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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, playful, and a bit of a show-off. They’re attention-loving and dramatic like Bart, bragging about events and shows in tweets like “ontem foi INCRÍVEL! mto obrigada, pretinhas 👑🫶🏽” and “esse último sábado foi incrível! 🤍.✶”. Their mischievous and provocative humor fits Bart’s style, especially in tweets like “aí genteKKKKK o tanto que essa garota vai chwpar xereca quando crescer, principalmente nesses coisinhas que tem da igreja” and “em plena terça issoKKKK”. The chaotic romantic/sexual energy and drama—seen in “adiei o show de hj para amanhã só para conseguir sair com o carinha engraçadinho do ozzies” and “eu desejei que ele morresse mas não dessa forma, puta merda”—also echo Bart’s tendency to act impulsively and then get caught up in emotional fallout. Even the casual flexing of style and aesthetics, like “comprei uns pingente novo, chavosq” and “dormiriam no meu quarto? (ficou mto simples odiei”, fits Bart’s performative, look-at-me personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they frequently reference social events and interactions, like thanking fans after a show and going out with someone, e.g. “ontem foi INCRÍVEL! mto obrigada, pretinhas 👑🫶🏽 [3 pictures]” and “adiei o show de hj para amanhã só para conseguir sair com o carinha engraçadinho do ozzies [picture]”, suggesting energy from people and attention. Their style shows Intuition (N) through aesthetic, symbolic language rather than concrete detail, as in “⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𓆙⠀ ⪨⠀ 𝗽oıso͟nous⠀ :⠀ ᴛᨣuch⠀ .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀ [picture]” and “⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𓏲⠀mı𝒅nıghᴛ⠀﹒﹒⠀ɯhıspᧉɾs⠀✶ ⠀⠀ [2 pictures]”, which focus on vibe and imagery more than practical info. Their expression is strongly emotional and interpersonal, supporting Feeling (F): they react with intensity and concern, e.g. “eu desejei que ele morresse mas não dessa forma, puta merda [picture]” and “esse último sábado foi incrível! 🤍.✶ [picture]”, and use affectionate language for followers like “oie mores, apareci [picture]”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P), favoring spontaneity over structure: delaying a show to go out with someone in “adiei o show de hj para amanhã só para conseguir sair com o carinha engraçadinho do ozzies [picture]” and joking about chaotic situations in “em plena terça issoKKKK [picture] [quoted tweet]” suggests a flexible, go-with-the-flow lifestyle rather than a rigid, planned one. Putting these together, their tweets best fit ENFP: a social, expressive, emotionally driven, spontaneous creator who thrives on aesthetic expression and dynamic interactions.

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Singer, succubus in training & part-time chaos curator. Once postponed a show for a cute guy at Ozzies—still wrote the better setlist after.– @linkunsti

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This cocktail channels their chaotic, flirty infernal diva energy with dark spiced rum for the hellish vibes of “puta merda satan” and the whole succubus persona in “oie meus queridos, adivinhem quem resolveu dar as caras por aqui? euzinha, Verosika Mayday, a melhor cantora e succubus que esse inferno já viu 🤍๋࣭ ⭑”. Hibiscus and berry syrup adds a deep red sweetness for the sensual, slightly scandalous humor in “aí genteKKKKK o tanto que essa garota vai chwpar xereca quando crescer, principalmente nesses coisinhas que tem da igreja” and the romantic flair of “gabriel opspor. 💍” in their bio. Sparkling rosé represents their showgirl / stage-star side from “ontem foi INCRÍVEL! mto obrigada, pretinhas 👑🫶🏽 [3 pictures]” and “esse último sábado foi incrível! 🤍.✶ [picture]”, keeping things bubbly even when the content is infernal. A sharp dash of lime juice cuts through the sweetness like their sudden emotional turns in “eu desejei que ele morresse mas não dessa forma, puta merda [picture]” and “MAS QUE DROGA FOI ESSA? [picture]”. Finally, edible glitter on top mirrors their aesthetic, RP flair, and dramatic entrances in posts like “oie mores, apareci [picture]” and the dreamy vibe of “⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𓏲⠀mı𝒅nıghᴛ⠀﹒﹒⠀ɯhıspᧉɾs⠀✶ ⠀⠀ [2 pictures]”, making the drink as extra and theatrical as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user presents a confident, provocative persona that fits Slytherin’s ambition and edge. They introduce themselves dramatically and self-assuredly as a star and seductress in a way that centers status and superiority, calling themselves “the best singer and succubus this hell has ever seen” in “oie meus queridos, adivinhem quem resolveu dar as caras por aqui? euzinha, Verosika Mayday, a melhor cantora e succubus que esse inferno já viu 🤍๋࣭ ⭑”. Their humor is sharp and often cutting, as in the sexually explicit, irreverent jab at religious girls in “aí genteKKKKK o tanto que essa garota vai chwpar xereca quando crescer, principalmente nesses coisinhas que tem da igreja”, showing a willingness to defy norms and shock others. They also display a ruthless streak in “eu desejei que ele morresse mas não dessa forma, puta merda”, suggesting complicated feelings about wishing harm and then reacting when it goes too far, which aligns with Slytherin’s darker, self-protective emotional landscape. Even their irritation with surroundings and authority, like complaining that “the only office in this dump was in front of BlitzO” in “o unico escritório que tinha nessa espelunca era na frente do blitzO 🖕🏻”, carries a defiant, self-focused tone rather than cooperative or dutiful vibes. Overall, the bravado, norm-breaking humor, fixation on image, and sharp emotional reactions point far more to Slytherin than to the other houses.

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A fitting song for @linkunsti is “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga because their tweets mix dramatic love life, dark humor, and over-the-top flair—just like the song’s chaotic, seductive energy. They casually rearrange their career for a fling, saying they “adiei o show de hj para amanhã só para conseguir sair com o carinha engraçadinho do ozzies”, which mirrors the impulsive, obsessive romance in the lyrics. Their persona as a glamorous, infernal diva appears when they declare “oie meus queridos, adivinhem quem resolveu dar as caras por aqui? euzinha, Verosika Mayday, a melhor cantora e succubus que esse inferno já viu 🤍๋࣭ ⭑”, echoing Gaga’s theatrical, larger-than-life presence. The blend of hellish aesthetics and intensity in lines like “puta merda satan” and “eu desejei que ele morresse mas não dessa forma, puta merda” matches the song’s dark, melodramatic tone. Even their playful vanity and nightlife vibe in “esse último sábado foi incrível! 🤍.✶” align with the wild, glamorous world that Bad Romance celebrates.

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