Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cinematically literate: References niche cinema history and craft, like their VR film list and commentary on Denis, Gregg Araki, and Hong Sang-soo: “I'm creating a list of VR films, please contribute any titles you can think of”, “A look at the film's Kanopy page tells me that @KinoLorber has acquired Denis's L'Intrus”, “Hong making a new movie called The Day She Returns”.
- Culturally engaged: Follows and reacts to current discourse (Oscars, Pitchfork, Sundance, streaming, politics): “they should just cancel the oscars this year”, “One last thing about pitchfork…Really says everything about what's changed about the internet in 30 years”.
- Humorously observant: Uses sharp, self-aware humor about daily life and media, like the dad anecdotes and seat map joke: “Dad on phone 'Rachel McAdams....her mom is Diane Keaton'”, “this has to be the most psychotic seat booking I have ever seen”.
- Community oriented: Invites participation and thanks others, showing interest in mutual film/music nerd communities: “I'm creating a list of VR films, please contribute any titles you can think of”, “thank you charlie”.
- Ethically aware: Expresses clear stances on labor and immigration, indicating concern beyond personal interests: “Hard to imagine ever voting for any candidate who doesn’t loudly have Abolish ICE as part of their platform”, “you are either a PTA/Nolan/Villeneuve with the keys to the kingdom or you are exploiting non union labor (at best)”.
Weaknesses:
- Negativity bias: Frequent exasperated or hostile reactions (Oscars, Sundance, brands, social media) can overshadow enthusiasm: “Sundance is the worst time of year”, “fuck this”.
- Acrid tone: Sharp put-downs of people and institutions, e.g. Odessa criticism and Charlie Kirk’s wife, risk alienating some readers: “Amazing for Charlie Kirk's wife to somehow be worse than he was”, “Interesting that everybody is jumping to criticize Odessa and nobody is holding Sean Durkin or the producers to account”.
- Insider references: Dense in-jokes and niche references (kg uploaders, Zebulon, Walker film, Blu-ray box sets) can be opaque to outsiders: “Will always be funny that one of the main uploaders on kg took his username from James Spader's character on The Blacklist”, “Info about the next Walker film, shot in Czech Republic”.
- Platform frustration: Repeated complaints about social media spaces and paywalls give a resigned, worn-out vibe: “facebook reels one of the most cursed spaces on the internet”, “wasted my four free pitchfork reviews this month”.
- Self-deprecating fixation: Leans into self-mockery that can read as low-key dissatisfaction (age, purchases, online habits): “did a bad thing (spent $124 on blu ray box set)”, “in my late 30s (bought Deftones soccer jersey)”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The blend of pop‑culture obsession, deep-cut film knowledge, and sharply opinionated posting most closely matches Comic Book Guy. Like him, this user constantly references cinema and TV with granular specificity, from discussing festival labor conditions in “Increasingly feels like you are either a PTA/Nolan/Villeneuve with the keys to the kingdom or you are exploiting non union labor (at best) with a vanishing middle ground” to dissecting Sundance as “the worst time of year”. The sardonic, slightly world-weary tone in posts like “they should just cancel the oscars this year” and “facebook reels one of the most cursed spaces on the internet” mirrors Comic Book Guy’s constant low-level disdain for degraded media culture. At the same time, his enthusiasm for niche media and physical media—see “did a bad thing (spent $124 on blu ray box set)” and the VR film list in “I'm creating a list of VR films, please contribute any titles you can think of”—matches Comic Book Guy’s collector mentality. The account’s mixture of smugly funny one-liners (“I've wuthered heights you people wouldn't believe”) and genuine cinephile love (“film is our greatest art form”) is very much in line with Comic Book Guy if he were more self-aware and occasionally sincere.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite joking about friends and community, most posts are inward-looking observations, niche media commentary, or solitary pleasures like dreams and TV, e.g. “wandering around a hotel dreams are my favorite kinds of dreams” and “might turn into a tea guy”, rather than seeking direct social engagement or attention. Their focus on patterns in film culture, media ecosystems, and industry structures is strongly Intuitive, as in “Increasingly feels like you are either a PTA/Nolan/Villeneuve with the keys to the kingdom or you are exploiting non union labor (at best) with a vanishing middle ground” and meta takes on Pitchfork like “One last thing about pitchfork, the first big paywalled review is an album that Ryan Schreiber reviewed in 1996… Really says everything about what's changed about the internet in 30 years”. They show a Thinking preference in their analytical, sometimes cutting tone, prioritizing critique and coherence over harmony: for example, the cool assessment of a film as “No Other Choice better as a film about sobriety than a film about capitalism” and the blunt political stance “Hard to imagine ever voting for any candidate who doesn’t loudly have Abolish ICE as part of their platform”. The overall vibe is Perceiving rather than Judging: they often improvise, follow curiosities (e.g. “I'm creating a list of VR films, please contribute any titles you can think of”), and indulge in spontaneous purchases or whims like “did a bad thing (spent $124 on blu ray box set)” rather than projecting a structured, planned life. Taken together—the introverted, idea-heavy media analysis, critical detachment, and go-with-the-flow curiosity—they most closely match INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If cinema is technique and science, consider this my pitch: we wander around a hotel like in your favorite dreams, then go back to your place so you can explain to me, shot by shot, why The Zone of Interest was ‘too subtle.’
