Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and tenderness, e.g. “eu amo mulheres, sou apaixonada por mulheres.” and calling actresses and ships “meu amorzinho” and “minhas 🥺” in multiple tweets.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like “eu só tenho 3 anos, como que me jogaram pra fazer reunião?????” and joking about HR in “se eu deitasse minha colega no soco… eu sendo do RH posso só me dar uma advertência e abafar tudo?”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms and actresses, e.g. “MINHA NOSSA SENHORA MEU DEUS PAI NOSSO SENHOR ELA É .... TIPO PQP TO MALUCA #TKNur #nurdesoraya” and “EU TO SEM PALAVRAS #MissGinJayFansignInShanghai”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes her own behavior and coping, like “eu sei que me iludo, e tô aqui pra isso mesmo! uso o tt pra distrair a mente e curtir meu fan service, porque de problema a vida real já tá cheia.”.
- Protective: Defends people she cares about, including idols and family, e.g. “se eu pego uma dessas que fizeram TK chorar… eu juro que mato no soco” and “EU AMO A MINHA FAMÍLIA. MEUSS.”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Reacts explosively to stress or others’ behavior, as in “uai não sei oq não sei o que lá' UAI NADA... querem enfiar coisa no meu rabo sendo que eu não aprovei nada” and the violent fantasy in “pensamento intrusivo de hoje é: se eu deitasse minha colega no soco…”.
- Ruminative: Stays stuck on past relationships, e.g. “será que um dia eu vou superar minha ex? todo dia eu grito pra mim mesma: VAI VIVER JA TEM QUASE 1 ANO” and complaining when her ex starts a DR in “quase 00h e minha ex veio ter uma DR do nada????”.
- Work‑averse: Expresses strong dislike of job and responsibilities, like “a pobre da CLT… não vou poder ver pq eu tô no trabalho EU KDEIO ESSE LUGAR EU QUERO ASSINAR A MINHA DEMISSÃO AGORA” and joking about quitting in “pra mim já deu, não quero mais.”.
- Emotion‑driven: Lets mood swings dominate her day, e.g. “tô aqui mas tô tentando ignorar tudo pra não chorar” and “ser uma pessoa extremamente boiola e não ter ninguém pra ser boiola é de uma tristeza tão grande”.
- Avoidant: Shows patterns of escape and procrastination, such as asking “1 like aqui e eu desisto de ir na academia hoje 🙏🏻” and fantasizing about moving countries over schedule issues in “meus horários não estão batendo com o da Tailândia, vou ter que me mudar pra lá.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intense, emotional, and very online about her passions – just like this user is with GL ships and actresses, for example when they gush “MINHA NOSSA SENHORA MEU DEUS PAI NOSSO SENHOR ELA É .... TIPO PQP TO MALUCA #TKNur #nurdesoraya” and “EU VOU ENGOLIR O CELULAR SE ESSE VÍDEO PASSAR MAIS UMA VEZ NA MINHA TL ELA É COISINHA MAIS LINDA DO MUNDO”. Like Lisa, they’re soft-hearted and romantic, openly admitting “eu amo mulheres, sou apaixonada por mulheres.” and craving affection in posts like “tô triste queria chamego”. They overthink and vent about work and responsibility in a very Lisa way, such as “a vida boa de acompanhar live de madrugada acabou, volto a trabalhar amanhã e já quero chorar.” and “a pobre da CLT ... agora que chegou a hora não vou poder ver pq eu tô no trabalho EU KDEIO ESSE LUGAR EU QUERO ASSINAR A MINHA DEMISSÃO AGORA”. There’s also that mix of moral sense and chaotic intrusive thoughts Lisa sometimes has, reflected in the humorous aggression of “se eu deitasse minha colega no soco, a justa causa e o B.O. viriam muito rápido?” and the decision to curate her online peace in “uso o tt pra distrair a mente e curtir meu fan service, porque de problema a vida real já tá cheia.”. Overall, the blend of sensitivity, fandom hyperfixation, frustration with being the responsible adult, and a strong inner emotional world makes them most like Lisa Simpson rather than the more reckless or apathetic members of the family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about their internal states (tired, sad, wanting affection, annoyed at work) rather than seeking a big audience, and they often mention wanting to be at home or alone, like “eu quero tanto ir pra casa mds” and sitting quietly without being judged in “sentada em qualquer canto e me sentindo em paz por não ter ninguém me julgando por isso”. Their focus is very concrete and sensory, centered on specific moments, bodies, visuals, food, and physical environments: praising women’s looks and small physical gestures (“a mulher é bonita e sabe disso”, “vai se ferrar, a mãozinha no queixo que coisinhas mais linda”), complaining about the smell of cigarettes in “depois que se para de fumar até o cheiro do cigarro dos outros da ânsia”, and sharing everyday annoyances like the gas ending mid‑omelet in “meu gás acabou bem na hora do meu omelete com queijo”, which fits Sensing over abstract Intuition. Emotion and attachment dominate their timeline, indicating a strong Feeling preference: they center love and affection in their bio, gush about women (“eu amo mulheres, sou apaixonada por mulheres”), get sentimental about GL couples and families (“eu tô apaixonada pela Ana Paula, oq eu faço agora?”; “fiquei sabendo que hoje é dia da família mais linda do mundinho GL”), and explicitly say they use Twitter to escape real‑life problems in “uso o tt pra distrair a mente e curtir meu fan service, porque de problema a vida real já tá cheia”. Their lifestyle appears more perceiving than highly structured judging: they joke about skipping the gym based on a random like in “1 like aqui e eu desisto de ir na academia hoje”, talk about wanting to move to Thailand because of schedule differences in “meus horários não estão batendo com o da Tailândia, vou ter que me mudar pra lá”, and often react impulsively and humorously to the moment rather than referencing plans or order. The combination of an inward, feeling‑heavy emotional life, strong attention to sensory detail, romantic/esthetic gushiness, and laid‑back spontaneity matches ISFP—the artistic, affectionate, in‑the‑moment feeler type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said being ‘extremely boiola and having no one to be boiola with’ is tragic… how about we fix the plot: you bring the GL fanservice and Titanic, I’ll bring feijoada and cuddles for when the ex decides to text at midnight again.
