Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, consistent enthusiasm for GL couples and idols, e.g. “ONLY YOU CHEGA LOGO PLMD” and multiple excited Engfa/Englot posts.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor in everyday stories, like playing Fortnite Guitar Hero and being called out by her sister in “pra depois minha irmã perguntar 'quem canta essa música?' Aquela palhaça”.
- Supportive friend: Speaks warmly about mutuals and creators, praising them as “diva”, “querida”, or “fofa” in multiple quoted‑tweet descriptions such as “Minha diva, amo minha diva lily”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—excitement, anger, affection, longing—in capslock reactions like “CARALHO É REAL ENGLOT TA NO BRASIL” and sentimental comments about scenes being “uma das cenas mais lindas” in GLs.
- Pop‑culture savvy: Demonstrates wide knowledge of K‑pop, Thai actresses, GL dramas, sports and memes, referencing Blackpink, Han Sohee, Engfa, and volleyball in tweets like “My Name foi um acontecimento, imagina ver a gostosa da Han Sohee macetando macho na porrada”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward others, e.g. “VELHA DESGRAÇADA, VOLTA AQUI” and “ESSA PUTA MACHUCOU A CHARLOTTE”.
- Aggressive reactions: Jokes about extreme retaliation, like “eu vou na casa cagar no tapete e quebrar duas janelas” and wishing someone “quebre o dente da frente” in response to fan behavior.
- Overinvested fandom: Shows intense emotional dependence on idols and events—planning loans for fanmeets in “Nem que eu faça um empréstimo no nubank, eu vou pro próximo fm de englot” and structuring mood around Englot appearances.
- Work‑life imbalance: Acknowledges an overloaded routine that leaves little room for offline relationships, e.g. “vou arrumar tempo pra conhecer alguém que horas?” while juggling long work and study hours.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets strong emotional takes in the moment—capslock rants and curses at players or fans like “QUE LIBERO DE MERDA ESSA LAIS” and multiple all‑caps outbursts—without much restraint.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user feels most like Lisa Simpson: passionate, opinionated, and very online, but also self-aware and overworked. Like Lisa, they balance intense fandom/nerdiness with real‑life responsibilities, as shown when they say "Eu indo trabalhar 8h 12h faculdade de 14h 20h, vou arrumar tempo pra conhecer alguém que horas?". They have a sharp moral sense and get genuinely angry at injustice or rudeness, e.g. "espero que tropece na volta de casa e quebre o dente da frente, 'ah mari, vai machucar', ESSA PUTA MACHUCOU A CHARLOTTE..." and "Pois eu espero que essa daí não consiga ver mas nada da Engfa pelo resto da vida", which mirrors Lisa’s fiery righteousness. At the same time, they are deeply earnest about their interests (Blackpink, Thai GL couples, Englot), with gushy affection like "Minha diva, amo minha diva lily, se errou alguma vez foi tentando acertar" and "Englot ao som de to the bone é algo muito sensível pra mim", reminiscent of Lisa’s intense fandom for causes and artists. Their mix of sarcasm, brainy overanalysis of ships, and emotional investment in pop culture matches Lisa more than the more chaotic energy of Bart or the detached apathy of many adult characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with fandoms, friends and mutuals, openly sharing excitement and asking others to participate, like when they say they’ll go to the next fanmeeting even if they need a loan “Nem que eu faça um empréstimo no nubank, eu vou pro próximo fm de englot” and when they mobilize followers to send content while they travel “gente, eu vou viajar agr 19h, vai começar o fm de englot, se vocês puderem me mandar tudo que virem sobre o fm, ou me marcar, eu agradeço muito 🥺”. Their focus suggests Intuition (N): they’re highly imaginative and interpretive about ships and dynamics, talking about tarot predictions and subtext like “GENTE A LINGLING JA COMEU A ORM EU ACABEI DE VER NO TAROT” and spinning playful hypotheticals about couples and future scenarios “Se fosse na Coreia as NamtanFilm já seriam casadas e mãe de duas filhas”. They are clearly Feeling (F): reactions are emotional, value-driven, and protective of people they like, as seen in passionate defenses and curses toward someone who hurt Charlotte “espero que tropece na volta de casa e quebre o dente da frente… ESSA PUTA MACHUCOU A CHARLOTTE”, plus affectionate language toward idols and friends “Minha diva, amo minha diva lily, se errou alguma vez foi tentando acertar”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they juggle work, college, fandom and travel in a spontaneous, slightly chaotic way “Eu indo trabalhar 8h 12h faculdade de 14h 20h, vou arrumar tempo pra conhecer alguém que horas?”, make last‑minute realizations about schedule conflicts “acabei de perceber que amanhã eu viajo bem na hora que começa o fm das englot”, and generally ride the flow of events rather than presenting structured plans. Altogether, a highly expressive, imaginative, emotionally-charged and flexible style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here working 8–12 and then 14–20 saying you’ve got no time to meet anyone, but if we watch ONLY YOU together on toque tv, I promise I’ll make extra time for post-episode debriefs (and maybe a little LingOrm-style overanalyzing).
- You said you’d even take a Nubank loan to go to the next Englot fanmeet—how about we save that money, recreate the fm in our living room, put Waka Waka (NOT Brazilian, I learned my lesson) on repeat, and I’ll be your personal Engfa caipirinha bartender?
- If you can ‘hate a new old man’ every time you stan someone (YG for BP, the ajusshi for Englot), I’m just hoping to be the first person you follow obsessively without needing a villain arc—just playlists, gls, and you yelling ‘A MAIORAL’ about us.
