Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Shows a lot of love for friends/partner, e.g. calling someone “minha namorafa” and “minha mulher” in tweets like “LINDA MINHA MULHER” and “linda minha namorafa”, and saying “eu sou a pessoa mais sortuda do mundo so por causa dela”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, self‑deprecating humor about daily life, like joking about faking illnesses to skip school in “eu amanhã pensando em qual doença vou performar pra n ir pra escola” and dramatizing awards with “se essas porra ganhar eu vou na quele grammy e quebro tudo”.
- Loyal: Expresses strong attachment to friends, such as wanting to buy everything that reminds them of friends in “queria comprar todas as coisas do mundo q me lembram meus amigos” and enjoying exclusive calls with a close friend in “eu e a bubu desligando da ligação geral pra ficar so eu e ela na call”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms and interests, like fiercely defending being a How to Train Your Dragon fan in “vcs nao sao fans de httyd como eu... nao existe maior fã de httyd q eu” and celebrating Billie Eilish at the Grammys in “como pode mds a billie merece tanto”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on personal growth and feelings, like recognizing a “glow up” in “olhando minhas fotos antigas e vendo como eu tive um puta glow up” and openly noting mood swings in “nossa hoje to tao rançuda”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic procrastination: Frequently avoids or delays responsibilities, wanting to skip school in “eu amanhã pensando em qual doença vou performar pra n ir pra escola” and complaining about arranging school materials in “preguiça de arrumar meu material”.
- Negative mindset: Often frames school and surroundings pessimistically, saying “alguem me tira dessa escola”, calling lectures “palestras chatas” in “n mereço ouvir essas palestras chatas”, and stating “essa cidade suga todas minhas energias”.
- Harsh expression: Uses aggressive or insulting language toward others, like “essa jordana é muito feia”, “a bia igual um bicho do mato pqp”, and threats/jokes such as “eu vou cuspir na sua xrc”.
- Emotional volatility: Describes feeling extremely moody or drained, e.g. “nossa hoje to tao rançuda”, “to muito chorona hoje como podi”, and “sair de casa suga todas as minhas energias”.
- Avoidant behavior: Tends to escape uncomfortable social situations, like dreading seeing people avoided during vacation in “Mal q amanha vou ter q ver as pessoas q eu evitei as ferias inteiras” and expressing a strong desire to leave school in “alguem me tira dessa escola”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: expressive, introspective, and a bit dramatic, but deeply affectionate with the people they care about. Like Lisa complaining about school and authority, this user constantly rants about classes and the institution, e.g. “alguem me tira dessa escola” and “n mereço ouvir essas palestras chatas”. They’re sensitive and emotional in a very self-aware way, as seen in “to muito chorona hoje como podi” and “essa cidade suga todas minhas energias”, which fits Lisa’s melodramatic but genuine inner world. Their fandom passion and artsy tastes (Billie Eilish stanning in “como pode mds a billie merece tanto” and gaming/HTTYD obsession in “vcs nao sao fans de httyd como eu”) mirror Lisa’s intense niche interests like jazz and activism. Finally, their strong affection for friends and their crush, like “eu sou a pessoa mais sortuda do mundo so por causa dela” and “linda minha namorafa”, matches Lisa’s loyal, heart-on-sleeve devotion to the people she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about friends, school social life, and public interactions, like enjoying a full classroom of friends in “pelo menos minha sala so tem os friends” and joking about running over a friend when they get their license in “quando tirar minha carta a primeira pessoa q vou atropelar vai ser o @thcarmichwl”. Their focus is highly Sensing: they comment on immediate, concrete experiences like food, weather, and physical comfort, for example “como pode a comida do makoto ser taoooo boa”, “ta caindo o mundo la fora e quando fui entrar em casa me estabaquei toda no chao to encharcada”, and “odeio ar condicionado q faz xixi”. They clearly prioritize Feeling: their tweets are emotional, relational, and expressive, like “eu sou a pessoa mais sortuda do mundo so por causa dela” and “eu odeio a distancia”, and they frequently talk about affection, annoyance, and attachment to friends and a crush/‘namorada’. Their lifestyle seems Perceiving rather than structured: they frequently complain about school, procrastination, and lack of planning, such as “preguiça de arrumar meu material”, “eu amanhã pensando em qual doença vou performar pra n ir pra escola”, and “eu falei q minhas aulas começam na quarta mas eu n sei ma verdadi”. Combined with their love of performance, aesthetics, and playful drama in tweets like “Tuitar pelo meu ipad é muito mais cunt” and their fandom enthusiasm, this fits the fun-loving, expressive, in-the-moment vibe of an ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say no one is a bigger HTTYD fan than you, but if you were a dragon I’d definitely choose you as my emotional support Night Fury and never miss a single flight (or class… maybe).
