Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Uses sharp, creative jokes and metaphors, e.g. comparing Noel’s belly and daily life in “la vida que le daría a noel si me diera una oportunidad…” and self-deprecating humor about ask.fm in “sos carnuda y lo sabe todo el pueblo”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep, consistent enthusiasm for Noel, Liam, Oasis and related music, like making a Noel calendar in “me estoy haciendo un calendario de noel…” and obsessing over specific photos in “esta foto entra en la categoría de fotos de noel…”.
- Political awareness: Engages critically with politics and media, criticizing Milei and data manipulation in “imaginate si un peronista salía a decir que iba a manipular los datos del indec…” and calling out right-wing figures in “cuando dicen que a m1lei le falto amor de chico…”.
- Creative imagination: Invents scenarios and fic ideas, like the fanfic concept in “IDEA: un fic liamon inspirado en nosotros de babasonicos” and detailed fantasies about being with Noel in “cuando me case con noel y me pregunte que hay para cenar”.
- Self-awareness: Recognizes her own obsessive and chaotic tendencies, joking about being ‘mal de la cabeza’ in “esta foto entra en la categoría de fotos de noel que me hacen dejar el telefono…” and describing her mind as full of vulgar thoughts in “me siento como cuando tenes tanta información en la cabeza… pero en vez de información son guarangadas”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh aggression: Uses extremely violent or dehumanizing language, e.g. about a communicator in “le haria morder el cordón hasta que se le arregle la mandíbula desfasada digna de retrasado mental…” and about Milei’s father in “el padre se quedó corto y lo tendría q haber matado a palazos”.
- Insult dependency: Relies heavily on insults as default expression, like calling someone “pajero de feria” in “te odio pajero de feria” and referring to people as “tipo que quiere ser analmente estimulado” in “esto es exactamente lo que diría un tipo que quiere ser analmente estimulado por robbie williams”.
- Self-destructive themes: Jokes about suicide and self-harm in ways that normalize it, as in “mi psicólogo apareciendo… te agradezco ya me suicide💜” and the dark meme tone in “yeah whatever. just shoot me. im done.”.
- Public oversharing: Shares very explicit sexual and masturbation references in public tweets, e.g. “me voy a pajear en este preciso momento y al que no le gusta que se vaya del carrefour” and graphic fantasies around celebrities in “STOP RIGHT THERE SIR… STRIP. NOW.”.
- Hostile generalizations: Makes sweeping negative statements about broad groups, like men at clubs in “despues vas a un boliche y tenes un grupo de 7 muñecos parados…” and mocking commenters’ looks in “no es casualidad que todos los q comentan que noel es feo no tengan UNA foto de la cara…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, politically opinionated, and extremely online, but with a feral sense of humor instead of Lisa’s neat earnestness. Like Lisa, they have strong left-leaning, anti‑authoritarian politics and don’t hold back, e.g. their rage at Milei: “cuando dicen que a m1lei le falto amor de chico pero los reales sabemos que el padre se quedó corto y lo tendría q haber matado a palazos” and media manipulation: “imaginate si un peronista salía a decir que iba a manipular los datos del indec realmente este pais da para todo”. They’re hyperverbal and self‑aware about their own overthinking and emotional chaos, very Lisa-coded: “me siento como cuando tenes tanta información en la cabeza al punto de no poder organizarla para hablar pero en vez de información son guarangadas”. Their intense, niche fandom obsessions (Oasis, yaoi, specific belly eras of Noel) and romantic fantasizing about musicians mirror Lisa’s tendency to fixate hard on her interests: “me estoy haciendo un calendario de noel para colgar en la pieza como si fuera un taller mecánico” and “dios nos castigó haciéndonos vivir en esta época de gente con plata MUY muy ordinaria y nos dio el yaoi para que podamos pasar el trago”. They also show the same mix of empathy and exasperation with the world (loving dogs, hating cruelty and stupidity) in tweets like “BASTA de dejar perros encerrados en el auto al rayo del sol cuándo vamos a aprender mirenle la cara”. The difference is that if Lisa grew up on Tumblr and X in Argentina, she’d probably swear and thirst exactly like this user does.