- You said you’d go cagar no tapete and quebrar duas janelas if a BR passasse dos limites com a Engfa; I don’t need that smoke, so I’ll behave—can I just have a tiny ‘beijo no ombro e no pescoço’ level of affection instead?
- You’re out here thirsting over Lingling’s legs over Orm and planning quadrilha with Englot while hating cariocas ‘nem são gente’—I’m not from Rio, I like girls, I bring brigadeiro, and I’d absolutely scream ‘TA NAMORANDO TA NAMORANDO’ if we ever made this official.
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Part-time law gremlin, full-time GL & Englot archivist. Once taught my sister Justin Bieber was by Rosé and I stand by that choice.– @llingorm
Your signature cocktail
LingOrm Caipi-Chaos
This cocktail is strong, loud, and a little unhinged, just like someone who screams about Englot, LingOrm and GLs on the timeline while traveling to fanmeetings and complaining about work and college. The cachaça with chili channels their Brazilian soul and chaotic temper, the same energy as wishing someone would “break a tooth” for disrespecting Charlotte in that furious rant: “espero que tropece na volta de casa e quebre o dente da frente, 'ah mari, vai machucar', ESSA PUTA MACHUCOU A CHARLOTTE QUE NAO FAZ MAL NEM PRA PESSOAS COMO ESSA MAL EDUCADA DO CARALHO [picture]”. Pink grapefruit juice is for their love of girl idols and pink aesthetics, tying into their bio “♡: bp ~ ts ~ gl's” and their obsessive LingOrm thirst like “AS PERNAS POR CIMA DA LINGLING, ÓTIMO DIA [picture]”. Thai basil syrup represents the Thai GL and Englot obsession, from tarot-level delusion in “GENTE A LINGLING JA COMEU A ORM EU ACABEI DE VER NO TAROT [picture]” to full fangirl meltdown in “CARALHO É REAL ENGLOT TA NO BRASIL [picture]”. Sparkling guaraná adds hyper, fizzy energy for someone juggling work, college, and fandom, echoing their exhausted yet dramatic complaint: “Eu indo trabalhar 8h 12h faculdade de 14h 20h, vou arrumar tempo pra conhecer alguém que horas? [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Finally, the charcoal salt rim is the dark, salty humor that makes them threaten to “cagar no tapete e quebrar duas janelas” for bad fan behavior: “Se eu ver alguma br fazer isso, eu vou na casa cagar no tapete e quebrar duas janelas [picture]”, giving the drink a sharp edge beneath all the sweetness and sparkle.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as a classic chaotic Gryffindor: outspoken, impulsive, and very ready to go to war for the people and ships they care about. Their temper and readiness to confront perceived injustice are unmistakable in posts like “espero que tropece na volta de casa e quebre o dente da frente, 'ah mari, vai machucar', ESSA PUTA MACHUCOU A CHARLOTTE QUE NAO FAZ MAL NEM PRA PESSOAS COMO ESSA MAL EDUCADA DO CARALHO” and “Se eu ver alguma br fazer isso, eu vou na casa cagar no tapete e quebrar duas janelas”, which show a hot‑blooded, battle-ready attitude rather than calculated restraint. They also throw themselves into intense stan commitments with a kind of heroic, all‑in energy, like “Nem que eu faça um empréstimo no nubank, eu vou pro próximo fm de englot” and “gente, eu vou viajar agr 19h, vai começar o fm de englot, se vocês puderem me mandar tudo que virem sobre o fm, ou me marcar, eu agradeço muito 🥺”, suggesting reckless devotion over careful planning. Even when joking, they frame things dramatically and competitively, as in “Só vou dizer uma coisa do jogo Brasil vs República Dominicana: QUE LIBERO DE MERDA ESSA LAIS” and “vai LingOrm, quebra tudo LingOrm”, aligning more with Gryffindor’s fiery sports-fan and knight-in-the-arena vibe than a calm, analytical house. There is loyalty and affection toward friends and mutuals — for instance “Adoro a larissinha, ela pode ser agressiva as vezes, mas adoro que gosta das minhas lingorm e das minhas pink” — but it’s expressed through loud, passionate defense rather than quiet Hufflepuff steadfastness. Overall, the dominant traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a readiness to charge into conflict for the people they love, marking them most strongly as Gryffindor rather than Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
I Bet You Think About Me - Taylor Swift
A fitting song for them is I Bet You Think About Me by Taylor Swift, because it matches their mix of playful obsession, emotional intensity, and constant commentary on their favorite ships and idols. Their bio already centers Taylor Swift and girl loves: “♡: bp ~ ts ~ gl's,” showing they’re a Swiftie and very into romantic narratives. The chaotic, teasing energy of the song mirrors how they talk about their ships, like when they scream about LingOrm: “AS PERNAS POR CIMA DA LINGLING, ÓTIMO DIA” and “GENTE A LINGLING JA COMEU A ORM EU ACABEI DE VER NO TAROT.” Their humor and dramatic flair also resonate with the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek bitterness, as seen when they say “espero que tropece na volta de casa e quebre o dente da frente, 'ah mari, vai machucar', ESSA PUTA MACHUCOU A CHARLOTTE QUE NAO FAZ MAL NEM PRA PESSOAS COMO ESSA MAL EDUCADA DO CARALHO.” Finally, the way they passionately follow Englot and other couples — “'TA NAMORANDO TA NAMORANDO' te amo Brasil” and “They're so in love” — fits the song’s focus on intense, lingering feelings and romantic fixation.
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