Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Cares about not triggering friends and worries about their feelings: “my greatest fear is triggering my friends and then those friends eventually dropping me”.
- Politically-aware: Engages with social issues and collective action: “if yall live in the US remember there is a nationwide strike tomorrow! if you cant miss school/work for it, then at least try to not buy anything”.
- Self-reflective: Analyzes their own motives and mental state in detail: “my 'suicide attempts' have never been with true intent to die. I guess i just wanted to get close. and I wanted attention. its like a cry for help…”.
- Supportive-friend: Openly expresses care and encouragement to friends: “irl oomf ily im sending pibbles and hugs. you're the only one allowed on here so you know it's for you. I hope you are okay and I hope everything goes right for you. ill hug you forever”.
- Socially-conscious: Critiques misogyny and harmful fandom behavior: “seeing the shit people are saying defending fujos uwu toxic yaoi… do yall see this.” and “when all of my friends are yaoi obsessed fujos and I have a basic understanding of misogyny and the patriarchy so im constantly at odds with them”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly glorifies or plans self-harm and cutting: “im so excited to turn all the lights off and cut ❤️ i can watch a youtube video in the dark.. play c09..” and “im tired of cutting myself. it hurts everything hurts. im tired of being like this and im tired of knowing it won't change. i hate cutting. I just want to die”.
- Suicidal-thinking: Frequent expressions of wanting to die or not exist: “I don't know why i was created it was a mistake or gods cruel way of making me suffer”, “im just not meant to be alive in this world”, and “im gonna fucking die”.
- Harsh-judgmental: Uses very harsh language toward others and groups: “if you think lesbians are not more marginalized compared to your yaoi slop you are genuinely retarded” and “kpop stan bitches really are the most annoying people on this planet”.
- Body-self-loathing: Expresses strong dissatisfaction with scars and body, considering more harm to ‘fix’ it: “I hate this part of my scars… is there any way to fix it?? should I just make more scars? and where?” and “id do anything to get rid of my arm scars at the least”.
- Health-neglect: Minimizes physical health and infection risks, including eating and wound care: “every single one of my cuts rn are infected. I hate shaving razors”, “all of my cuts are badly infected”, and “im so bad at eating”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is intelligent, politically aware, and deeply sensitive but also struggles with loneliness and depression. Like Lisa, they show strong social and moral awareness, worrying about fascism and misogyny, as in “why are all the facists literally rotting” and “when all of my friends are yaoi obsessed fujos and I have a basic understanding of misogyny and the patriarchy so im constantly at odds with them”. They’re academically inclined but weighed down by learning or motivation issues, paralleling Lisa’s stress about achievement, shown in “straight a students when your learning disability actually disables you” and “realized I have no sense of urgency when taking tests my brain just puts me to sleep”. Their intense self-reflection and existential sadness—“I have brought nothing into this world and I have gotten nothing from this world. why. am. I. here.” and “I dont wanna die i wanna go somewhere else that feels unattainable”—mirror Lisa’s frequent episodes of deep melancholy and searching for meaning. At the same time, they care about friends and feel guilty about hurting or triggering them, as in “my greatest fear is triggering my friends and then those friends eventually dropping me”, which fits Lisa’s empathy and fear of alienation.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about fear of attention and low social stimulation, e.g. getting anxious from rare notifications on their non‑shed account (“getting a notif on my non shedtwt account scares mebso bad…”) and often focus on internal states like feeling suicidal or exhausted (“I have brought nothing into this world and I have gotten nothing from this world. why. am. I. here.”). They lean intuitive (N) because they frequently zoom out to big-picture, abstract ideas about existence and morality rather than just concrete facts, e.g. “I don't know why i was created it was a mistake or gods cruel way of making me suffer” and critiques of having children under systemic/psychological issues (“stop having children for your own selfish reasons”). Their judgments are clearly feeling (F)-centered, grounded in values and emotional impact rather than detached logic: they frame issues through empathy and marginalization (“if you think lesbians are not more marginalized compared to your yaoi slop you are genuinely retarded”) and fear hurting others’ feelings (“my greatest fear is triggering my friends and then those friends eventually dropping me”). Finally, they appear perceiving (P) rather than judging: their life seems unstructured and reactive—caffeine-maxxing, skipping music class, and making impulsive decisions (“whatever i won't smoke again the smell is everywhere. alcohol currently gives me nothing and next step is vape”)—and they often describe themselves as drifting rather than planning (“I realized I have no sense of urgency when taking tests my brain just puts me to sleep”). Putting this together, an INFP profile fits best: intensely inward, value-driven, idealistic yet despairing, and noticeably unstructured in day-to-day life.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your best meal was an English muffin, cheese, and Ensure curing your hunger—how about we upgrade to an Ethel Cain listening party, Aperol spritz from the fridge, and me pretending I’m not staring because I can’t believe we’re mutuals.