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert (E): they constantly engage with others through replies and quoted tweets, openly fantasize about celebrities and joke about public conflict, e.g. fighting with a MercadoLibre store in “me estoy peleando con un local que vende productos de peluquería por mercadolibre en que se convirtió mi vida”, and describe themselves as overflowing with things to say in “me siento como cuando tenes tanta información en la cabeza al punto de no poder organizarla para hablar pero en vez de información son guarangadas”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they spin whole scenarios and metaphors (e.g. imagining national politics through absurd violent hyperbole in “cuando dicen que a m1lei le falto amor de chico pero los reales sabemos que el padre se quedó corto y lo tendría q haber matado a palazos”, or turning Noel’s belly into a mythos in “nadie entiende lo que yo daría porque noel me guarde en el pliegue de su panza como si fuera la cria de un canguro”) rather than focusing on plain facts. They’re strongly Feeling (F) despite the aggression, because their reactions center on values, affection and disgust rather than detached logic: they frame Bad Bunny as righteous rebellion in “a mi cualquier cosa que haga poner del orto a estados unidos me gusta larga vida a bad bunny que los meo en su propio suelo”, rant about media manipulation in “pensar que a este hijo de puta se le paga por comunicar y te corta clips para sacarlos de contexto”, and romanticize devotion in “la vida que le daría a noel si me diera una oportunidad un fernet mal preparado... masaje de panza todas las noches”. Finally, they look Perceiving (P): they embrace spontaneity and chaos (planning fic ideas on a whim in “IDEA: un fic liamon inspirado en nosotros de babasonicos”), make fun of academic structure in “los del centro de estudiantes ya subieron el calendario académico ok te felicito me acabas de cagar la vida”, and improvise their life around impulses like making a Noel calendar in “me estoy haciendo un calendario de noel para colgar en la pieza como si fuera un taller mecánico”. Taken together—high-energy social posting, imaginative and metaphor-heavy humor, emotionally-charged rants and flexible, impulse-driven behavior—this profile fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Noel ever needs someone to give him panza massages and badly made fernet, that’s fine… but when you’re done designing calendars and shrine walls for him, can I be the one you hang up in the room like it’s a taller mecánico upgrade pack?
- You said your first yaoi contact was *Farsantes* and you’re in girlretard… statistically speaking, I feel like my only real chance with you is to show up like an overdramatic Argentinian telenovela lawyer and say: ‘Objectivo, señora jueza, I’m here to be your next problematic ship.’
- You talk about Noel’s belly like it’s a religious experience and about Bad Bunny like he personally avenged Latin America—if I promise to support your Noelbelly obsession, hate Milei on schedule, and clap every time Benito meos USA, do I qualify as boyfriend material or at least honorary fandom himbo?
- You said the key to loving a man might be not understanding him when he talks—so I can either start speaking in German Oasis-deep-cut references, or we can skip straight to the part where you decorate my life like one of your unhinged Noel moodboards.
- Every time a guy tweets ‘llenarla de balazos’ you get a swarm of offended muñecos, but when you tweet ‘me voy a pajear en este preciso momento y al que no le gusta que se vaya del Carrefour’, I fall a little more in love—can I be the emotional support degenerado who pushes your cart while you do it?
