
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Alice mirrors the nihilistic and existentialist tendencies often seen in Lisa Simpson's more depressive episodes, where she feels like an outcast burdened by a bleak worldview. Much like Lisa's struggle with finding meaning in a world she perceives as empty, Alice tweets about wanting to “forget about the nothingness that fills my life” and being “tired... of school, of people, of myself”. While Lisa is typically known for her intelligence, Alice adopts a dark, "sad girl" aesthetic that reflects the same social isolation, noting that “finding love wont fill the void inside you”. Both characters share a sense of being deeply misunderstood by their families, exemplified by Alice's frustration that “my mom changed her hiding spot for my meds”. Ultimately, Alice embodies a modern, darker digital version of Lisa’s intellectualized melancholy and search for escape.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alice demonstrates a strong Introverted (I) preference, focusing heavily on her internal emotional state and personal 'void,' as seen when she describes herself as a “sad girl, sad thoughts, sad life”. Her communication style is rooted in Intuition (N), using metaphorical language to describe her existence as “nothingness that fills my life” rather than focusing on objective, external facts. She is a Feeling (F) type, making decisions and observations based purely on raw, subjective emotions and a desire for connection, even while “finding love wont fill the void inside you”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her impulsive behavior and lack of structure, such as being “so fucking high right now” or stating she “can’t stay sober”, reflecting a spontaneous and reactive lifestyle.

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Passionate about mental health awareness and self-care. When I’m not studying, I’m practicing nail art—ask me how I saved my manicure during a kitchen mishap!– @littles4dgirlx

Your signature cocktail
This drink is high-proof and dangerously experimental, mirroring a lifestyle where Alice claims “i can’t stay sober…….”. The dark, bitter base represents her “sad thoughts, sad life” bio, while the pink syrup reflects the ironic 'sweet' aesthetic she uses when tweeting “only thoughts i have are of suicide ♥︎”. The absinthe adds a disorienting kick because, as she notes, “everything is spiningggg im so fucking high right now”. Finally, the pill-inspired garnish is a nod to her frustration that her “mom changed her hiding spot for my meds”, ensuring this cocktail provides the escape she seeks.

Your Hogwarts House
Alice's digital identity is heavily defined by self-preservation and a pursuit of internal satisfaction, traits often associated with the darker side of Slytherin. She demonstrates a resourceful, albeit destructive, drive to manage her own reality, as seen when she laments, “my mom changed her hiding spot for my meds.. now i cant take my beloved pills whenever i want to”. Her decision-making is rooted in self-interest rather than communal values, explicitly stating, “i would starve myself, but i rather have an orgasm than a skinny body”. Furthermore, her calculated use of the '#moothunt' and specific community tags to build a niche network illustrates a cunning approach to finding 'moots' who mirror her own worldview. Even her nihilism carries a sense of self-importance, ultimately claiming, “i will never die” despite her frequent references to despair.

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Alice’s online persona mirrors the song's themes of youthful self-destruction and the glorification of mental illness. Her tweet, “only thoughts i have are of suicide ♥︎”, aligns with the song's dark, existential longing, while her mention of wanting to “be black out drunk and forget about the nothingness” reflects the track's focus on reckless coping mechanisms. The lyrics' blend of coquette aesthetics and deep depression matches her use of hearts alongside tags like #suicidaltwt and #shtwt. Ultimately, her desire for a “#moothunt” based on shared misery perfectly captures the 'Teen Idle' spirit of finding identity within one's own sadness.

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