Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses dark and absurd humor to entertain, like “Shotgun loaded itself! 😂 Clean up on aisle my room! 😁 The loneliness is unbearable 😂” and “do u guys remember when we'd skip class and eat the corpse behind the school😭”.
- Creative: Draws and designs personal content such as Lars art in “i draw lars all the time because i can just draw him like my anime girls” and shows off a custom room in “do u guys like my bloxburg room😳”.
- Candid: Openly shares personal experiences and feelings, like failing exams in “I FUCKING FAILED” and deportation in “ITS BEEN 4 YEARS SINCE I GOT DEPORTED”.
- Social: Actively interacts with moots and builds playful relationships, shown by the Twitter family tree in “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family” and shoutouts in “maikonnie666👅 axel micah veronica…”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests like Metallica, anime, and games, e.g. “currently watching metallica perform at the back to the beginning concert on some tiktok live 😭” and “finished watching squid game s3”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Frequently uses suicidal and self-harm jokes, like “KILLING MYSELF😂✋”, “NEVER KILL YOURSELF! 5 DAY WEEKEND😂”, and “the loneliness is unbearable 😂”.
- SexuallyExplicit: Posts very explicit sexual content, such as “decapitated head licking your cunt” and “tienes algún pedo? te succiono el pene”.
- Aggressive: Uses hostile or insulting language towards others, e.g. “es que soy como rarita' no niña, tu no eres rara, tu eres pendeja” and “FUCK U CHRISTIAN”.
- Attention‑seeking: Focuses heavily on follows, unfollows, and reactions, as in “4 people unfollowed😿” and “stop😭unfollowing😭”.
- Insecure: Expresses worry about being disliked and failing, like “i feel like everyone hates me but its okay cuz ive got yaoi” and “i finished my entry exam i think i failed🥀”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly turning everything into a joke, even dark or taboo topics. Their humor is juvenile and transgressive in a very Bart way, from lines like “do u guys remember when we'd skip class and eat the corpse behind the school😭” to “tienes algún pedo? te succiono el pene”. School is a recurring backdrop they mostly clown on, with posts such as “first day in a new school and none of these bozos know i have yaoi sketched out on my notebooks😂✌️” and “last day of school was today and school starts in august bru”, echoing Bart’s mix of apathy and mischief about education. They also lean into hyperbolic self-destructive jokes like “Shotgun loaded itself! 😂 Clean up on aisle my room! 😁 The loneliness is unbearable 😂” and “NEVER KILL YOURSELF! 5 DAY WEEKEND😂”, which feels like Bart’s edgy, dramatic way of expressing feelings rather than actual plans. Underneath the trolling, there’s a sense of being a messy but expressive teen navigating school, fandoms, and friendships loudly and rebelliously—very in line with Bart’s core personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly mention feeling disliked or isolated and retreat into their own interests, e.g. “i feel like everyone hates me but its okay cuz ive got yaoi” and spending time drawing and gooning alone, plus making their account private when attention feels intrusive, as in “i make my shit private whenever someone likes my posts from 2 months ago”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they gravitate to fictional worlds and symbolism (Evangelion, Eren Yeager, Squid Game), like “anyone wanna hear me explain the evangelion lore”, and use surreal, exaggerated scenarios such as “do u guys remember when we'd skip class and eat the corpse behind the school😭” rather than concrete, practical talk. They present as Feeling (F): emotional intensity and values show up in posts like “gihun dying gave me level 10000000 depression” and the empathetic defense of a fictional character in “yall are so mean he’s dead??? … this is just bullying i agree with him”, along with frequent self-deprecating, vulnerable jokes about loneliness and suicide, e.g. “Shotgun loaded itself! 😂 … The loneliness is unbearable 😂”. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern indicate Perceiving (P): they often procrastinate or act on impulse like “i should be studying for some entry exam thats tomorrow but im over here gooning”, complain about school and exams without much evidence of structured planning, and rapidly shift topics between fandoms, school, and random intrusive thoughts, suggesting spontaneity over organized structure. Overall, the combination of inward-focused emotional intensity, fantasy-heavy interests, values-driven rants, and flexible, unstructured day-to-day behavior fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you draw Lars like your anime girls… if I let you study me like Evangelion lore, think I could earn a spot in your sketchbook too?
- Winter break’s over and you tweeted it’s ‘time to get the gun’ — careful, because with how hard you goon over Lars, you might accidentally shoot me straight into your Twitter family tree.
