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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is intelligent, politically aware, and deeply sensitive but also struggles with loneliness and depression. Like Lisa, they show strong social and moral awareness, worrying about fascism and misogyny, as in “why are all the facists literally rotting” and “when all of my friends are yaoi obsessed fujos and I have a basic understanding of misogyny and the patriarchy so im constantly at odds with them”. They’re academically inclined but weighed down by learning or motivation issues, paralleling Lisa’s stress about achievement, shown in “straight a students when your learning disability actually disables you” and “realized I have no sense of urgency when taking tests my brain just puts me to sleep”. Their intense self-reflection and existential sadness—“I have brought nothing into this world and I have gotten nothing from this world. why. am. I. here.” and “I dont wanna die i wanna go somewhere else that feels unattainable”—mirror Lisa’s frequent episodes of deep melancholy and searching for meaning. At the same time, they care about friends and feel guilty about hurting or triggering them, as in “my greatest fear is triggering my friends and then those friends eventually dropping me”, which fits Lisa’s empathy and fear of alienation.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about fear of attention and low social stimulation, e.g. getting anxious from rare notifications on their non‑shed account (“getting a notif on my non shedtwt account scares mebso bad…”) and often focus on internal states like feeling suicidal or exhausted (“I have brought nothing into this world and I have gotten nothing from this world. why. am. I. here.”). They lean intuitive (N) because they frequently zoom out to big-picture, abstract ideas about existence and morality rather than just concrete facts, e.g. “I don't know why i was created it was a mistake or gods cruel way of making me suffer” and critiques of having children under systemic/psychological issues (“stop having children for your own selfish reasons”). Their judgments are clearly feeling (F)-centered, grounded in values and emotional impact rather than detached logic: they frame issues through empathy and marginalization (“if you think lesbians are not more marginalized compared to your yaoi slop you are genuinely retarded”) and fear hurting others’ feelings (“my greatest fear is triggering my friends and then those friends eventually dropping me”). Finally, they appear perceiving (P) rather than judging: their life seems unstructured and reactive—caffeine-maxxing, skipping music class, and making impulsive decisions (“whatever i won't smoke again the smell is everywhere. alcohol currently gives me nothing and next step is vape”)—and they often describe themselves as drifting rather than planning (“I realized I have no sense of urgency when taking tests my brain just puts me to sleep”). Putting this together, an INFP profile fits best: intensely inward, value-driven, idealistic yet despairing, and noticeably unstructured in day-to-day life.

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English muffin enthusiast, caffeine-powered student & scar-healing optimist. Once found two perfect sidewalk cigarettes and couldn’t pick them up.– @littlefahg47

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Built on an Aperol spritz base because they literally whine for one while wanting to “watch ethel cain and cut” “whines i need the aperol spritz in the fridge and to watch ethel cain and cut”, it’s bright and fizzy on the surface like their chaotic oomf energy. A sharp squeeze of blood orange stands in for the intensity and physical pain obsession, from infected cuts to picking scabs and fixating on scar shapes “every single one of my cuts rn are infected. I hate shaving razors” and “should I just make more scars? and where?”. Salted honey syrup adds a sweet–salty ache for the way they mix harshness and tenderness, like sending love to their irl oomf “irl oomf ily im sending pibbles and hugs” while also embracing meanspo as motivation “idk why yall are hating on meanspo that's the only thing that motivates me”. A splash of black cold brew channels the caffeine-maxxing, sleep-deprived, suicidal spirals “caffeine maxxing i get why my parents are addicted” and “I have brought nothing into this world and I have gotten nothing from this world. why. am. I. here.”, making the drink darker and more anxious under the bubbles. Finally, the green olive garnish is a direct nod to their oddly specific cravings “I want green olives NOW”, a little briny, grown-up bite for a late teen who feels too young and too old online at the same time “being a late teen on the internet is odd”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong care for others and a desire to protect and support people around them, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They worry deeply about their friends’ wellbeing and about not hurting them, as seen in “my greatest fear is triggering my friends and then those friends eventually dropping me” and the tenderness in “irl oomf ily im sending pibbles and hugs. you're the only one allowed on here so you know it's for you. I hope you are okay and I hope everything goes right for you. ill hug you forever”. They also show solidarity and fairness-focused values, like encouraging collective action in “if yall live in the US remember there is a nationwide strike tomorrow! if you cant miss school/work for it, then at least try to not buy anything” and defending marginalized groups in “seeing the shit people are saying defending fujos... for young men... do yall see this.”. Even within a self-destructive community, they push for looking out for others, e.g. asking people to help by “everyone report the youtube shedtwt video im so tired”, which shows a protective, community-minded instinct. While there are flashes of anger and cynicism, the through-line is loyalty to friends, concern for harm done to others, and a desire for mutual care and fairness, all of which align most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA. The song’s focus on wasted youth, self-harm, and suicidal ideation mirrors their own comments like “im tired of cutting myself. it hurts everything hurts. im tired of being like this and im tired of knowing it won't change. i hate cutting. I just want to die” and “I have brought nothing into this world and I have gotten nothing from this world. why. am. I. here.”. MARINA’s lyrics about wanting to be a “teen idle” and romanticizing damage match their fixation on scars and appearance, like “id do anything to get rid of my arm scars at the least” and “I cant wait to get tattoos and cover up my scars”. The song’s conflict between not truly wanting to die but feeling drawn to the idea reflects tweets such as “I dont wanna die i wanna go somewhere else that feels unattainable” and their reflection on attempts as getting “close” rather than fully intending death in “my 'suicide attempts' have never been with true intent to die. I guess i just wanted to get close.”. Overall, Teen Idle captures their late-teen angst, disillusionment, and self-destructive aesthetic in a way few other mainstream songs do.

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