Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Determined student: Talks a lot about studying hard and goals like passing USP/Unifesp, e.g. “e qnd eu for a primeira na mh família a passa numa faculdade pública, e melhora, a primeira a passar na usp” and “se eu nao entrar na usp dando o meu máximo e brigando com as questões eu vou ficar puta p krl mas vou ate entender”.
- Self-aware humor: Uses self-deprecating, ironic humor to cope, like “quer saber de uma coisa, eu n vou iniciar 2026 com o pé direito ... eu vou iniciar é rolando, ta maluco comi p krl” and “chorar no onibus é fim de carreira msm”.
- Loyal friend: Shows care for friends and partner, e.g. “sdd da minha namorada q raiva” and “Lá estava eu surtando no show... acudindo mh amg q desmaiou”.
- Socially aware: Criticizes ignorance and politics, like “como pode as pessoas serem ignorantes o suficiente p n entenderem a merda q aconteceu no Rio” and calling out religious assumptions in “tem gnt q esquece q nem todo mundo acredita no deus cristão”.
- Creative artistic: Shows artistic side and ambition, e.g. “como arrumar um emprego de ilustradora p ordem paranormal Google pesquisar” and pride in drawing in “sou boa em tudo q me proponho a fazer mesmo ne (refiz a mao direita umas 3 vezes)”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive reactions: Often resorts to violent or hostile language, e.g. “morram todos vcs q passaram em quimica usp” and “e encheria dele de porrada ainda vem me tirar de errada”.
- Emotional volatility: Fluctuates between excitement and despair, calling the year the worst of her life in “impressionante como esse foi o pior ano da minha vida inteira mds” and saying “literalmente n tenho um ano tao ruim desde 2019”.
- Self-destructive coping: Uses heavy partying, drugs, and jokes about being drugged as context, like “n vou iniciar 2026 ... eu vou iniciar é rolando, ta maluco comi p krl”, “um feriado p encher a cara e usar droga”, and “vou atras do arrombado q me drogou ate no inferno”.
- Negative self-talk: Speaks harshly about herself and life, like “n aguento mais viver dentro da minha cabeça tomanocu” and mocking her body in “humilhante ver uma grt de 14 com mais peito q eu mas fazer oq ne”.
- Online impulsivity: Posts intense, unfiltered thoughts and threats to deactivate, e.g. “vou destivar fds” and raw rants like “odeio todos vcs q ficam postando video sobre possivel tema da redação”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: smart, driven, politically opinionated, and often exhausted by everyone’s stupidity. She’s intensely focused on studying and being the first in her family to get into a top public university, just like Lisa obsessing over grades and achievements, shown in tweets like “e qnd eu for a primeira na mh família a passa numa faculdade pública, e melhora, a primeira a passar na usp” and “indo fazer o enem pensando nela, na fuvest”. She’s also socially aware and politically sharp, criticizing ignorance and reactionary takes, as in “como pode as pessoas serem ignorantes o suficiente p n entenderem a merda q aconteceu no Rio e como essa porra n ajuda em nada” and “amo ser de exatas até ver como mts desse lado são politicamente burros”. At the same time, she’s emotional, anxious, and self-reflective, admitting when she’s near a breakdown in “quase entrando em crise? sim, mas n da p ficar com essa palhaçada n, ja to com tatuagem marcada” and “n aguento mais viver dentro da minha cabeça tomanocu”, which fits Lisa’s inner turmoil. Finally, her love for niche fandoms, art, and being a bit of a nerd, like “nasci p ser uma shadowhunter, forçada a ser vestibulanda” and “vao ter q me aguentar nerdando aqui”, mirrors Lisa’s mix of earnest geekiness and frustrated brilliance.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as clearly Extraverted: they frequently reference parties, shows, packed public transport, and social chaos, e.g. talking about a bad "tia pinga" party with many police and rain while still going anyway “pior tia pinga q eu fui pprt, pelo menos umas 7 viaturas…”, and joking about being given a joint just for being pretty and funny “vc sabe q entrega mt qnd te dão um beck só pq vc é bonita e engraçada”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they often dramatize and metaphorize their life rather than just listing facts, like describing starting the year as rolling instead of stepping forward “eu n vou iniciar 2026 com o pé direito… eu vou iniciar é rolando”, or fantasizing intensely about fictional universes “forçada a ser vestibulanda (fico genuinamente triste q nunca vou poder fazer parte do universo de tmi, tipo de literalmente chorar”. They lean Feeling: decisions and reactions are emotional and value-driven, from caring about politics and oppression “amo ser de exatas até ver como mts desse lado são politicamente burros” to venting about harassment and family conflict in a highly affective, empathetic tone “acabei de ser assediada descaradamente na rua, mais um dia sendo mulher em sp”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they oscillate between big goals and chaotic spontaneity, like impulsively getting three piercings during a meltdown “nada como surtar e vir colocar 3 piercings de uma vez” while also joking about crisis right before a tattoo “quase entrando em crise? sim, mas n da p ficar com essa palhaçada n, ja to com tatuagem marcada”. The combination of high social energy, imaginative emotional expression, political passion, and messy, spur-of-the-moment choices fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were born to solve electromagnetism exercises – if I sit next to you on the 263J, will you help me calculate the attraction between a corinthiana from Cohab II and the nerd crying on the bus over you?
