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Your Simpsons character
Lisa is the best Simpsons match: both are socially conscious, emotionally earnest, and nerdy in ways that make them sensitive to injustice and representation. Futzwell's activism ('free palestine!!🇵🇸') and excited analysis of stories ('watching the second chapter of unc is so interesting') mirror Lisa's principled critique and intellectual fandom, while their social anxiety and earnestness line up with Lisa's often lonely-but-hopeful vibe.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introverted (I): they confess social strain — 'talking to people makes me want to throw up' — preferring small online communities. Intuitive (N): they're drawn to narrative patterns and symbolism like 'watching the second chapter of unc is so interesting' and 'fun fact i have a special interest in comedy structures.' Feeling (F): their decisions are values-driven and empathetic — 'free palestine!!🇵🇸' and celebration of trans rep ('i'm really happy olethra is a trans woman ... i ❤️ u'). Perceiving (P): they revel in spontaneity, indecision, and changing hyperfixations — 'chat do you ever have an interest ... your hyperfixation expires' and 'thinking about making a private account are those any fun' — all pointing to INFP's adaptable, idealistic, and emotionally honest pattern.

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futzwell 🍉 | he/him | 18 — college kid, king-dice simp, & Dimension 20 obsessive. amateur ice-cream maker, forager, and avid stimmer. mostly reposts, online debates, & heartfelt hot takes. trans ally • free palestine 🇵🇸 • priv: @glovesfiend– @littleweenieboy

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This playful, slightly strange drink matches their palate: they praise 'avocado milk' and miss 'dried mango slices', and they make ice cream from scratch, so combining those flavors feels very them. The float of ice cream nods to their homemade triumph ('go my ice cream block'), while the weird-but-comforting avocado milk honors their adventurous snack choices. It's sweet, creamy, and a little chaotic — just like their best tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits because they are loyal, kind, and value community above showy bravado — they repeatedly express care and allyship ('free palestine!!🇵🇸', 'i'm really happy olethra is a trans woman ... i ❤️ u'). They show patient, practical skills (cooking and foraging) more Hufflepuff than Ravenclaw puzzle-obsession or Gryffindor risk-taking. Their enjoyment of close-knit fandom spaces and willingness to process feelings publicly demonstrate the empathic, steady qualities Hufflepuff prizes. Their occasional social anxiety also aligns with Hufflepuff's gentle, people-focused nature rather than a loud spotlight-seeking style.

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This anthem about youth, messy feelings, and leaning on friends pairs with their college transition ('college is so freeing') and affinity for group rituals ('i love playing wordle with oomfs it makes me feel like i'm in a book club'). The song's celebratory-but-uncertain tone echoes their mix of exhilaration, social anxiety, and communal fandom energy.

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