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The user's chaotic, profanity‑laden rants, love for memes and video games, and teenage rebellion mirror Bart Simpson’s mischievous spirit. For example, they write 'you are literally retarded' and 'I’m the fucking king of everything', echoing Bart’s irreverent insults. Their disdain for adult responsibilities ('they were right, being an adult does suck. everytime i see an email notification i feel a little bit of dread') and anti‑establishment political outbursts ('i hate that democratic socialism is just synonymous with Electoral Socialism when that is not its original meaning') fit Bart’s anti‑authority attitude. While they occasionally discuss politics, the overall tone of wild, nonsensical posting aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s constant posting and engagement, such as 'I have a new account that is going to be more dedicated to politics...' and 'I like talking politics and linguistics', show a clear preference for external interaction (E). Their focus on abstract political and linguistic concepts, e.g., 'I hate that democratic socialism is just synonymous with Electoral Socialism...' and 'phones will spell the undoing of society', indicates an intuitive (N) style. They frequently use logical critique and demand evidence, as seen in 'he should not have a boss… obviously socialism seems stupid when it is under a capitalist framework' and 'genuinely what are the arguments against market socialism?', reflecting a thinking (T) orientation. The erratic, spontaneous nature of posts like 'im the fucking king of everything' and 'i should troon out as they say' demonstrates a perceiving (P) preference for flexibility. Together these traits align best with the ENTP personality type.

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18-year-old Welsh nerd who accidentally funded Wikipedia, debates politics & language over coffee, and occasionally livestreams his gaming fails.– @LlwyfMorgannwg

Your signature cocktail
The "Cymric Chaos" is a heady blend of Penderyn Welsh whisky, espresso‑infused coffee liqueur, a dash of herbal K2‑style bitter and ginger‑spiced soda, finished with a squeeze of lemon. It captures the user’s love of "beer and coffee alcohol and caffeine hahaha yesss" while also nodding to the "i am increasingly convinced that phones will spell the undoing of society" with a bitter, disruptive note. The sharp citrus mirrors the "the fact that the ps5 is nearly as old as the ps4 when the ps5 came out is extremely worrying. time is a hoax" vibe of feeling out‑of‑step with the world. The whisky grounds the drink in Welsh pride, echoing the tweet "i hate that 'democratic socialism' is just synonymous with Electoral Socialism when that is not it's original meaning" and the rebel spirit of a Welsh separatist. The overall effect is a chaotic, politically‑charged cocktail that feels like a "fucked up" night of "acid" and "K2" experiments, exactly as the user says "imagine how wild it would be to put yourself in a totally dark environment with creepy sounding music and take way too much acid."

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s bio and many tweets show a strong interest in politics, linguistics and a desire to understand complex ideas, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s value of wisdom and learning. They frequently question conventional narratives and seek nuanced explanations, as seen in "I hate that 'democratic socialism' is just synonymous with Electoral Socialism when that is not its original meaning" and "actually you're the ones upending language for wanting to police a term that has been in use for 20 years…". Their frequent debates and intellectual challenges, such as demanding "genuinely what are the arguments against market socialism? anytime I've asked, people just say 'markets = capitalism' without actually explaining", indicate a Ravenclaw‑type curiosity. Even when the tone becomes angry or sarcastic, the underlying drive remains a quest for knowledge rather than personal power, differentiating them from Slytherin. Thus, the consistent pattern of intellectual inquiry and love of debate places them most naturally in Ravenclaw.

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The aggression and anti‑authoritarian tone of Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name” matches the user’s frequent defiant language, such as the tweet ‘FUCK YOU [picture]’. The song’s refrain ‘Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me’ mirrors their frustration with adulthood expressed in ‘they were right, being an adult does suck. everytime i see an email notification i feel a little bit of dread’. Their political anger about ‘i hate that “democratic socialism” is just synonymous with Electoral Socialism when that is not its original meaning’ and the complaint that ‘the way everyone in the replies is either being racist or misunderstanding the tweet for being racist itself, so basically everyone just assuming racism’ echo the song’s critique of systemic oppression. The lyric ‘some of those that work forces are the same that they think they are’ resonates with their observation that ‘i am increasingly convinced that phones will spell the undoing of society’. Overall, the raw, rebellious energy and explicit profanity of the track capture the chaotic, politically charged, and nihilistic vibe of their timeline.

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