LizzieHasAGat
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Practical: Her detailed gear observations like 'the MFH "South African" assault vest fits decently... lower mag pouches being too tight' show a hands-on, pragmatic approach to equipment.
- Bold: She regularly posts provocative takes and boundary-pushing joking lines such as 'I will have you flayed' and 'Don't kinkshame my domestic violence fetish,' demonstrating a fearless public persona (for better or worse).
- Loyal: She thanks followers sincerely: 'Thank you all for having my back and comforting me, I appreciate everyone who sticks around,' showing she values and reciprocates community support.
- Creative: From painting earpro to writing and dropping edits ('Made this months ago and i completely forgot to drop it'), she invents and customizes physical and digital content frequently.
- Humorous: Her timeline is full of joke-driven posts and meme energy like 'Me manifesting print fails and catastrophic malfunctions to Bambu users out of spite,' which keeps the feed entertaining.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Tweets such as 'Don't kinkshame my domestic violence fetish' and other shocking lines risk alienating people and escalating backlash.
- Impulsive: She posts raw reactions in the moment—e.g., 'ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck' and rants about app crashes—suggesting occasional uncontrolled posting.
- Crude Tone: Frequent profanity and aggressive humor like 'Litterbugs are all gay btw' may close doors with more mainstream audiences.
- Thin-skinned about work: She was visibly hurt by a scheduling/fire story: 'we don't have enough hours for you'... 'I wonder if I'll ever find a job where I'm valued....', indicating emotional impact from workplace slights.
- Contradictory: She oscillates between tender gratitude ('Thank you all for having my back') and abrasive boasts/taunts, which can make public perception inconsistent.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart's prankish, provocative, and rebellious streak matches Lizzie's tone: she loves to rile people up ('One of you fuckers is gonna tag me in it. I can already tell.') and delights in chaos and mischief. Both enjoy pushing social buttons, making snarky commentary, and refusing to play by gentle social norms, and both are unapologetically loud about it, which makes Bart the most analogous Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
ESTP fits Lizzie: Extraverted — she engages chat, streams, and community ('Hey chat what do we feel about this happy wolf?', 'I will now be taking questions'); Sensing — she focuses on concrete gear details and hands-on fixes ('lower mag pouches being too tight', 'Painted my earpro'); Thinking — she prioritizes blunt, practical judgments and critiques (hard takes on skills and training: 'do not expect to be John Boogaloo'); Perceiving — she prefers spontaneity, sarcasm, and flexible plans evident in rapid-fire tweets and alternating moods ('Please send me your favorite images... I'm having a really rough day' followed by biting taunts). These patterns show a live-action problem-solver who thrives in messy, tactile situations.
Some pickup lines for you
- You into four loko? Because I could be the bonfire to your can and we can burn the night together.
- If you let me help paint your earpro, I promise to keep my hands steady — and maybe steal a kiss when you go 'Oh shit.'
- Wanna go thrift diving and then reenact a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. extraction? I'll bring the ammo, you bring the drama.
- Is your kit missing a patch? Because I could spend all day and night customizing you until you're peak drip.
- Forget dating apps — let's just start a bonfire with scrap wood, drink something terrible, and see what happens.
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Firearms tinkerer • LARPer • S.T.A.L.K.E.R. nerd • Thrift-hunting, kit-crafting troublemaker. She/Her • Unapologetically loud, relentlessly practical. DM for kit talk, thrift flexes, or gaming chaos.– @LizzieHasAGat
Your signature cocktail
Bonfire Four-Drip
The 'Bonfire Four-Drip' channels her love of bonfires and Four Loko energy without serving a frat-tragic can: smoky tea syrup equals campfire vibes, spiced whiskey gives bite and heat like her blunt takes ('I say beer but... the only 'beer' I like is four loko'), and the charred orange is a thrift-store, DIY garnish echoing her painted earpro and custom gear work. It's loud, slightly dangerous, and somehow refined — much like her timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Lizzie's tenor is brash, bold, and confrontational in ways that map to Gryffindor bravery rather than cold calculation: she tells detractors 'I'm here and I'm here to stay' and issues fearless challenges like 'Stay strapped, stay safe.' Her readiness to dive into physical hobbies, hands-on tinkering, and outspoken takes ('I will have you flayed') fit Gryffindor daring. She values action over analysis — fixing vests, painting earpro, and jumping into gaming fights — which reads as courage-first behavior rather than Ravenclaw-style study or Slytherin secrecy.
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Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
The song's gritty, dangerous, high-energy jungle-of-civilization theme fits Lizzie's love of chaotic, gear-laden spaces and her 'stay strapped' survivalist messaging; its swagger and noisy rock energy pair with her brash jokes, thrift-store flexes, and gun culture references ('what a wild image to immediately recognize the sawed off 870 Wingmaster'). It sounds like the soundtrack to a bonfire after a thrift haul.
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