Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares deep feelings about love and emptiness, like in “afasta de nós esse vazio pai” and “esperando um amor recíproco sabendo que nunca vão me amar na mesma intensidade que eu amo”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care and affection toward others, for example “tambem te amo irmão” and wanting reciprocal love in several tweets.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes personal patterns, calling himself impulsive in “sou um menino muito impulsivo poxa” and admitting struggles with making himself happy in “eu não consigo fazer nem eu mesmo feliz”.
- Engaging online: Invites interaction and shows humility in “podem interagir comigo, nao mordo sou humilde e respondo/sigo todos”.
- Romantic intensity: Values strong emotional connections, shown by his focus on deep love and reciprocity in “quando você ama tanto alguém que começa a genuinamente ficar doentio o seu amor por essa pessoa”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Uses extreme language when upset, like “vou me esfaquear tropa” and “aquela sensação depois da tentativa dar errado”.
- Jealousy issues: Admits intense retroactive jealousy in “vomito por ciúmes retroativo”, which can harm relationships.
- Low self‑worth: Expresses feeling unlovable and unable to be happy, as in “sabendo que nunca vão me amar na mesma intensidade que eu amo” and “eu não consigo fazer nem eu mesmo feliz”.
- Impulsiveness: Directly states “sou um menino muito impulsivo poxa”, and his dramatic reactions in multiple tweets show acting from emotion quickly.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often expects negative outcomes in love, saying “reciprocidade nao existe tropa” and “eu só quero sumir de tudo”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
This user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten, who is defined by intense, often one-sided feelings and a sense of emotional fragility. The user repeatedly expresses fear of unreciprocated love and being unloved at the same intensity they give, as in “waiting for a reciprocal love knowing that they will never love me with the same intensity that I love” and “reciprocity does not exist tropa”, which strongly mirrors Milhouse’s eternal crush on Lisa. Their posts show a mix of dramatic emotional dependence and self-doubt, like “when you love someone so much that your love genuinely becomes sick and any minimal difference in their behavior makes you want to die and doubt if they really love you” and “and fail at this because I can’t even make myself happy let alone another person?…”, echoing Milhouse’s anxious, insecure attachment. The dark, despairing tone in tweets such as “that feeling after the attempt goes wrong” and “I just want to disappear from everything” also fits Milhouse’s often melodramatic reactions to rejection and loneliness. At the same time, their willingness to interact and be friendly, as in “you can interact with me, I don’t bite I’m humble and reply/follow everyone”, reflects Milhouse’s earnest desire for connection despite constant emotional setbacks.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are introspective, about their own feelings and inner world rather than social events, like “eu só quero sumir de tudo” and “esperando um amor recíproco sabendo que nunca vão me amar na mesma intensidade que eu amo”. Their focus on meanings, patterns in relationships, and emotional narratives over concrete details suggests Intuition (N), seen in abstract statements like “reciprocidade nao existe tropa” and “vocês falam eu te amo sem amar de verdade, isso me entristece muito pqp”. The clear dominance of emotion, values, and longing for authentic connection points to Feeling (F): they emphasize hurt, love, and rejection rather than logical analysis, as in “por favor é só o que eu quero” and “só fala logo que me odeia”. Their self-description as impulsive and their chaotic, reactive tone indicate Perceiving (P) more than Judging, for example “sou um menino muito impulsivo poxa” and emotionally extreme reactions like “quando você ama tanto alguém que começa a genuinamente ficar doentio o seu amor por essa pessoa e qualquer mínima diferença… te faz querer morrer”. Altogether, an INFP profile fits: highly sensitive, intensely focused on love and reciprocity, deeply affected by perceived emotional rejection, and guided more by inner feelings and idealism than by structure or logic.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “afasta de nós esse vazio pai” — plot twist: I volunteer as tribute to fill the void with terrible jokes, late-night talks, and the exact amount of clinginess that makes Samsung users go ‘doentio’ in a cute way.
- You talk about ‘ciúmes retroativo’ and wanting to ‘sumir de tudo’… how about we rewrite that as retroactive destiny: we should’ve matched earlier, but the algorithm is just now correcting its mistake.
