Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, sustained love for Oasis/Liam/Noel, e.g. thanking Noel for The Masterplan “thank you noel gallagher for writing 'the masterplan'…” and obsessing over setlists and tours “dream oasis setlist: let there be love liam in a tight t shirt”.
- Humorous wit: Uses self‑aware jokes and playful exaggeration, like comparing checking Liam’s replies to a widower on a bed “it’s like a widower lying on his late wife's side of the bed” and mocking fainting claims “NOBODY (0) fainted”.
- Bilingual expression: Switches fluently between English and Spanish, e.g. “este país se va a la concha de la lora” and “liam subiendo esta foto a Instagram… sirviendo rostro amor”, showing cultural flexibility and strong language skills.
- Community‑oriented: Engages other fans and oomfs with prompts and jokes, like tagging friends in a ‘five things I like’ chain “five things i like + oomfs to do this” and suggesting collective fan actions “we should all block him so he can really talk to himself”.
- Emotionally open: Shares feelings honestly, from sadness “feeling a little sad tonight about a lot of things, but it’s okay because we’re all part of the masterplan” to fangirl joy “being a fangirl is so different when your fave actually tweets back”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional overinvestment: Ties mood heavily to Liam/Noel interactions, e.g. dramatic reaction to an unfollow “BREAKING: liam gallagher has unfollowed sele” and joking that a reply flips her from Noel girl to Liam girl “today liam replied to my tweet god i'm so easy”.
- Self‑sabotaging humor: Uses self‑deprecating jokes that can undercut self‑image, like calling herself unemployed and represented by Liam “as an unemployed girl i feel deeply represented by liam gallagher” and saying going on LinkedIn is “dangerous” “i went on linkedin today this is actually dangerous”.
- Obsessive focus: Large majority of posts revolve around the same people, e.g. worrying about chasing Liam too much “ok calm down don’t chase him that much and then i do it again” and constantly tracking his online presence “when liam’s offline i sometimes check his latest replies”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults or aggressive phrasing, e.g. calling Liam a “pathological liar” “careful guys he might be lying again... this pathological liar” and ranting about the country with strong profanity “este país se va a la concha de la lora”.
- Work‑life imbalance: Mentions unemployment and heavy time on Twitter, e.g. “as an unemployed girl i feel deeply represented by liam gallagher” and joking that a job interviewer seeing her timeline would be a problem “are you sure you wanna see how many times ive talked about noel’s belly and liam’s beard?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-verbal, and genuinely thoughtful beneath all the jokes. Like Lisa with her obsessions (jazz, causes, books), this user fixates passionately on Oasis and the Gallaghers, shifting from playful bullying to sincere devotion, as in “who am i without bullying liam gallagher and then telling him i love him” and “thank you noel gallagher for writing 'the masterplan' and forever changing the course of my life”. They mix earnest reflection with melodrama, e.g. “feeling a little sad... but it’s okay because we’re all part of the masterplan i guess”, which feels very Lisa-at-her-bedroom-window. Their bilingual, somewhat nerdy pride (like calling replying to Liam "studying" in “when english isn't your first language replying to his tweets is literally studying”) mirrors Lisa’s academic streak. And like Lisa’s sarcastic edge, they constantly deploy sharp, self-aware humor, such as “as an unemployed girl i feel deeply represented by liam gallagher today” and “being a fangirl is so different when your fave actually tweets back, tells you to fuck off and (sometimes) replies sweetly”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction, address large groups (“we should make up a collective lie for liam” “we should make up a collective lie for liam”), and clearly enjoy being noticed by their fave and the timeline, e.g. obsessing over replies and notifications (“sometimes when i’m replying to liam a lot i stop and tell myself 'ok calm down don’t chase him that much' and then i do it again”, “why am i not getting liam's notifications?”). They favor Intuition over Sensing: they spin narratives and symbolism around events (“i was just thinking about the time i convinced myself kurt cobain was trying to spiritually contact me because a drumstick that said 'nirvana' literally fell at my feet”) and constantly theorize about Oasis, future tours, and meaning in songs rather than sticking to concrete facts (“feeling a little sad tonight about a lot of things, but it’s okay because we’re all part of the masterplan i guess”). Their style is clearly Feeling: they defend and adore their faves with emotional language (“defendiendo a mi macho 💋💋💋”) and focus on love, connection, and how music makes them feel (“listening to 'the importance of being idle' live could heal me forever”), even when they make cases about Noel’s relevance (“hoes mad in the comments!! … you are, by definition, the most relevant songwriter of the year”) in a passionate, not detached, way. Finally, they seem strongly Perceiving: impulsive, playful, and unstructured, shifting stances on Noel vs Liam in the moment (“yesterday i was thinking i was a noel girl but today liam replied to my tweet god i'm so easy”), joking about unemployment instead of rigid planning (“as an unemployed girl i feel deeply represented by liam gallagher today”), and generally living in a spontaneous stream-of-consciousness fangirl style rather than a carefully organized, planned-out one. These patterns—gregarious, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If a random drumstick saying ‘Nirvana’ can fall at your feet, what are the odds the universe can accidentally drop me there too? I promise I’ll be less of a pathological liar than Liam… most days.
