Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cinephile Passion: Maintains an active Letterboxd presence and shares detailed opinions on films like Sleepers and Ex Machina.
- Devoted Fan: Shows intense loyalty to favorite artists, specifically mentioning a desire to “protect this old man at all costs” regarding a veteran actor.
- Animal Lover: Demonstrates a caring nature by worrying about her “pet rat’s respiratory health” and asking for medical advice.
- Musical Enthusiasm: Engages deeply with album rollouts, tracking battery life by “Clancy listening sessions” and celebrating new releases.
- Literary Appreciation: Her bio quotes The Lord of the Rings and she recognizes the “soundtrack immediately” upon seeing related imagery.
Weaknesses:
- Short Temper: Frequently uses aggressive language, such as telling users to “go fuck themselves” over minor disagreements.
- Physical Neglect: Admits to eating habits that cause “intense stomach burning” to the point of sleep deprivation and trauma.
- Excessive Profanity: Relies heavily on capslock and strings of “KKKKKK” or insults like “burra” and “vagabunda” to communicate.
- Judgmental Attitude: Openly mocks people for their choices in “water bottles” or for posting certain types of books.
- Escapist Tendencies: Admits to using League of Legends ARAM matches specifically to “fill the void” within her.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a passionate pop-culture enthusiast with high artistic standards, often using sharp wit to critique media, as seen when they remark, “motivacional só se vc for um professor fudido igual o do filme vsf”. They possess an intellectual streak, maintaining a Letterboxd account and expressing deep appreciation for high-quality acting and music, noting, “como é bom gostar dos atores certos ne” and praising “as canetadas do noel”. Despite their cynicism toward “micous” books and blockbuster tropes, they have a tender side for animals and social causes, demonstrated by their concern for their pet, “gente eh possivel rato ter rinite? uma das minhas ratinha espirra mto coitada”. Ultimately, their blend of being a stan for specific icons and a vocal critic of “nojento” behavior mirrors Lisa’s role as the moral and cultural compass of her world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
lixometal displays strong Introversion (I) through solitary activities like “indo jogar meu aramzinho de cada dia pra preencher o vazio o habita em mim” and a preference for staying home over social commuting. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep emotional immersion in cinema and music, such as quoting Lord of the Rings in their bio and reacting viscerally to artistic vibes like “bem vinda de volta elle woods”. As a Feeling (F) type, they prioritize emotional resonance, expressing intense empathy for actors and characters with tweets like “quero proteger esse velho a todo custo” and “todo video dele q vejo fico com uma vontade enorme de chorar”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through spontaneous, reactive posting and a flexible schedule that shifts based on personal interest, such as their excitement for the Clancy album release and “indo de clancy”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be Andrew Scott, but I'd definitely be the 'hot priest' to your Sleepers review—no trauma involved, I promise.
- Are you a Twenty One Pilots album? Because my heart just shouted 'Welcome back to Trench' the moment I saw you.
- Forget Mordor—I’d follow you through a 2-hour bus ride in the rain at 6 AM just to share a half-liter of açaí with you.
- Is your name Al Pacino? Because I’ve been checking my Letterboxd all day hoping you’d finally create an account and follow me back.
- I promise to never doubt you like the staff at Princeton-Plainsboro; in my world, you’re always the one who’s right.
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Cinephile and rodent enthusiast with a Letterboxd addiction. Surviving on açaí, ARAM matches, and Twenty One Pilots while waiting for the next Oscar Isaac film.– @lixometal
Your signature cocktail
The Mordor Martini (Aram Edition)
This cocktail captures the chaotic energy of a cinephile who “would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor”. The smoky Mezcal base honors their love for Lord of the Rings, while the açai liqueur represents the time they “amassei meio litro de açaí e quase tive uma hipotermia”. It has a sharp, bitter kick to reflect their unfiltered reactions to bad movies and people, especially when they say “quero mais eh q essa vagabunda se foda”. Served ice cold to match their “aramzinho de cada dia” gaming sessions, it’s finished with glitter because, like Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal, this drink is “hot people behavior”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
lixometal exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of sharp, unfiltered wit and a penchant for exclusionary judgment, frequently calling out others with phrases like “tem nem vergonha na cara uma tonhona dessa” and “vcs são nojentos”. Their resourcefulness and focus on self-preservation are evident in their reaction to social issues, such as being “grata pela greve agora” simply because it saves them from commuting in the rain. They prioritize high-status aesthetics and “hot people behavior,” while showing a fierce, protective loyalty to their chosen icons, stating they “quero proteger esse velho a todo custo” regarding Al Pacino. This combination of ambition for a specific lifestyle, blunt social hierarchy, and a biting sense of humor aligns perfectly with the house of Salazar.
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Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
The user is a dedicated fan of the band's lore, evidenced by their excitement for the new album Clancy and tweets like “the album starting with 'welcome back to trench' and ending with 'hello clancy'”. Their personality oscillates between intense fan fervor and a cynical, exhausted outlook on modern life, often using humor to mask stress, such as when they post “going to play my daily aram to fill the void that lives within me”. The song’s themes of nostalgia and the pressure of adulthood resonate with their bio—a Lord of the Rings quote—and their remark about how “I felt like this here on twitter in 2014”. Ultimately, their blend of pop-culture obsession, cinema critiques on Letterboxd, and frequent use of “KKKKKKKK” to deflect existential dread perfectly mirrors the song's anxious yet catchy energy.
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