Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They openly notice their own patterns, like wanting to do self-deprecating tweets without fishing for attention in “Queria fazer tweets autodepreciativos sem parecer q eu quero atenção”.
- Intellectually-curious: They engage with philosophy and complex media, referencing Hegel, Augustine and Kierkegaard in “Hegel Santo Agostinho Kierkegaard” and doing reviews like “Review Time: Megaman ZX”.
- Media-enthusiast: They deeply invest in games/anime like Gundam and Umineko, e.g. detailed thoughts on Zeta Gundam in “Na minha opinião o Zeta é o coração do UC...” and talking about Panzer Dragoon in “Falando de Panzer Dragoon com um colega de trabalho meu”.
- Emotionally-expressive: They share feelings openly, from insecurity to affection, like “Eu tenho pensamentos assim, um dia eu olhei pro meu gato e tive a sensação de q ele era desalmado” and “Acho q eu to fazendo lovebombing com o meu gato”.
- Humorous-ironist: They use irony and absurd humor, e.g. “não consigo parar de goonar (coçar o ouvido)” and “speedrunners de Nights into Dreams são todos espiritualmente israelenses”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: They repeatedly put themselves down, like calling themselves a fake femcel and talking about the ‘ugliness’ of their soul in “meus amigos acham que eu sou a fake femcel mas é porque eles não vêem a feiura da minha alma”.
- Insecure-comparative: They compare themselves negatively to fictional characters and others, as in “Eu acho tão ridículo como eu fico inseguro com personagens fictícios...” and frustration about others dating in “alguém que faz música de IA de fate conseguiu namorar antes de mim”.
- Morbid-thinking: They allude to self-harm and destructive impulses, like “às vezes eu tenho vontade de acabar com a minha aparência só pra minha família ficar mais triste” and “NUNCA SE MATEM” implying familiarity with that thought.
- Political-cynicism: They show bitter, dismissive takes on politics, e.g. “Vtnc deputado federal aprende até a imitar passarinho antes de trabalhar” and relief only by comparison in “eu olho pra Argentina e fico aliviado que nós não estamos tão na merda assim quanto eles”.
- Hostile-impulses: They mention intense anger toward others online, like “Pela primeira vez na minha vida eu realmente desejei a morte de um usuário do twitter”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user mixes introspective melancholy, intellectual interests, and niche fandom obsession in a very Lisa-like way. They jump between philosophy and theology, as in “Hegel Santo Agostinho Kierkegaard”, which mirrors Lisa’s bookish, overthinking side. Their self-consciousness and insecurity about how they’re perceived, like “Queria fazer tweets autodepreciativos sem parecer q eu quero atenção” and “Eu acho tão ridículo como eu fico inseguro com personagens fictícios”, also line up strongly with Lisa’s anxious self-awareness. At the same time, they’re deeply into specific media and treat it almost like a personal identity project, e.g. long thoughts on Gundam in “Na minha opinião o Zeta é o coração do UC… Ele enriquece tematicamente o Gundam original”, which feels like Lisa hyper-fixating on jazz or environmentalism. Their mix of political commentary and frustration—such as “Mãããããe, a direita tá votando coisa inconstitucional só pra pagar de moralmente correta”—fits Lisa’s moral and political engagement. Overall, they read as a more online, irony-poisoned Lisa: idealistic, over-intellectual, emotionally intense, and a bit alienated from the normies around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They show a strong introverted (I) bent: they often describe themselves as an observer or outsider rather than socially central, e.g. “Quando normies encontram reais consumidores de mídia” and “Eu no grupo de amigos do whatsapp”, and they explicitly fantasize about finding a great love online rather than in person in “Vontade de encontrar meu grande amor no twitter”. Their interests and humor are highly intuitive (N): they dive into abstract philosophy and theology—“Hegel Santo Agostinho Kierkegaard”, “pior que Hegel já me pegou gostoso assim mesmo quando ele detonou o princípio de não contradição”—and meta takes on media like “Na minha opinião o Zeta é o coração do UC… Ele enriquece tematicamente o Gundam original”. They lean thinking (T) over feeling: they analyze and categorize people and media (“Eu tenho muita vontade de fazer um powerscaling de debatedores”; “isso funcionaria muito bem em outras obras absurdas mas One Punch Man não é absurdo dessa forma”) and even nitpick language construction in “APRENDAM A FAZER NEOLOGISMOS DIREITO”, a very Ti-style precision. Their life presentation is relatively unstructured and spontaneous, suggesting perceiving (P): they oscillate between moods (“são 19:54 mas já to quase dormindo”; “Fui dormir 22 horas, acordei às 3”), talk about getting pulled into random videos (“eu to preso nesse vídeo”), and joke about perpetual media consumption rather than structured goals in “indo consumir mídia”. Overall, the combination of solitary, hyper-analytical media/philosophy focus, abstract pattern-seeking, and loose, meme-filled lifestyle fits INTP more than neighboring types like INFJ or INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Zeta is the heart of UC and nothing is understood without it; I feel like that about you and my timeline—everything kind of predicates on Linlam at this point.
- If you’re the Edgeworth of your fandoms, can I be your Steel Samurai? I’ll gladly embarrass myself in public just to defend your honor on the TL.
