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Your Simpsons character
The user constantly refers to herself as "mommy" and displays a possessive, controlling attitude, similar to Marge's motherly role but taken to an extreme. Tweets like "I’m not possessive I just possess you" and "I’m so wet, only if i had a subby little baby desperate to please mama" show a hyper‑maternal, dominating persona. Marge is the only main Simpsons character who embodies the "mommy" archetype, caring, protective, and often the one who organizes gifts and family events (e.g., the user lamenting being single at Christmas). While Marge isn’t typically sexual, the user’s extreme fetishization can be seen as a dark, exaggerated version of Marge’s nurturing side. The user also mentions working at a bar, which can parallel Marge’s occasional part‑time jobs, but the core match is the "mommy" identity.

Your MBTI personality Type
Extraverted: The user constantly seeks interaction, e.g., "DMs open", "back from work guys we survived it", "wish me luck at work today", showing a need for external engagement. Sensing: Their tweets focus on vivid bodily sensations like "my pussy is so pretty you should taste it", "I need a foot massage so bad", and "slowly lapping a pussy while listening to Rosalía would heal me", indicating a concrete, sensory focus. Feeling: They express personal values and emotions, stating "I don’t believe in the concept of innocent girls because every innocent girl secretly wants you to slut her out" and "I’m not possessive I just possess you", which shows decisions driven by feelings. Perceiving: The account displays spontaneity and flexibility, with statements like "I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK TOMORROW", "I’m so tired, PLSSS im so tired", and "I have the best video of me humping a pillow but I’m not sure if i should post", indicating a preference for a flexible lifestyle.

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UK bar manager, gamer, & #Domme. I once served a 'cocktail' that got an actual reaction. DMs open for collabs, memes & kink talk. 23.– @LiterallyUrMomm

Your signature cocktail
Mommy's Naughty Nectar captures Simmy's fierce dominance and playful sexual hunger: the vodka provides the strong, commanding base, echoing how they say "I’m not possessive I just possess you". The cherry liqueur adds a sweet, wet, "I’m so wet, ahh only if i had a subby little baby desperate to please mama". The espresso fuels the gamer vibe, as in "The idea of me gaming with my headset on while a sub is humping my leg…". The ginger adds a spicy kick that mirrors "I just need a big bad butch that likes being told what to do to fuck me". Finally, the whipped cream tops it like a plushie hug, recalling "I need a foot massage so bad my shifts at the bar have been so long".

Your Hogwarts House
Simmy from @LiterallyUrMomm displays traits characteristic of Slytherin, particularly ambition and cunning. Their tweets often indicate a desire for control and power in relationships, such as when they state, 'I’m not possessive I just possess you' and 'if you’re my sub you better have the words “please” and “thank you” deeply ingrained into ur vocabulary.' This need for dominance, coupled with their enjoyment of manipulation in playful scenarios ('I love girls that want to be owned and told what to do at all times!'), highlights a Slytherin-like ambition and capacity for strategic thought. Additionally, their playful yet assertive behavior in seeking out submissive partners can be connected to the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness.

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The song 'Jolene' captures themes of desire, longing, and a complex relationship dynamic, which aligns well with the playful yet dominant personality of @LiterallyUrMomm. The lines in the song convey a sense of pleading and emotional intensity, resonating with tweets like 'I’m so wet, ahh only if i had a subby little baby desperate to please mama.' Furthermore, the song reflects a sense of ownership, similar to the sentiment in 'i get so turned on by the idea of a sub grinding against just random body parts of mine.' With themes of control and desire, 'Jolene' mirrors the complexity and erotic tension present in Simmy's tweets.

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