Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes own mental state, e.g. “tenho depressão severa” and “queria não ser uma pessoa que pensa demais”.
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares difficult feelings like “que vida triste” and “slk n to bem não”.
- Independent: Values being on their own, as in “#soufelizsozinho” and wanting to be absent in “vou voltar a ser ausente”.
- Creative-gamer: Enjoys creating and customizing, like “fiz uma skin de palhaço bem daora no roblox” and “silêncio estou gastando robux”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and irony even in frustration, e.g. “qm goza bem não fica incomodando ninguém” and “goza e dorme”.
Weaknesses:
- Social-withdrawal: Frequently wants to disappear or avoid people, like “acho que vou sumir” and “vou sumir”.
- Negative-outlook: Often frames life pessimistically, e.g. “que vida triste” and “vem 2027” right after the new year starts.
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about self, like “mereço ser sozinho” and “no meio do caminho me perdi”.
- Sleep-issues: Repeated difficulty with rest, for example “nn consigo dormir”, “queria conseguir dormir”, and “preciso dormir”.
- Interpersonal-irritability: Shows strong annoyance with others, like “odeio pessoas”, “quero papo com ninguém fodase”, and “garota insuportável vsf”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her more jaded teen/young-adult portrayals. Lisa often feels isolated, overthinks, and struggles with sadness despite being self-aware, similar to tweets like “tenho depressão severa”, “queria não ser uma pessoa que pensa demais”, and “que vida triste”. Like Lisa, they oscillate between wanting solitude and craving connection, shown by “quero papo com ninguém fodase” versus “queria conhecer pessoas novas”. Their attempts to cope by studying and keeping busy—“amanhã volto a estudar ocupar a mente”—also echo Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize feelings. Even their dark humor and self-awareness, as in “mesmo ele sorrindo da de ver a tristeza nos olhos” and “vou melhorar em 2027”, fit Lisa’s mix of melancholy, introspection, and wry commentary on her own life.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean strongly introverted: they often mention wanting to disappear or be absent, like “vou voltar a ser ausente” and “acho que vou sumir”, and complain about people with tweets such as “odeio pessoas” and “quero papo com ninguém fodase”, which points to an inward-focused, low-social-energy style. Their thinking is more abstract and reflective than concrete, frequently centered on internal states and general patterns like “no meio do caminho me perdi”, “tudo era melhor nas noites de antes”, and “sou bom demais com qm n deveria”, which fits Intuition more than Sensing. They also show a detached, often blunt and sardonic tone that fits Thinking: for example “paia quando amor vira nojo e arrependimento kkjj”, “não teria como me importar menos”, and the sexual/ironic remarks like “qm goza bem não fica incomodando ninguém” prioritize a dry, logical distancing over emotional diplomacy. Their lifestyle appears unstructured and spontaneous rather than planned, with erratic sleep and study habits such as “apenas eu e meu horário doentio contra o mundo”, “amanhã volto a estudar ocupar a mente” (as a loose intention rather than a schedule), and frequent impulsive gaming decisions like “vou jogar vava eh isso” and “to afim de jogar lol”, all suggesting Perceiving over Judging. Combining this pattern of withdrawal, internal rumination, detached/ironic analysis of emotions, and flexible day-to-day structure, INTP is the best-fitting MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “odeio pessoas”, but you also said you wanted to meet new people… can I be the exception to both tweets and mess up your worldview a little?
- If you’re Feitan and your friend is Gon on Roblox, then I call dibs on being Kurapika so I have an excuse to chase you for the rest of the story.
- You said ‘falta 17 dias pro meu aniversário slk’ — if I spend those days playing Roblox and LoL with you, will you accept late-night games and early-morning ‘bom dia’ as my gift?
- You keep tweeting ‘vou sumir’ and ‘acho que vou sumir’, but I’ve already decided to get obsessed with you like in your ‘olá posso ficar obcecado em vc’ tweet, so you’re officially not allowed to disappear.
- You said ‘tenho depressão severa’ and that even smiling shows the sadness in the eyes; I can’t fix everything, but I can promise coffee on bad Sundays, ranked games on sleepless nights, and someone who actually doesn’t get tired of your overthinking.
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Roblox skins, low elo nights & too much coffee. Once got blocked for skipping a game—still chose solo queue. Here for games, music, and quiet timelines.– @lntocavel
Your signature cocktail
The Melancholy AFK
This drink runs on caffeine and insomnia, just like their nights of “nn consigo dormir” and “preciso dormir eh isso”, so it starts with cold brew coffee spiked with dark rum and espresso ice cubes. A dash of chocolate bitters echoes the heavy moods of “que vida triste” and “tenho depressão severa”, giving the cocktail a brooding, grown-up edge. Blackberry syrup adds a sweet, moody darkness for the times they admit “mereço ser sozinho” yet still want connection like “queria conhecer pessoas novas”. Finally, tonic water brings a sharp, fizzy bite that captures the mix of sarcasm and detachment in “odeio pessoas” and their recurring urge to “vou sumir”, making this a bittersweet, experimental drink that stays a little distant even as you get hooked.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin-style self-preservation and emotional defensiveness. They repeatedly talk about withdrawing from others, like in “acho que vou sumir”, “vou voltar a ser ausente”, and the jokingly long-term “vou melhorar em 2027”, which suggests a strategic retreat from emotional vulnerability. Their hostility and boundary-setting toward people, as in “odeio pessoas”, “quero papo com ninguém fodase”, and “sai fora porra”, reflect a protective, guarded nature typical of Slytherins. Even in relationships, they show a cold reassessment and cutting attitude, as in “paia quando amor vira nojo e arrependimento kkjj” and “nunca mais”, choosing detachment over emotional exposure. While there are hints of introspection and overthinking, the dominant pattern is of someone who fortifies their boundaries, distances themselves when hurt, and uses a sharp, sometimes cruel tone to keep others at arm’s length—hallmarks of Slytherin self-protective cunning rather than the openness of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? - Arctic Monkeys
A song that fits them well is Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? by Arctic Monkeys, because it mixes insomnia, emotional confusion, and late-night overthinking. They frequently mention not being able to sleep and needing rest, like in “nn consigo dormir”, “queria conseguir dormir”, and “preciso dormir”, mirroring the song’s hazy, restless night vibe. The track’s theme of messy feelings and regret fits tweets such as “paia quando amor vira nojo e arrependimento kkjj” and “mereço ser sozinho”. There’s also a strong sense of isolation and wanting to disappear in lines like “acho que vou sumir” and “vou voltar a ser ausente”, which matches the song’s lonely, late-night attempts to reach out. Finally, their dark humor and self-awareness in tweets like “tenho depressão severa” and “no meio do caminho me perdi” align with the track’s bittersweet, self-destructive tone.
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