- You tweeting that you’d run over @thcarmichwl the second you get your license makes me think… if I let you ‘hit me up’ instead, does that count as community service?
- You surviving boring school lectures, evil air conditioners ‘peeing’ on you, and still calling yourself lucky just because of ‘her’… I don’t need Pokémon cards to know I’d be honored to be in your little deck of favorites.
- Between you sending chiclet bubble pics to your ‘namorada que ainda não te namora’ and wanting chamego on rainy days, I volunteer as tribute to upgrade from TL mutual to official cuddle provider.
- You hate leaving the house because it ‘sucks all your energy’, but you also grind Brawl Stars, collect Pokémon, and worship Billie at the Grammys… sounds like you need a co-op partner who brings snacks, playlists, and zero drama—can I queue up with you?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Student powered by coffee, Pokémon cards & Billie Eilish. Once rode a roller coaster 7 times in a row—still more chill than my school schedule.– @lizzieeilish
Your signature cocktail
Male Fantasy Mochi Fizz
The Male Fantasy Mochi Fizz is a fizzy, slightly chaotic drink for the multifandom kid who tweets everything from hating school to Grammy meltdowns. Soft, floral lychee liqueur captures their clingy, romantic side and pet-name obsession, like “I love pet names” and calling someone “linda minha namorafa”. Sparkling yuzu soda adds bright, hyper energy for their dramatic school rants, from “alguem me tira dessa escola” to plotting fake illnesses in “eu amanhã pensando em qual doença vou performar pra n ir pra escola”. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their gaming and nerd-core vibes—Pokemon packs in “comprei seis pacotinhos da nova coleção de pokemon” and Brawl Stars in “jogando brawl o dia todo quero meus 30k logo”—giving the drink an online, screen-glow color. The mochi-syrup foam on top is a sweet homage to “amo mochi” and their soft, chamego-craving side in “queria ficar de chamego”. Finally, the popping candy rim matches their explosive reactions, from Grammy threats in “se essas porra ganhar eu vou na quele grammy e quebro tudo” to chaotic menace like “eu vou cuspir na sua xrc”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline centers heavily on friends, affection, and emotional closeness, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and warmth. They gush about the people they love, saying things like “eu sou a pessoa mais sortuda do mundo so por causa dela” and affectionately calling someone “minha namorafa” in “linda minha namorafa” and “LINDA MINHA MULHER”. School frustrates them, but their main focus is the comfort of their own social circle, as seen in “pelo menos minha sala so tem os friends” and the discomfort of dealing with people outside their “bubble” in “muito esquisito interagir pessoas da minha cidade q n sao da minha bolha”. They also show a soft, sentimental side in tweets like “queria comprar todas as coisas do mundo q me lembram meus amigos” and playful care in “mandando foto das bolhas de chicles super tops pra minha nmrd q ainda nao me nmr”. While they have flashes of snark and drama, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style ambition or Ravenclaw-style intellectualism; instead, their identity seems grounded in friendship, coziness, and emotional loyalty, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
A Billie Eilish song fits perfectly given their username and clear stan energy, especially when they gush like “como pode mds a billie merece tanto” and celebrate award moments with “LINDA MERECE MUITO MDS”. Happier Than Ever in particular matches their dramatic, emotional, and slightly chaotic vibe—swinging between affection and irritation, just like their shifts from “eu sou a pessoa mais sortuda do mundo so por causa dela” to “nossa hoje to tao rançuda”. The song’s blend of soft vulnerability and explosive frustration mirrors their timeline full of school complaints like “alguem me tira dessa escola” and over-the-top threats such as “quando tirar minha carta a primeira pessoa q vou atropelar vai ser o @thcarmichwl”. Their flair for melodrama and messy feelings in relationships—seen in “mandando foto das bolhas de chicles super tops pra minha nmrd q ainda nao me nmr”—fits the song’s emotional arc from longing to fed‑up empowerment. Overall, Happier Than Ever captures their mix of softness, humor, and performative rage in a very on-brand Billie way.
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