- For someone who says ‘reciprocidade não existe’ and that no one will love you with the same intensity… challenge accepted. I’ll match your energy, your impulsive tweets, and even your fear of proposals getting roasted on the timeline.
- You’re worried about asking someone out and they clowning you like in that tweet about your biggest fear — so let’s make a deal: you ask me, I say yes, and the only thing we post is a ‘também te amo, irmão’ but with a romantic plot twist.
- If your ‘tentativa’ didn’t go as planned that day, maybe it’s because the universe was saving you for this: a minor disaster of a human who doesn’t say ‘eu te amo’ in vain and actually means it when they say, ‘I’m not here to hurt you, I’m here to be your home.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Leo | 286 following, 181 followers | Writes love like it’s a full-time job, overthinks like it’s overtime. Once planned a house from a meme thread.– @llcrooked
Your signature cocktail
Retroactive Jealousy Sour
The dark rum stands for the heavy, broody side of someone who says “eu só quero sumir de tudo” and talks about that hollow feeling like “afasta de nós esse vazio pai”. Sour cherry liqueur captures both romance and pain, echoing the obsessive love in “quando você ama tanto alguém que começa a genuinamente ficar doentio o seu amor por essa pessoa” and the fear that “reciprocidade nao existe tropa”. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp, impulsive kick, just like calling himself “um menino muito impulsivo poxa” and threatening to “vou me esfaquear tropa” in dramatic fashion. Simple syrup is the sweet, hopeful layer of a boy waiting for “um amor recíproco sabendo que nunca vão me amar na mesma intensidade que eu amo”, still telling friends “tambem te amo irmão”. Finally, chocolate bitters reflect the dark humor and sadness behind lines like “aquela sensação depois da tentativa dar errado” and the hurt of “vocês falam eu te amo sem amar de verdade, isso me entristece muito pqp”. This cocktail is strong, bittersweet, and a little chaotic—exactly like someone who can tweet “podem interagir comigo, nao mordo sou humilde e respondo/sigo todos” while low-key spiraling inside.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Leo shows a deep fixation on love, reciprocity, and emotional loyalty, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s focus on devotion and relationships. He talks about longing for mutual love and feeling hurt when it’s not returned, as in “esperando um amor recíproco sabendo que nunca vão me amar na mesma intensidade que eu amo” and “reciprocidade nao existe tropa”, revealing a strong valuing of fairness and mutual care. His sensitivity to insincere affection in “vocês falam eu te amo sem amar de verdade, isso me entristece muito pqp” shows that genuine emotional honesty and loyalty matter more to him than anything else. Even his self-deprecating lines like “e falhar nisso pq eu não consigo fazer nem eu mesmo feliz quem dirá outra pessoa?…” are framed around how much he wants to be good for others, a very Hufflepuff concern. While he calls himself impulsive in “sou um menino muito impulsivo poxa”, this comes across less as Gryffindor-style daring and more as emotionally driven reactions to love and attachment, reinforcing the picture of a loyal, heart-centered Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Jealousy, Jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑suited song for them is Jealousy, Jealousy because they openly talk about extreme, almost physical reactions to jealousy and insecurity, like when they say they “vomit from retroactive jealousy” and insist they’re serious: “quando eu falo que vomito por ciúmes retroativo e acham que eu to brincando mas eu nunca falei tão sério na minha vida”. The song’s themes of comparison, obsessive feelings, and emotional spirals mirror their posts about feeling unloved and never equally reciprocated in relationships, such as “esperando um amor recíproco sabendo que nunca vão me amar na mesma intensidade que eu amo” and “reciprocidade nao existe tropa”. Their description of love becoming “sick” and making them doubt everything—“quando você ama tanto alguém que começa a genuinamente ficar doentio o seu amor por essa pessoa e qualquer mínima diferença no comportamento dela com você te faz querer morrer e duvidar se essa pessoa realmente ama você”—fits perfectly with the song’s portrayal of warped self‑image and obsessive emotional intensity. Even their darker, impulsive remarks like “sou um menino muito impulsivo poxa” and “eu só quero sumir de tudo” echo the inner turmoil and self-destructive mindset that underpins Olivia Rodrigo’s lyrics, making this track a strong emotional match.
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