Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted Partner: She consistently expresses deep love and appreciation for her husband, notably in her post “Amo ser casada” and her joy over his “presente de casamento”.
- Animal Lover: She shows profound empathy for pets and vets, sharing her grief when “Um dos meus gatinhos faleceu” and her struggle with “amamentar esse bezerro”.
- Altruistic: She bought all the tickets for a friend's raffle simply “ajudar alguem como eu gostaria de ser ajudada”.
- Appreciative Fan: She is deeply moved by music, describing her experience at a concert as “A melhor noite da minha vida”.
- Supportive of Women: She explicitly states that she loves to “elohiar mulheres” to make them feel wonderful and invincible.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Spender: She frequently mentions financial stress or regret, such as when she “Fiz mais uma divida” or asks “alguem me da dinheiro?”.
- Short-Tempered: She often uses aggressive language or insults when frustrated, like calling people “vagabubdas da FIA” or “Filhos da puta”.
- Prone to Insecurity: Her bio identifies as a “failure” and she questions her own worth as a “pessoa, amiga, esposa tão ruim”.
- Technologically Impatient: She expresses extreme frustration with social media glitches, demanding they “fechem esse quiosque” because servers are failing.
- Judgmental: She is quick to dismiss others' interests, such as saying a public figure has the “personalidade de um peito de frango cru”.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Despite her edgy emo aesthetic and love for bands like Avenged Sevenfold and My Chemical Romance, Lizzie embodies Marge’s deep devotion to domestic life and family care. She frequently gushes about her husband and the joys of marriage, stating “I love being married, truly... I love cooking what he likes, I love doing house things with him”. Like Marge, she balances a nurturing spirit—helping others by “buying all the numbers” of a friend's raffle—with the exhaustion of motherhood, noting how “waking up every hour to breastfeed” takes a toll. She even displays Marge’s signature practical care, such as when her husband “moistened a towel and left it in the freezer” to help her with the heat. Ultimately, she is a dedicated family woman who finds her greatest happiness in her home and the well-being of her loved ones.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Lizzie exhibits Extroversion through her high energy and emotional expression, frequently sharing personal excitement about large social gatherings like the “55 mil pessoas vivendo um sonho” concert. Her Intuition is seen in her preoccupation with personal growth and the future, as noted in her bio and her reflections on how the “Lizzie de 18 anos” would view her life now. She strongly aligns with Feeling, making decisions based on empathy and values, such as when she “simplesmente comprei todos os números” of a friend's raffle just to help. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her spontaneous lifestyle and lack of rigid planning, exemplified by her “fiz mais uma divida” admission and her struggle with adult responsibilities like “atualizar todos os documentos”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a ticket to an Avenged Sevenfold show? Because ever since I saw you, I’ve been crying like I’m 8 years old in 2008 and convinced that life is actually beautiful.
- Forget Hogwarts Legacy, the only ‘quiet story’ I want to get lost in is ours—though I promise I won’t wake you up every hour like a hungry little calf.
- If you were a Schweppes and I were a strogonoff with extra batata palha, we’d be the top-tier 2 AM combo that makes life worth living.
- I’m no Matt Shadows, but I’d never skip a song in Curitiba just to save it for someone else—you’d always be my headliner.
- I may not be as tall as 1,79m, but I promise I’m a better investment than a 1200 real scam and way more fun than updating your documents at Poupatempo.
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São Paulo native & tallest emo in the pit (1.79m). When I'm not crying at MCR shows, I’m cooking for my husband, overthinking Formula 1, and over-caffeinating.– @lizziemustdie
Your signature cocktail
The Emo-tional Rollercoaster
This drink captures Lizzie’s intense emotional range, blending the dark aesthetic of her favorite bands with the bright energy of Sao Paulo. The bittersweet passion fruit reflects her domestic bliss and love for “cozinhar o que ele gosta”, while the smoky mezcal pays homage to the 'Nervous 2008 Emo' who was “acabando de chorar” seeing her idols live. The spicy rim represents her fiery side when defending her values against “lambe bora só bolssosauro” or people with no “originalidade e personalidade”. Finally, the decorative flare is a cheeky nod to her concert etiquette rants, reminding you that “MCR não tem vibe NENHUMA pra sinalizador”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lizzie consistently embodies Hufflepuff values through her profound loyalty to her loved ones and her deep-seated empathy. She openly celebrates her marriage, stating, “I love being married, truly... I love cozening what he likes... I love sharing life with him,” and demonstrates immense compassion for animals, grieving deeply for her pets as seen when she writes, “one of my kittens passed away this morning and my god what a horrible pain,”. Her sense of fairness and desire to help others is further evidenced when she impulsively buys out a friend's raffle just to support them, noting that “helping someone as I would like to be helped one day left me very, very happy,”. Despite a sharp tongue on social media, her core identity revolves around being “someone bad who insisted on changing” and finding joy in lifting others up, specifically mentioning how much she “loves to praise women” to make them feel wonderful.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Lizzie’s identity is deeply rooted in the 2000s emo scene, specifically her lifelong devotion to My Chemical Romance, which she views as a realization of her younger self's dreams. She expressed this profound emotional connection by tweeting, “Eu assim me acabando de chorar depois da Lizzie de 8 anos estar vendo ai vivo tudo que brilhou os olhos dela lá em 2008 Pqp que noite amigos”. The song Welcome to the Black Parade mirrors her journey from a self-described “someone bad who insisted on changing” to a woman celebrating her marriage and personal growth. Her recent experience at their concert, where she described the atmosphere as “55 mil vozes que se tornaram uma”, perfectly encapsulates the anthem's theme of finding belonging and strength within a misunderstood subculture.
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