- You, a CLT worker ready to sign your resignation just to watch a special; me, fully prepared to call your RH (you) and authorize your immediate transfer… to my arms, with lifetime home office from ‘mundinho nós duas’.
- You’re out here wanting Ginny to eat feijoada with you, Jayna to reject your proposal, and Nur’s playlist… but be honest: wouldn’t you rather have one mineira flirting in your ear like ‘cê é o trenzin mais lindo desse mundinho GL’ and then kiss you during the press tour lives?
- You almost crashed the car, hate the gym inventor, and have intrusive thoughts about decking your coworker—but still get soft because TK fixes Nur’s hair and Enjoy fixes June’s. I volunteer as tribute to be the woman whose hair you fix and whose life you quietly soft-obsess over next.
- You said you’re only three years old and they already throw you into meetings; lucky for you, I’m emotionally 3 too, so we can skip adulthood, rent that sítio your supervisor suggested, put your GL girls in porta-retratos… and maybe add one real-life wife to that collection, amém.
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HR by day, GL enthusiast by night. Recovering smoker, gym hater, proud Minas Gerais sapphic. Once almost missed work for a fansign livestream.– @litamiluny
Your signature cocktail
Boilinha Mineira on the Rocks
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for the overworked CLT grind and chaotic RH thoughts, like when they said “a pobre da CLT que esperou tanto pra assistir o especial e agora que chegou a hora não vou poder ver pq eu tô no trabalho EU KDEIO ESSE LUGAR EU QUERO ASSINAR A MINHA DEMISSÃO AGORA” and joked about HR-covered assault in “se eu deitasse minha colega no soco, a justa causa e o B.O. viriam muito rápido?”. Passion fruit juice brings the dramatic, boiola-romantic heart that cries over actresses and exes, echoing lines like “eu amo mulheres, sou apaixonada por mulheres.” and “ser uma pessoa extremamente boiola e não ter ninguém pra ser boiola é de uma tristeza tão grande”. A float of rosé sparkling wine captures the fangirl glitter and late-night live energy from tweets such as “a vida boa de acompanhar live de madrugada acabou” and their devotion to GL couples like “elas juntinhas, os sorrisinhos... 🥺”. A dash of pink pepper syrup adds playful heat and a little chaos, matching the horny-screaming caps in “MINHA NOSSA SENHORA MEU DEUS PAI NOSSO SENHOR ELA É .... TIPO PQP TO MALUCA” and “GAAAAYY”. Finally, the lime zest and sugar rim is pure mineira charm and sweetness, tying back to their regional humor and soft greetings like “meu sonho é Ana Paula brigar comigo e ela soltar um 'uai' e eu no mesmo segundo responder com 'uai nada'” and the shy, blessed reaction to compliments in “a mulher acabou de me elogiar... e eu soltei um 'Deus te abençoe' ??????”. Strong but bubbly, sweet with a sting, this is a sip of a loud-loving, overthinking, GL-obsessed mineira in cocktail form.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center love, loyalty, and emotional warmth rather than ambition or glory. Their bio already shouts devotion: they say they’re here “to love out loud” and jokingly claim to be “married” to multiple women, and in the timeline they double down with tweets like “eu amo mulheres, sou apaixonada por mulheres.” and numerous tender posts about their favorite GL couples and actresses. They use their account as a cozy escape from negativity, explicitly stating that they just want to enjoy fanservice and protect their peace: “uso o tt pra distrair a mente e curtir meu fan service, porque de problema a vida real já tá cheia.”. Even in annoyance at drama or coworkers, there’s more exasperated humor than malice, and they show strong protective loyalty toward idols, e.g. “se eu pego uma dessas que fizeram TK chorar… eu juro que mato no soco”. Their softness, desire for affection – “ser uma pessoa extremamente boiola e não ter ninguém pra ser boiola é de uma tristeza tão grande” – and clear preference for emotional connection over status or cleverness all point much more strongly to Hufflepuff than any other house.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits them because it’s about processing past relationships, being dramatic and honest about hurt, but still moving forward. They openly wrestle with their ex, like when they say “quase 00h e minha ex veio ter uma DR do nada???? vai viver garota, nem sei número eu tinha salvo mais.” and also wonder “será que um dia eu vou superar minha ex? todo dia eu grito pra mim mesma: VAI VIVER JA TEM QUASE 1 ANO PELO AMO DE DEUS”. At the same time, the song’s self-aware, slightly chaotic, romantic energy matches tweets like “ser uma pessoa extremamente boiola e não ter ninguém pra ser boiola é de uma tristeza tão grande”. They use fandom and GL ships as a way to cope and feel joy, shown in posts like “uso o tt pra distrair a mente e curtir meu fan service, porque de problema a vida real já tá cheia.”. Overall, thank u, next captures their mix of heartbreak, humor, self-reflection, and determination to keep loving loudly, just like in their bio: “tô aqui pra amar em voz alta”.
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