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Edna Krabappel, the chain-smoking, jaded teacher with a penchant for underaged students, bears certain resemblances to Alexsi. Both share an unapologetic, almost brazen attitude about their wants and needs - Edna's quote 'I told you, I don't get drunk, I get awesome!' could easily be something Alexsi tweeted. There's also a sense of world-weariness balanced with playful moments, like Alexsi's 'woof :3'. Edna's dalliances with students like the underaged Woodrow were undeniably problematic, mirroring Alexsi's comfort navigating age gaps and taboo topics. Yet both characters have a certain self-awareness and even humor about their unorthodox behavior that makes them intriguing rather than purely disturbing.

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Enchanting femboy with a penchant for naughtiness 💕 Follow me on a whirlwind journey of self-discovery, exploration, and delightful mischief! Let's unlock the depths of desire together. DMs open for friendly chats. 🎀– @LittolCaptain

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While Alexsi exhibits traits of multiple Hogwarts houses, their overall persona aligns most closely with Slytherin. Their unabashed pursuit of desires, even taboo ones, exemplifies the Slytherin ambition - 'i NEED someone's hands all over meeee'. The daring, boundary-pushing nature is clear in tweets like 'who's gonna take advantage of me?'. Additionally, there is a cunning, seductive quality evident in statements such as 'i need a new cage smaller of course >.<'. Much like skilled Slytherins, Alexsi understands how to wield their sexuality and vulnerability to captivate others - 'maybe when i start existing a bit more ill post some of me'. While other houses value courage and chivalry, Slytherins are known for their uncompromising determination to get what they want - a perfect match for Alexsi's dramtic swings of 'neeed'.

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This tongue-in-cheek novelty song about masochistic desires fits Alexsi's persona perfectly. Lines like 'I'll obey your every wish if you'll untie the chain' playfully capture Alexsi's admitted submissive kinks, such as being 'caged' and expressing 'need need need'. The melodramatic delivery suits Alexsi's unrestrained tweeting about needing to be 'absolutely ruined' or 'bullied'. Yet there's also an undercurrent of humor and self-awareness that likely resonates with Alexsi's mix of playful innocence ('I'm a bunny') and raunchiness. Essentially, the song encapsulates Alexsi's full persona - kink-positive, melodramatic, yet not taking itself too seriously, which is an appealing combination.

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