- You’re out here doing ‘Review Time’ of Revolta contra o mundo moderno and Mega Man ZX—whenever you’re free, I’d like to schedule a detailed review of our compatibility, preferably with a 10/10 ‘would date again’ conclusion.
- You said you’d learn Japanese just to understand Gundam fanarts; I’m ready to learn ‘Brazilian’ just to say, in your native localization: você é exatamente o tipo de pessoa que eu queria conhecer.
- You once told people ‘NUNCA SE MATEM’ while playing Megaman X4 on Saturn; offer still stands if I replace that with ‘SE POSSÍVEL, SAI COMIGO’ and we swap the emulator for a cozy media‑consumption date?
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Brazilian media enjoyer & Gundam defender. Writes reviews, overthinks Hegel, and once considered learning Japanese just to read fanart captions.– @Linlam_4
Your signature cocktail
Lowkirkenuinely Neetgroni
This drink is a slightly unhinged Negroni riff: bitter, caffeinated, and a bit too online, just like someone who says “Nossa eu to quase rasgando meu travesseiro com a boca, eu to vendo um monte de gente usando lowkirkgenuinely quando o certo é LOWKIRKENUINELY APRENDAM A FAZER NEOLOGISMOS DIREITO”. The Campari is for their self-deprecating, soul-ugly melancholy in “meus amigos acham que eu sou a fake femcel mas é porque eles não vêem a feiura da minha alma” and the political bitterness in “Mãããããe, a direita tá votando coisa inconstitucional só pra pagar de moralmente correta”. Dry gin stands for the sharp, nerdy edge of someone doing Hegel/Agostinho/Kierkegaard memes like “Hegel Santo Agostinho Kierkegaard” and overanalyzing Gundam in “Na minha opinião o Zeta é o coração do UC ... Ele enriquece tematicamente o Gundam original”. The cold brew coffee matches their sleep-deprived media-binge energy in “Fui dormir 22 horas, acordei às 3 por causa do calor e agora to ouvindo uma entrevista do Nick Fuentes fuck my supid baka life” and “indo consumir mídia”. A splash of tonic water adds fizzy, awkward sweetness for the romantic loneliness of “Vontade de encontrar meu grande amor no twitter” and the desire to self-roast without seeming attention-seeking in “Queria fazer tweets autodepreciativos sem parecer q eu quero atenção”. Finally, the orange peel garnish is theatrical flair for someone who can compare themselves to Edgeworth in “às vezes eu me sinto o Edgeworth pq eu acho que eu ocupo o mesmo espaço nos meus fandoms que ele no de Steel Samurai” and still say “sábado de manhã comendo bolacha de água e sal com Coca e jogando Megaman X4 no emulador de Saturn, NUNCA SE MATEM” with unironic heart.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with intellectual curiosity and analysis, which strongly points to Ravenclaw. They clearly enjoy philosophy and theology for their own sake, casually name‑dropping thinkers like Hegel, Augustine and Kierkegaard in “Hegel Santo Agostinho Kierkegaard” and getting genuinely excited when Hegel ‘gets’ them in “pior que Hegel já me pegou gostoso assim mesmo quando ele detonou o princípio de não contradição”. They also approach anime and games in a very analytical way, e.g. calling Zeta Gundam the thematic and aesthetic core of UC in “Na minha opinião o Zeta é o coração do UC… Ele enriquece tematicamente o Gundam original e é base estética pro resto”, and wanting to make a ‘powerscaling of debaters’ just to force themselves into a more rigorous opinion in “Eu tenho muita vontade de fazer um powerscaling de debatedores só pra me obrigar a ter uma opinião embasada sobre o engenheiro leo”. Their humor is wordy and meta (e.g. obsessing over the correctness of a neologism in “eu to vendo um monte de gente usando lowkirkgenuinely quando o certo é LOWKIRKENUINELY APRENDAM A FAZER NEOLOGISMOS DIREITO”), which is very Ravenclaw-coded. While there are hints of Slytherin edge and self‑deprecation, their core pleasure clearly lies in thinking about media, language, and ideas as puzzles to be unpacked, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance, because it blends theatrical melodrama, self-deprecation, and oddly sincere emotion in a way that mirrors their timeline. They have a very online, ironic but vulnerable persona, oscillating between joking about being broken and actually exposing real insecurity, like when they say they want to make self-deprecating posts without seeming attention-seeking: “Queria fazer tweets autodepreciativos sem parecer q eu quero atenção”. The song’s theme of feeling out of place yet still clinging to meaning resonates with their own strange mix of depressive humor and passion for niche media and fandoms, seen when they describe themselves stuck in videos or media: “eu to preso nesse vídeo” and “indo consumir mídia”. Their philosophical and slightly overdramatic side — Hegel, Kierkegaard, Saint Augustine, and joking about becoming a "Bruxo dos Sofismas" — fits the song’s grandiose, almost operatic tone: “Eu pensei na forma mais idiota de resolver um dos mistérios de umineko… eu vou virar o Bruxo dos Sofismas quando terminar”. Finally, even when they flirt with darker thoughts about appearance or life, they still show a faint, stubborn attachment to small joys like games and anime, which matches the song’s mix of darkness and stubborn hope: “sábado de manhã comendo bolacha de água e sal com Coca e jogando Megaman X4 no emulador de Saturn, NUNCA SE MATEM”.
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