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The user’s penchant for provoking authority, using sarcasm and meme‑speak, and constantly seeking to incite conflict mirrors Bart Simpson’s rebellious nature. Tweets such as "kek … Stop being a pussy lol" and "I will be debating Dave at 8pm ET" show a teenage‑style taunt and love of public showdowns, similar to Bart’s habit of challenging teachers and adults. The strategic trolling expressed in "In general, our strategy should focus on making our enemies act like Martin here … our enemies end up producing propaganda for us" reflects Bart’s scheming to turn situations to his advantage. Finally, the exaggerated grandiosity—"I will build my entire brand around you… never water down the message for normies"—captures Bart’s self‑styled "cool kid" persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The individual displays an extroverted communication style, engaging directly with others and creating discussions, as seen in tweets like 'Why even bother @ing me if you have me blocked thus preventing me from responding?' This suggests they thrive on interaction and feedback. They demonstrate intuitive processing by exploring abstract concepts and possibilities, evident in: 'I think I have discovered an entirely new and important legal principle.' Their decision-making leans towards logic and analysis rather than emotions, highlighted in: 'The wrong approach: 'I don't think people should tip, the companies should pay a liveable wage!' They embody a flexible lifestyle, often initiating and reacting to situations spontaneously, as indicated in: 'Make sure to tune in, live tonight!'

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Libertarian writer, podcaster & legal theorist. Dissecting Objectivism, NAP & radical strategy. Once debated a cat on a live stream.– @liquid2ulu

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The Zulu Paradox is a bold mix of rye whiskey, absinthe, chili‑infused simple syrup, a dash of Angostura bitters and a splash of soda water. It mirrors liquid2ulu's unapologetic libertarian edge, with rye representing the free‑market spirit and absinthe the controversial, "radical" flair they champion ("In general, our strategy should focus on making our enemies act like Martin here…"). The hot chili syrup captures the tweet "Power over spice is power over all," giving the drink a fiery punch that reflects their belief in leveraging spice for influence. Bitters add the philosophical bitterness of their "law is a subset of ethics" stance, while the soda’s effervescence hints at the "free trade" flow they defend. Together the ingredients create a drink that is both intoxicating and provocative, just like their online persona.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes strategic manipulation and power, as seen in the tweet 'In general, our strategy should focus on making our enemies act like Martin here. This is why it is a strategic win to endorse scary radical positions. Our enemies end up producing propaganda for us.' This shows cunning and a willingness to use others for personal gain, a hallmark of Slytherin. Their ambition to dominate libertarian discourse is clear in 'I will build my entire brand around you to ensure that that is the case. I will never water down the message for normies or infiltrators.' They also seek control, stating 'Power over spice is power over all.' These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and strategic calculation align most closely with Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly frames themselves as a puppet master, saying 'In general, our strategy should focus on making our enemies act like Martin here...' and emphasizing control with 'Power over spice is power over all.' They revel in manipulating discourse and turning opponents into propaganda tools, echoing the line 'I am winning precisely because I obey the principle of justice: I do not grant the unearned...' This mirrors Metallica's 'Master of Puppets' which is about pulling strings and exerting power over others. The aggressive tone of tweets like 'Personally, I would simply shoot them until they were dead.' also matches the song's intense, relentless energy.

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