Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares mental health and pain, like needing meds and to overcome hardship in “preciso do meu remédio urgente” and “eu sei que preciso superar toda essa merda”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong care for loved ones, like “não sou nada sem minha mãe” and calling her brother her best friend in “na verdade ele é meu melhor amigo”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, e.g. “pra cagar ta complicado” and “mano meu irmão ativou essa porra desse bloqueador de anúncio”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music, fandoms, and people, like “PUTA QUE PARIU WAGNER MOURAAAAAAAAA” and “vou casar com ela”.
- Romantic: Frequently dreams about love and relationships, shown in “me deu vontade de namorar”, “o próximo quero passar com a minha namorada, só falta a namorada” and “namorar pra passear e sair comprando um monte de coisa pra ela”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-neglect: Mentions urgent need for medication in “preciso do meu remédio urgente” and struggling with sleep in “vou ter q regular meu sono”, suggesting difficulty maintaining self-care.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid mood swings and intense reactions, like “nao consigo parar de chorar” and “incrível como essa filha de uma puta consegue me fazer mudar de humor rapidinho”.
- Harsh language: Frequently reacts with aggressive swearing, as in “vai se fuder o pinto é um quadrado” and “esse roberto carlos tem q começar a ficar trancado na casa dele”.
- Overidealizing love: Places heavy emotional weight on crushes and relationships, e.g. “ainda tô esperando ela largar aquele menino pra ficar comigo” and “a saudade é grande mas o respeito por mim mesma precisa ser maior”.
- Low frustration tolerance: Gets strongly upset by relatively small problems, like mosquitoes in “o filho da puta do pernilongo picou a sola do meu pé, vai tomar no cu” and heat or pain in “puta que pariu que dor do caralho”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s introspective, emotionally intense, and oscillates between being overwhelmed and determined to grow, much like this user talking about needing to heal from past hurt in “independente do resultado disso tudo, eu sei que preciso superar toda essa merda” and asking “oq fazer quando alguém fode com sua cabeça e em consequência vc fode com a sua vida”. Like Lisa, she has strong, specific passions and fandoms—Stray Kids, anime, K‑reality, Sanrio, games—as seen in posts like “saudade do stray kids”, “pensando em reassistir attack on titan”, and “VOU COMPRAR POKEMON FINALMENTEEE”. Lisa’s mix of idealism and cynicism also matches the contrast between tender tweets about love and family, such as “não sou nada sem minha mãe” and “falo q odeio meu irmão mas na verdade ele é meu melhor amigo”, and her sharp, sometimes profane rants like “esse roberto carlos tem q começar a ficar trancado na casa dele sem poder sair, velho cuzão”. Her openly lesbian, very online, and strongly opinionated vibe, expressed in “sou muito lésbica mesmo né, puta merda” and “acho q todas as cacheadas tem poder sobre mim”, feels like a modern, grown‑up, extremely internet-poisoned version of Lisa’s principled intensity. Even the way she overthinks relationships and crushes—wanting a girlfriend for New Year’s in “o próximo quero passar com a minha namorada, só falta a namorada” and joking about marriage in “vou casar com ela”—mirrors Lisa’s tendency to romantically fixate and idealize. Overall, she reads like Lisa with more swearing, more queer chaos, and a Brazilian Twitter sense of humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert: their joy comes from cozy, low‑key things like wanting cuddles and affection rather than big crowds, e.g. “queria um cafuné” and “ninguem deve saber o quanto eu gosto de abraços apertados”, and they vent a lot of inner feelings without seeking broad attention. They are strongly Sensing: they focus on concrete, sensory experiences like food, weather, and physical pain—“e bem quando eu estou morrendo de fome, o vizinho vai lá e faz uma feijoada cheirosa pra caralho”, “ai caralho amo cheiro de chuva”, “como q pode eu nessa idade sentir tanta dor no pescoço, puta que pariu”. Their values and emotional intensity mark them as Feeling: they center relationships and hurt, e.g. “a saudade é grande mas o respeito por mim mesma precisa ser maior” and “oq fazer quando alguém fode com sua cabeça e em consequência vc fode com a sua vida”, and gush about women and crushes like “adoro mulher bonita q sabe q é bonita”. They seem Perceiving rather than structured: they act spontaneously—impulsive hair ideas in “to a fim de fazer merda no cabelo”, last‑minute New Year’s outfit in “só consegui comprar a roupa q vou usar na virada agora😛”, and messy sleep schedule in “puta que pariu, nao consigo dormir de ansiedade pq quero ir pra liberdade logo”. Taken together—sensory, emotional, romantic, aesthetic, and a bit chaotic—this aligns best with ISFP, the creative, feeling‑driven introvert who lives strongly in the present.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanting a femme to boss you around and also saying you were born to obey women is crazy, because I literally just applied for the position of your bossy girlfriend—when do I start my shift?