- You’re scared of notifs on your non-shed account, but if you ever see my @ pop up, just remember: I’m more ‘oomf who gets it’ than ‘adult yaoi perv stalking your page.’
- You said caffeine maxxing is the only way to live—if we ever hang out, I’ll bring 200mg of caffeine, you bring your funniest shedtwt memes, and we’ll see which one makes our hearts race more.
- You keep talking about covering scars with tattoos and wishing you could adjust boob size at will; I can’t fix genetics, but I can promise I’d treat every version of you like you’re already the final, perfect character design.
- You said you don’t wanna die, you just wanna go somewhere else that feels unattainable—if you want, we can start small and go somewhere very attainable, like a corner of the internet where it’s just us bullying fascists and k‑pop stans together.
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English muffin enthusiast, caffeine-powered student & scar-healing optimist. Once found two perfect sidewalk cigarettes and couldn’t pick them up.– @littlefahg47
Your signature cocktail
The Aperol Scar-tz
Built on an Aperol spritz base because they literally whine for one while wanting to “watch ethel cain and cut” “whines i need the aperol spritz in the fridge and to watch ethel cain and cut”, it’s bright and fizzy on the surface like their chaotic oomf energy. A sharp squeeze of blood orange stands in for the intensity and physical pain obsession, from infected cuts to picking scabs and fixating on scar shapes “every single one of my cuts rn are infected. I hate shaving razors” and “should I just make more scars? and where?”. Salted honey syrup adds a sweet–salty ache for the way they mix harshness and tenderness, like sending love to their irl oomf “irl oomf ily im sending pibbles and hugs” while also embracing meanspo as motivation “idk why yall are hating on meanspo that's the only thing that motivates me”. A splash of black cold brew channels the caffeine-maxxing, sleep-deprived, suicidal spirals “caffeine maxxing i get why my parents are addicted” and “I have brought nothing into this world and I have gotten nothing from this world. why. am. I. here.”, making the drink darker and more anxious under the bubbles. Finally, the green olive garnish is a direct nod to their oddly specific cravings “I want green olives NOW”, a little briny, grown-up bite for a late teen who feels too young and too old online at the same time “being a late teen on the internet is odd”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show strong care for others and a desire to protect and support people around them, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They worry deeply about their friends’ wellbeing and about not hurting them, as seen in “my greatest fear is triggering my friends and then those friends eventually dropping me” and the tenderness in “irl oomf ily im sending pibbles and hugs. you're the only one allowed on here so you know it's for you. I hope you are okay and I hope everything goes right for you. ill hug you forever”. They also show solidarity and fairness-focused values, like encouraging collective action in “if yall live in the US remember there is a nationwide strike tomorrow! if you cant miss school/work for it, then at least try to not buy anything” and defending marginalized groups in “seeing the shit people are saying defending fujos... for young men... do yall see this.”. Even within a self-destructive community, they push for looking out for others, e.g. asking people to help by “everyone report the youtube shedtwt video im so tired”, which shows a protective, community-minded instinct. While there are flashes of anger and cynicism, the through-line is loyalty to friends, concern for harm done to others, and a desire for mutual care and fairness, all of which align most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA. The song’s focus on wasted youth, self-harm, and suicidal ideation mirrors their own comments like “im tired of cutting myself. it hurts everything hurts. im tired of being like this and im tired of knowing it won't change. i hate cutting. I just want to die” and “I have brought nothing into this world and I have gotten nothing from this world. why. am. I. here.”. MARINA’s lyrics about wanting to be a “teen idle” and romanticizing damage match their fixation on scars and appearance, like “id do anything to get rid of my arm scars at the least” and “I cant wait to get tattoos and cover up my scars”. The song’s conflict between not truly wanting to die but feeling drawn to the idea reflects tweets such as “I dont wanna die i wanna go somewhere else that feels unattainable” and their reflection on attempts as getting “close” rather than fully intending death in “my 'suicide attempts' have never been with true intent to die. I guess i just wanted to get close.”. Overall, Teen Idle captures their late-teen angst, disillusionment, and self-destructive aesthetic in a way few other mainstream songs do.
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