- You, a shadowhunter forced to be a vestibulanda, me, a mundane… how about we skip the ENEM trauma and go hunt demons together – starting with the biggest one of Brazil: the desvio padrão of my life before meeting you?
- You’re out here topping people who paid 7k on private school and still going ‘vou destivar fds’; if you ever feel like rolling into 2026 again instead of starting on the right foot, I volunteer as the beanbag you roll onto.
- You said BTS is making a corinthiana dye her hair sea‑green, and your mom won’t let you paint it alone – let’s compromise: I hold the dye, you hold my hand, and we both pretend the Neo Química Arena is our K‑pop stage.
- You’re anxious to be the first in your family to get into USP, rage at Skol Beats vermelha, and still remember the passinho dos maloka – if loving a bi, nerdy, pierced, coffee‑black‑drinking girl from ZL is ‘Amar é destruir’, then go ahead and destroy me responsibly.
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Corinthians, coffee and crowded buses. Future chemistry major from ZL who once forgot the maloka passinho but never misses a BTS comeback.– @lizsw0rld
Your signature cocktail
Neo Química Green Shadowshot
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee beans for late-night cram sessions and bus-ride breakdowns, like when she’s “chorar no onibus é fim de carreira msm” yet still grinding for USP and UNIFESP (“e qnd eu for a primeira na mh família a passa numa faculdade pública, e melhora, a primeira a passar na usp”). Blue curaçao shifts toward a sea-green tone when mixed, a nod to being a Corinthians fan willing to “pintar meu cabelo de verde água” por causa do BTS and her chaotic aesthetic experiments with hair and piercings. Guaraná soda keeps the energy level high and bubbly like her party+role talk and pride in delivering tudo (“vc sabe q entrega mt qnd te dão um beck só pq vc é bonita e engraçada”). A dash of grapefruit bitters brings sharpness and resentment for assédio, bus trauma and family stress (“acabei de ser assediada descaradamente na rua, mais um dia sendo mulher em sp”; “por essas e outras q minha familia ta na rua”), keeping the cocktail from being too sweet. Finally, the lime peel flame is the dramatic, slightly destructive flourish for someone whose bio is literally “Amar é destruir e ser amado é ser destruído.” and who casually tweets “quer saber de uma coisa, eu n vou iniciar 2026 com o pé direito… eu vou iniciar é rolando, ta maluco comi p krl”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Liz shows very clear ambition and hunger for upward mobility, especially around studies and career. She talks about being the first in her family to get into a public university and specifically USP in a very goal‑oriented, almost manifesto tone: “e qnd eu for a primeira na mh família a passa numa faculdade pública, e melhora, a primeira a passar na usp”. There’s also a strong sense of competitive edge and pride in outperforming people with more privilege, as in “como pode eu ter tirado uma nota melhor do q qm pagou a vida toda de escola particular pika, papo de 7k pra cima e ainda fez cursinho”, which fits Slytherin’s ambitious and status‑aware nature. Her humor is sharp and often cutting, she openly owns not being modest — “E humilde eu sou, mano, só que eu não sou modesta E nem faço questão de ser, entendeu?” — and she’s comfortable taking hard stances, like the provocative political remark “meu chefe me perguntando se eu sou pro hamas e eu: sim”. Finally, her willingness to ‘surtar’ and make bold aesthetic and life changes — “nada como surtar e vir colocar 3 piercings de uma vez” — combined with a street‑smart, survivalist tone about São Paulo transport and safety, align more with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and self‑preservation than with the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff or the detached intellectualism of Ravenclaw.
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good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best suits @lizsw0rld is good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo, because it balances rage, sarcasm, and vulnerability the way she does on her timeline. She swings from joking about wanting to "start working at night" if she only passes Unifesp (“se eu passo na unifesp e n na fuv vou ter q começar a trabalhar na noite pq esses infelizes n foram capazes de fazer um curso noturno”) to openly calling a year the worst of her life (“impressionante como esse foi o pior ano da minha vida inteira mds”). Like the song’s lyrics about being furious yet trying to move on, she’s constantly between despair and determination, for example when she says she was born to ace physics exercises and dreams of being the first in her family to get into USP (“nasci p me ver acertando exercicio de eletrodinâmica”, “e qnd eu for a primeira na mh família a passa numa faculdade pública, e melhora, a primeira a passar na usp”). Her dark humor about love and pain (“Amar é destruir e ser amado é ser destruído.”) and tweets like “literalmente n tenho um ano tao ruim desde 2019” match the song’s cathartic, bitter tone. At the same time, she’s loud, dramatic, and a little chaotic—talking about piercings, partying, and being assediada na rua (“acabei de ser assediada descaradamente na rua, mais um dia sendo mulher em sp”)—which fits the pop‑punk energy and explosive attitude of good 4 u.
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