, sharp-tongued wit, and selective loyalty centered around her 'in-group,' particularly Sport Club Internacional. Her resourcefulness and dark humor shine through when she suggests an “ideia de negócio pro ponto: bar de drinks feitos com cianureto” and isn't afraid to express strong, polarizing opinions, such as “dando unfollow em todo doente que posta story de ‘church’ com parede preta”. Her self-preservation and cunning are evident in her bio, 恋なんてただのゲーム (Love is just a game), and her ruthless commentary on public figures, like calling for the demise of political leaders in favor of her preferences: “por favor Deus devolve o Francisco e leva o Milei”. Ultimately, her intense passion for victory and her 'us against the world' mentality—shown when she calls “Real Facho Madrid” names while cheering for their opposition—solidify her place in the house of the ambitious and the shrewd.

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The song perfectly captures the user's dramatic personality and their self-identified affinity for Bob Dylan, as seen when they joked about performing a “música do Bob Dylan que tem 17 minutos” at Christmas karaoke. The lyrics' apocalyptic and weary tone matches their cynical outlook on society, exemplified by their frustration with “política performativa e a sociedade do espetáculo”. This grim perspective is further highlighted by their dark humor regarding climate events, noting it is “muito fora de tom ficar postando ‘águas de março’ quando a cidade tá se explodindo”. Ultimately, the song mirrors the user's intense emotional investment in their local environment and the chaotic state of their football team, Sport Club Internacional.

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