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Writes essays in swear words about Oasis, politics & pop culture. Once made a Noel Gallagher calendar instead of a vision board. Opinions are my own.– @llolarapng
Your signature cocktail
Noelbelly Fernet Fanfic
This drink starts with a base of fernet or bitter amaro for the unfiltered, acerbic way they talk about politics and media, like when they say they’d make a pundit “morder el cordón” in “pensar que a este hijo de puta se le paga por comunicar…”. Cola with lime sweetens and sharpens it, mirroring the romantic, devotional side that would give Noel “un fernet mal preparado para cenar con salamin picado grueso” in “la vida que le daría a noel…”. A shot of overproof rum reflects their chaotic, high-energy horniness and dramatic flair, like announcing “me voy a pajear en este preciso momento y al que no le gusta que se vaya del carrefour” in this tweet. The dash of chili stands for their aggressive, spicy drag of people and institutions, seen when they say Milei’s dad “lo tendría q haber matado a palazos” in this post. Finally, a spritz of rose or orange blossom water nods to their yaoi/fanfic romanticism and soft underbelly, present in their love of yaoi as consolation in a vulgar world in “dios nos castigó haciéndonos vivir en esta época… y nos dio el yaoi para que podamos pasar el trago” and their obsessive tenderness toward Noel’s “noelbelly” in “noelbelly appreciation post” and “don't cry because noelbelly is over smile because it happened”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show sharp, strategic aggression and a comfort with going for the jugular, which is very Slytherin-coded. For example, the way they talk about a media figure—“pensar que a este hijo de puta se le paga por comunicar y te corta clips para sacarlos de contexto le haria morder el cordón…”—is less about abstract morality and more about a ruthless, personal response to perceived manipulation. There’s also a clear delight in power dynamics and domination, both sexual and social, like “STOP RIGHT THERE SIR 🗣️💨CLOTHING POLICE… STRIP. NOW.” and the unapologetically explicit “me voy a pajear en este preciso momento y al que no le gusta que se vaya del carrefour”, which suggests strong self‑assertion and disregard for others’ prudish norms. Their obsessive, almost campaign-like fixation on Noel Gallagher—planning a calendar, fantasizing scenarios, and micro-analyzing his body and clothes across many tweets like “me estoy haciendo un calendario de noel para colgar en la pieza como si fuera un taller mecánico” and “nadie entiende lo que yo daría porque noel me guarde en el pliegue de su panza…”—shows intense, goal-driven focus rather than casual fandom. Even their political and cultural takes have a combative, us‑vs‑them edge—“a mi cualquier cosa que haga poner del orto a estados unidos me gusta larga vida a bad bunny que los meo en su propio suelo”—which fits Slytherin’s tribal, strategic mindset more than Gryffindor’s idealism or Hufflepuff’s warmth. While they are witty and creative (a Ravenclaw trait) in lines like “dios lo que disfruto escuchar ROXETTE ¿? en otra vida debo haber sido un evento de patín artístico”, the dominant pattern is cutting humor, intense obsession, and aggressive self-expression, all hallmarks of Slytherin.
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Charmless Man - Blur
A song that best suits them is Charmless Man by Blur, because it matches their mix of sharp humor, cynicism about men, and very British-leaning music interests. They spend a lot of time roasting guys and their mediocrity, like when they say “los tipos cuando otro dice que va a llenar a una mina de balazos... los tipos respondiéndome este tuit: pedazo de PUTA... para colmo NO SOS GRACIOSA”, which aligns with the song’s mocking portrayal of a certain kind of man. Their timeline is obsessed with Britpop-era figures, especially Noel and Liam Gallagher, with posts such as “noel saliendo de la casa solamente para ir a un adidas yo cuando estoy al pedo y voy a dar una vuelta al farmacity” and “es increíble la cantidad de similitudes entre agentina y reino unido, se ve que allá también es ilegal ser heterosexual”, which places them firmly in that 90s UK alt-rock universe where Blur lives. Their style is irreverent, horny, and self-aware, like when they tweet “me voy a pajear en este preciso momento y al que no le gusta que se vaya del carrefour” or “nadie entiende lo que yo daría porque noel me guarde en el pliegue de su panza como si fuera la cria de un canguro”, which fits the song’s sly, tongue‑in‑cheek tone. Finally, their combination of pop culture obsession, yaoi fandom, and contempt for pretentious men (e.g. “esto es exactamente lo que diría un tipo que quiere ser analmente estimulado por robbie williams”) resonates with how Charmless Man skewers a specific type of guy with wit and venom.
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