- You keep saying you want to rewatch Attack on Titan… how about we compromise: we rewatch your favorite series, and every time something traumatic happens on screen, you get one aggressive lesbian cuddle from me.
- You’re out here missing Stray Kids, Chan’s Room, and your ‘corean boyfriend’, but have you considered a very real Brazilian girlfriend who’ll send you playlists, complain about reality shows with your dad, and hold you during every CB97 emotional crisis?
- You said you want to buy more Sanrio at Daiso and that you love giving presents but don’t know how to receive them—so let me take you to Liberdade, you pick the cute stuff, and I’ll help you practice accepting affection and gifts… starting with a kiss as a receipt.
- You’re hyped for Carnaval, lose your mind over feijoada smell, and swear pão com ovo saves lives—tell me honestly: are you sure you don’t already have a girlfriend? Because that’s exactly the way I’d treat the woman I plan to marry.
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Lesbian nerd surviving on K‑dramas, Attack on Titan reruns & São Paulo heat. Once converted my dad to Korean reality shows—still my proudest work.– @linedstreets
Your signature cocktail
WLW Feijoada Fever Dream
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for late-night overthinking, dreams that won’t let go, and all the pain she’s pushing through, inspired by “nao basta eu ter sofrido esse ano todo, tenho q ficar sonhando com a desgraça toda de novo” and “oq fazer quando alguém fode com sua cabeça e em consequência vc fode com a sua vida”. A bright guava-lime shrub captures her sweet-but-acidic lesbian chaos, craving love and femmes bossing her around in “sou muito lésbica mesmo né, puta merda” and “queria uma femme mandando em mim”. Sparkling sake nods to her love of Asian pop culture and nerdy side, from k-dramas and Stray Kids in “saudade do stray kids” to hyping reality shows in “viciei meu pai a assistir reality coreano e ele adora ficar falando mal deles”. A dash of smoked chili bitters brings the necessary drama and profanity-laced rage at neighbors, cramps, heat and mosquitoes, like “puta que pariu, nao consigo dormir de ansiedade pq quero ir pra liberdade logo” and “o filho da puta do pernilongo picou a sola do meu pé, vai tomar no cu”. Finally, a cotton-candy flavored whipped foam on top is all the soft romance and carnival excitement, wanting to spoil a girlfriend and cuddle in “namorar pra passear e sair comprando um monte de coisa pra ela”, “queria um cafuné”, and “nunca estive tão animada pra pular carnaval”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, affection, and care in their life, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush about wanting to dote on a partner, as in “namorar pra passear e sair comprando um monte de coisa pra ela”, and admit how deeply they value family despite complaining, like “falo q odeio meu irmão mas na verdade ele é meu melhor amigo” and “não sou nada sem minha mãe”. There’s also a strong theme of loyalty and emotional perseverance in tweets like “a saudade é grande mas o respeito por mim mesma precisa ser maior” and “independente do resultado disso tudo, eu sei que preciso superar toda essa merda”, which show quiet resilience rather than flashy heroics. They crave small, cozy comforts—hugs and head pats—seen in “queria um cafuné” and “ninguém deve saber o quanto eu gosto de abraços apertados”, very in line with Hufflepuff’s love of warmth and closeness. While they have moments of frustration and sarcasm, the throughline is devotion to loved ones, emotional honesty, and a desire to care for and be cared for, all of which strongly point to Hufflepuff over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A song that best suits @linedstreets is girls by girl in red, because it captures her very openly gay, girl-obsessed energy and soft romantic longing. She jokes about her intense attraction to women, like when she says “sou muito lésbica mesmo né, puta merda” and wishes for a femme to take the lead: “queria uma femme mandando em mim”. There’s also a strong yearning vibe throughout her timeline, from wanting her crush to show up (“minha crush sumiu da tml”) to dreaming of future relationships (“o próximo quero passar com a minha namorada, só falta a namorada”). At the same time, she clearly cares deeply and gets hurt easily, shown in tweets like “a saudade é grande mas o respeito por mim mesma precisa ser maior” and “oq fazer quando alguém fode com sua cabeça e em consequência vc fode com a sua vida”, which mirrors the emotional confusion in the song. The blend of lesbian desire, emotional chaos, and tenderness in girls lines up closely with the way she talks about love, crushes, and heartbreak on her timeline.
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