- You survived getting deported, a Moto 5G funeral, Conalep, and failing an entry exam… statistically speaking, you can definitely survive going on a date with me.
- You watching Metallica and Ozzy on some random TikTok live while complaining about the cold in Puebla is so real — we should just share a blanket, blast Megadeth covering RTL, and let you rant about how everyone is ‘chopped’.
- You keep asking who unfollowed and who’s coming to your birthday party — here’s one solution: I’ll follow, show up to the party, and we can celebrate by talking Squid Game S3 and Evangelion until your phone battery explodes again.
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Puebla-based student, deported 4 years ago, Metallica & anime lore enthusiast. Once had a teacher sneak off to make out while I ran the class.– @Livegatahappy
Your signature cocktail
The Puebla Goonstorm
The mezcal infused with smoked chili channels their chaotic, dark humor and gun/shotgun jokes, like “winter break over tomorrow its time to get the gun” and “Shotgun loaded itself! 😂 Clean up on aisle my room! 😁 The loneliness is unbearable 😂”. Tamarind and lime agua fresca represent their Mexican roots and Puebla pride, echoing their location and things like “EN LA PATRIA ES MI PUEBLA EL ESTADO”. Blackberry liqueur is the dark, almost goth streak of yaoi, Evangelion, and Eren obsession seen in “anyone wanna hear me explain the evangelion lore” and “i love eren yeager”. A splash of energy drink captures their hyper gooning, fandom binging, and exam/school chaos from “i should be studying for some entry exam thats tomorrow but im over here gooning” and “first day in a new school and none of these bozos know i have yaoi sketched out on my notebooks😂✌️”. The salt rim with chili powder and black sugar mirrors their mix of vulgar, spicy jokes like “tienes algún pedo? te succiono el pene” and bleak humor about loneliness and failure in “KILLING MYSELF😂✋” and “i feel like everyone hates me but its okay cuz ive got yaoi”. This drink is strong, sweet-sour, and a little unhinged—an experimental cocktail for someone who tweets things like “taco de verga” in their bio and means it.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mati’s sense of humor and self‑presentation lean heavily into edge, self‑preservation, and calculated shock value, all very Slytherin-coded. They repeatedly use violent or suicidal imagery in a theatrical, almost performative way—like “Shotgun loaded itself! 😂 Clean up on aisle my room! 😁 The loneliness is unbearable 😂” and “NEVER KILL YOURSELF! 5 DAY WEEKEND😂”—which reads less as Gryffindor-style raw impulsiveness and more as deploying dark themes for impact. Their bio, “taco de verga,” and tweets such as “tienes algún pedo? te succiono el pene” and “i saw a lars funko pop and i wanna buy it and put it in a jar and” show a deliberate comfort with provocation and transgression to define their persona. They’re also openly strategic about social perception—complaining when people unfollow (“stop😭unfollowing😭”) and joking about hiding content by going private when someone digs through older posts (“i make my shit private whenever someone likes my posts from 2 months ago”)—which is classic self‑protective, image‑aware Slytherin behavior. On top of that, their intense fixation on niche interests (Metallica, Lars Ulrich, anime, Evangelion) is expressed less as Ravenclaw-style analysis and more as obsessive stan culture and identity‑building, such as “my sperm trying to find the egg in lars ulrich”, reinforcing a dramatic, ambition- and obsession-driven Slytherin vibe.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome Home (Sanitarium) - Metallica
A well‑suited song for them is Metallica’s Welcome Home (Sanitarium), which mixes angst, dark humor, and feeling trapped in a messed‑up environment. They constantly joke about mental strain and self‑destruction, like “Shotgun loaded itself! 😂 Clean up on aisle my room! 😁 The loneliness is unbearable 😂” and “NEVER KILL YOURSELF! 5 DAY WEEKEND😂”, mirroring the song’s tension between wanting out and laughing at the pain. Their school and life frustration (“graduation boring as shit”, “i finished my entry exam i think i failed🥀”) fits the lyrics’ sense of being stuck in a system that feels like an institution. The morbid, irreverent edge in tweets like “do u guys remember when we'd skip class and eat the corpse behind the school😭” and “do u guys remember when we'd skip class and eat the corpse behind the school😭” also matches the song’s disturbed, haunted atmosphere. Finally, their fixation on metal icons and Lars Ulrich (“i draw lars all the time because i can just draw him like my anime girls”, “how it feels gooning to lars without sum bozo saying hes chopped”) makes a classic Metallica track an especially fitting soundtrack for their online persona.
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