- You’re out here tweeting about Gus Fring’s arc, Hong Sang-soo’s new movie, and a Holy Motors video game… I’m just wondering when you’re greenlighting the project where we co-star as the two annoying people talking through a Zebulon screening.
- You bought the most annoying bumper sticker of all time and a $124 Blu-ray box set—clearly you make questionable financial decisions. Want to double down and waste an evening on me instead of Yeasayer scores and Pitchfork paywalls?
- You called your cat Meowlo Norrentino and admitted you might become a Father Brown guy; that’s exactly the level of unhinged Catholic-art-house energy I’m looking for in a partner. Can I audition for ‘best guy’ in your next Oscar run?
- You’re making a Letterboxd list of VR films, thinking about a new Godfather made by modern-day Coppola, and still mad about The Way of the Wind’s timeline. I don’t have any industry clout, but I can offer you something rarer: someone who will actually stay awake through The Rip with your dad and save you the best fries.
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Director in Bakersfield orbit. Survivor themes, VR lists & Oscars gripes. Once called my cat Meowlo Norrentino and never looked back.– @LingoUnbound
Your signature cocktail
The Bakersfield Long Take
Smoky mezcal stands in for their cinephile edge and slightly scorched political wit, the person who can say “film is our greatest art form” and also deadpan “they should just cancel the oscars this year”. Sweet vermouth adds a classic, bittersweet backbone for someone obsessed with restorations, Hong, Denis, and box sets, the kind of brain that tweets “did a bad thing (spent $124 on blu ray box set)”. A shot of cold brew gives it late-night-editor energy for the music-video director who dreams about hotels and contemplates Godfather sequels, as in “wandering around a hotel dreams are my favorite kinds of dreams”. The grapefruit peel twist captures their sharp, bright humor—see “I've wuthered heights you people wouldn't believe” and calling their cat “meowlo norrentino” in “my cat's name is nora and I just called her meowlo norrentino”. Finally, a pinch of smoked salt nods to Bakersfield dust, strike talk, and their politics—salty, grounded, and unambiguous enough to say “Hard to imagine ever voting for any candidate who doesn’t loudly have Abolish ICE as part of their platform” while still signing off with “happy Wednesday my friends”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show an obsessive, playful engagement with film, TV, and media that screams Ravenclaw’s love of knowledge and culture. They’re constantly cataloguing and curating, like when they say they’re “creating a list of VR films” and ask others to contribute titles, linking to Letterboxd: “I'm creating a list of VR films, please contribute any titles you can think of”. There’s also a very specific cinephile curiosity in tweets like “A look at the film's Kanopy page tells me that @KinoLorber has acquired Denis's L'Intrus, hopefully we'll be hearing about a home video release soon” and “Info about the next Walker film, shot in Czech Republic”, showing a focus on niche film distribution and production details. Their humor tends to be reference-heavy and clever rather than blunt or aggressive—for instance, the wordplay in “I've wuthered heights you people wouldn't believe” and the MAD Magazine recall in “Had a sudden memory of MAD Magazine's parody of the 1986 Whoopie Goldberg vehicle Jumpin' Jack Flash Jumbled Joke Flash”. Even their self-deprecation is framed through media-literacy and aesthetic awareness, like joking about retiring an over-pretentious email in “I had to retire my teenage 'noir.of.the.night @ gmail . com' both because it was incredibly pretentious and I got tired of constantly having to spell it out loud for people”. While they clearly have political convictions and empathy, the through-line is intellectual curiosity, taste-making, and sharp, allusive wit, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
Their feed mixes surreal humor, media obsession, and political anxiety in a way that feels very much like the disoriented modern life described in Once in a Lifetime. They oscillate between cinephile intensity — calling film “our greatest art form” in “film is our greatest art form” and tracking restorations and obscure titles like Denis’s L’Intrus in “A look at the film's Kanopy page tells me that @KinoLorber has acquired Denis's L'Intrus” — and jokey, almost absurd observations such as “my cat's name is nora and I just called her meowlo norrentino”. There’s also a clear sense of political and cultural dislocation, from “Hard to imagine ever voting for any candidate who doesn’t loudly have Abolish ICE as part of their platform” to media-fragmented moments like “you won't believe what they're saying on bluesky about this pitchfork business”. Like the song’s narrator wondering how he ended up in this strange late-capitalist life, they’re constantly clocking the weirdness of our era, whether it’s streaming branding in “watching an ad which featured the phrase 'peacock is the home of the grabber'” or algorithmic decay in “facebook reels one of the most cursed spaces on the internet”. The blend of wry detachment, cultural saturation, and low-key existential dread matches the tone and rhythm of Once in a Lifetime better than almost any other song.
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