- Dream Oasis setlist: ‘Let There Be Love’ and ‘Liam in a tight t‑shirt’… but plot twist, you’re in the front row and I’m the one fainting, so he finally has proof someone actually did.
- You said listening to ‘The Importance of Being Idle’ live could heal you forever — I can’t get you Noel tickets, but I can sit on the floor like Liam pretending to think, while we listen to it and plan our emotionally damaged lives together.
- Since you turn into Liam when you’re drunk and you’re bilingual, how about we go out and you insult me in Spanish, flirt in English, and then tweet about it like the true Twitter microcelebrity you are?
- You thanked Noel for writing ‘The Masterplan’ and said we’re all part of it when you’re sad — have you considered the possibility that his real masterplan was making sure our timelines crossed so I could fall a bit in love with the girl who gives him two‑hour standing ovations in her room?
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Oasis/noel & liam scholar in training. Once thought Kurt Cobain sent me a sign via a stray Nirvana drumstick. Bilingual chaos, reasonably curated.– @liveforeverlg7
Your signature cocktail
The Masterplan-ito del Liamcore
This cocktail starts with Argentinian Fernet with cola for their chaotic, loud fangirl energy and Argentine slang, like when they yell “este país se va a la concha de la lora” and dream of an oasis hangout at Liam’s mansion “ay chicos me aburro juntada oasisera en la mansion de liam (la q tiene pileta)”. London dry gin represents their spiritual home in Britpop and obsession with the Gallaghers, from thanking Noel for “forever changing the course of my life” to bullying and worshipping Liam in the same breath like “who am i without bullying liam gallagher and then telling him i love him”. Lemon bitters capture their sharp humor and willingness to drag their fave, as in “he’s always WATCHING” and “liam will have to sing like 70 songs on the next tour, girl you better be drinking that ginger and honey tea”. Honey-ginger syrup adds warmth and care beneath the teasing, echoing the softness of tweets like “feeling a little sad tonight about a lot of things, but it’s okay because we’re all part of the masterplan i guess” and their belief that Liam is a “deep, deep thinker” in “when you listen to 'i’m outta time' and 'songbird' you realize he’s a deep, deep thinker and a loving soul”. Finally, sparkling water lightens the drink, mirroring their hyper, bubbly timeline energy—constantly tweeting about parka debates, BRITs chaos, and being an unemployed girl represented by Liam “as an unemployed girl i feel deeply represented by liam gallagher today”—making this an effervescent, slightly unhinged but secretly tender drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows classic Gryffindor energy: loud, bold, and impulsive, especially in how she publicly bullies and adores Liam at the same time. For example, she jokes about confronting him in person with zero hesitation, saying she’d already kissed him if she ever met him: “nunca me lo voy a cruzar y me lo merezco porq todos son muy respetuosos yo ya le hubiese encajado un beso”. She also frames herself as dramatically devoted and ready to ‘fight’ for her faves, writing things like “yo NO JODO con noel gallagher” and jokingly ‘defending’ him from critics: “defendiendo a mi macho 💋💋💋 si mi amor ojalá el año que viene te lo den otra vez pero esta vez sin haber movido el culo en serio”. Her hero-centric language about music—Oasis as life-changing and healing—also fits a Gryffindor’s tendency to see themselves and their idols in epic, almost mythic terms, as in “after the rise of grunge, oasis came with those anthems that made you scream sing and think your life was bigger than it seemed”. While she’s witty and emotionally intense, the dominant traits are courage, drama, and a fearless, sometimes reckless way of expressing devotion, all of which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
The song that best suits @liveforeverlg7 is Live Forever by Oasis, which she literally references in her username and through her intense Oasis devotion. Her bio says she likes “the wonderwall dude,” and she constantly alternates between worshipping and mock-bullying Liam and Noel, like when she says “who am i without bullying liam gallagher and then telling him i love him”, capturing the affectionate defiance of Live Forever. The song’s theme of finding meaning and joy in music mirrors how she talks about Noel’s songwriting: “thank you noel gallagher for writing 'the masterplan' and forever changing the course of my life”. Her belief that music helps her cope with sadness, as in “feeling a little sad tonight about a lot of things, but it’s okay because we’re all part of the masterplan i guess”, fits the song’s insistence on hope and wanting to live loudly and fully. Finally, her dramatic, ride-or-die fangirl energy toward Oasis, seen in tweets like “we deserve a new Oasis album after all this emotional damage”, perfectly embodies the song’s immortal, never-let-go attitude.
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