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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, but as a deeply online, hyper-ironic teenager version. Like Lisa, they’re politically aware and jaded, as shown by their exasperation with recurring Trump scandals: “literally nothing just like the last 50 times because every single month its 'omg so trump is ACTUALLY a child rapist' like yeah we've known for years”. Their dark humor and self-aware melodrama about fandom and suffering echo Lisa’s mix of idealism and despair, for example calling going on Hetalia Twitter “a form of self harm” in “going on hetatwt is a form of self harm” and saying “class of 09 fans in 2025 suffer more than jesus”. The obsessive niche interests (Hetalia lore, ratboygenius, specific ships) parallel Lisa’s intense fixations on jazz, academics, and causes, seen in tweets like “i got back into hetalia because i started having visions” and “i cant believe hetalia shipping discourse exists in 2025 i did the math ive spent 40% of my life listening to hetalia ship discourse”. Finally, their mix of genuine emotion and theatrical angst about relationships and attention—such as “if you unfollow me ill hurt myself” and “why is my gf famous on here and why am i not on her priv”—fits Lisa’s tendency to feel overlooked, dramatic, and too self-aware for her environment.

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They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around fandom, ships, and online dynamics rather than offline social events, and they fixate on follower counts and parasocial bonds in an anxious, self-conscious way, e.g. “who just unfollowed me” and the bio-level dramatization of attachment, suggesting inwardly focused emotional life instead of broad social engagement. Their humor and interests point to intuition (N): they obsess over meta-fandom concepts and absurd online culture rather than concrete daily details, like “i cant believe hetalia shipping discourse exists in 2025 i did the math ive spent 40% of my life listening to hetalia ship discourse” and the surreal investment in things like Ratboygenius lore in “this is wrong because i remember genuinely being invested in ratboygenius lore”. Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F)-oriented and emotionally expressive, using dark humor and hyperbole about self-harm and despair, e.g. the bio “if you unfollow me ill hurt myself” and “going on hetatwt is a form of self harm”, and worrying about desirability and validation like “why dont porn bots msg me????????am i undesirable???”. Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than structured: their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and driven by whatever discourse or meme appears (rapid-fire ship/skip tweets such as “ship” and “skip”), and they don’t present any evidence of long-term planning or organized life updates. The combination of inward emotional intensity, fandom-driven idealism, and messy, spontaneous posting style is most consistent with INFP rather than other types (e.g. they lack the outward social dominance of ENFP or the structured focus of INFJ/INTJ).

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Hetalia historian, yaoi enthusiast & reluctant Blue Jays fan. Once opened an R18 doujin tab in class and never recovered. Opinions are my own.– @liviydali

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little self-destructive, just like threatening, “if you unfollow me ill hurt myself” in the bio while also demanding, “who just unfollowed me”. The overproof rum is the unfiltered brainrot energy of spending, as they say, “40% of my life listening to hetalia ship discourse”. Sour cherry liqueur brings messy, dramatic sweetness, echoing their love for cursed romance like “romerica” and the confessional crush, “no but i have a crush on @catploop dont tell”. The blue curaçao is for the Blue Jays despair of “the blue jays fucking lost oh my god” and the cartoonish fandom colors of hetatwt. A shot of espresso captures the manic doomscrolling vibe of saying “going on hetatwt is a form of self harm”, while a dash of smoked salt represents the bitter, scorched humor behind lines like “A meteor genuinely needs to wipe us out”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tone is defined by sharp sarcasm, morbid humor, and a combative relationship with others, especially around following and status, which aligns more with Slytherin’s self‑protective edge than with the warmth of Hufflepuff. The bio itself — “if you unfollow me ill hurt myself” — mixes emotional manipulation and dark humor about attachment, mirroring Slytherin’s tendency to use extreme language to keep people close. Tweets like “who just unfollowed me” and “stop buying me as a follower i am not an object i am not to be bought and sold” show an intense fixation on social capital and how they are perceived, which is very Slytherin-coded ambition in a fandom context. Their repeated willingness to embrace problematic or edgy material — from “fugu that isnt prepared properly because i control my death” to unapologetic yaoi/hetalia discourse like “i loveee yaoislop” and “going on hetatwt is a form of self harm” — shows a comfort with chaos and controversy rather than a moralizing or harmonious stance. Even their semi-joking romantic declarations, such as “having a famous gf not for the weak everyone unfollow her”, are framed in terms of social dynamics and power rather than pure sentiment, reinforcing a Slytherin flavor of possessiveness and image-consciousness. While they’re witty and clearly fandom‑literate, the dominant throughline is ambitious, defensive, and darkly humorous self-preservation, which fits Slytherin best.

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The song Teen Idle fits them because it balances dark humor, self-destructive jokes, and disillusionment in a very online, hyper-specific way, which mirrors their posting style. Their bio, “if you unfollow me ill hurt myself,” and tweets like “going on hetatwt is a form of self harm” echo the song’s blend of theatrical morbidity and vulnerability. They show a jaded, catastrophizing sense of humor about the world in “A meteor genuinely needs to wipe us out”, much like the song’s apathetic nihilism. Their obsession with niche fandom drama and ships, seen in “i cant believe hetalia shipping discourse exists in 2025 i did the math ive spent 40% of my life listening to hetalia ship discourse” and “all my oomfs hate my otp but i also hate my otp so its ok”, matches the song’s themes of wasted youth and messy online adolescence. Even their insecurity about attention and followers, in posts like “who just unfollowed me” and “why is my gf famous on here and why am i not on her priv”, resonates with the track’s fixation on worth, image, and feeling left out.

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