Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Dedication: They prioritize their “reading” and studies, even when “this one course is raping me”.
- Work Ethic: They are desperate for a “part time minimum wage job” to avoid “needing a student loan”.
- Self-Awareness: They openly acknowledge being “annoying” and admit to a history of “terrible ‘memes’”.
- Technological Literacy: They understand privacy tools like “VPN” and secure services like “protonmail”.
- Critical Thinking: They question the “yankification of the UK” and analyze inconsistencies in “self defence” laws.
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive Language: They frequently use slurs and insults, such as calling people “fucking retard” and “foid”.
- Social Isolation: They admit to having “nothing to do” but sit on Discord and feign having a “great social life”.
- Substance Reliance: They express a strong preoccupation with “vodka” and high-caffeine “alcoholic energy drinks”.
- Cynicism: They dismiss mental health, claiming “‘BPD’ isn't a real illness” and that most diagnoses are “fake”.
- Argumentative Nature: They take pride in being “contrarian” and have “lost a ‘friend’” due to their behavior.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @lobotomyvictim2 is a self-described rebel and underachiever who takes pride in being a “Retard on computer”. He shares Bart's cynical, anti-authority streak, frequently complaining about ridiculous legislation and mocking those who “grow up”. He often engages in casual mischief and edgy humor, admitting that as a child he “just made terrible 'memes' and argued with people on video game subreddits”. Despite his academic struggles with courses he claims are “raping me”, he possesses a sharp, observational wit regarding the absurdities of the adult world around him.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Lobotomyvictim2 displays strong Introversion (I), often describing themselves as a “retard on computer” and admitting they “sat on discord all day” during their free time. Their focus on abstract concepts like “contract law and unjustified enrichment” and their disdain for “normies” suggests an Intuitive (N) preference for unconventional systems over mundane social rituals. They lean heavily toward Thinking (T), prioritizing cold logic and bluntness as seen when they tell others to “just don't have sex you fucking retard” rather than offering emotional support. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their spontaneous lifestyle, “fantasising about being employed” while struggling with the structure of finding a job and dealing with schoolwork at the last minute.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 500-word essay for a minimum wage supermarket job? Because I’m willing to put in way too much effort just to spend two days a week with you.
- I promise I’m a high-tier criminal—the kind that’s a total threat to your 'single' status, not the kind that throws hand grenades.
- I’m not a Scots Law case, but I’d still let you study me until we both feel like we need a Dragon Soop to recover.
- Is your heart a Wetherspoons pitcher of Pipeline Punch? Because you’re sweet, a little bit chaotic, and I want to share you in a booth for three hours.
- Forget the intelligence test for voters—the only requirement I care about is that you don't find me as annoying as the people you block.
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Scottish Law student with a passion for contract law and a history of surviving spilled sodas on old ThinkPads. Aspiring professional, part-time job seeker.– @lobotomyvictim2
Your signature cocktail
The Unjustified Enrichment Pitcher
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 5'2 Scots Law student who claims “I like vodka” and spends their time reading about “contract law and unjustified enrichment”. It’s a bitter-yet-high-energy concoction, much like the “alcoholic energy drink” known as Dragon Soop that fuels their late-night exam prep. The spork garnish is a nod to the ridiculousness of UK laws where “carrying a plastic spork... could end up in prison for 4 years”. Served in a “Wetherspoons cocktail pitcher”, it’s the perfect companion for an 18-year-old who unironically thinks “private accounts are for the weak”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lobotomyvictim2 displays a clear Slytherin inclination toward self-preservation and a disdain for those they deem inferior or "normies." They prioritize their own convenience, stating, “If I blocked you it just means I just think you're annoying it's not for any moral reason”, and exhibit a cynical resourcefulness by suggesting they “get diagnosed with [aspergers] so I can abuse the benefits system”. Their ambition is focused on material gain and escaping the "tier 2" status of “normal people” in the justice system, often using sharp, exclusionary language. Ultimately, their preoccupation with hierarchy, social status, and “fantasising about being employed so I can spend the money on random crap” aligns with the pragmatic and self-interested nature of Slytherin house.
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Your song
Common People - Pulp
The song's themes of academic cynicism and the disconnect between student life and the working class resonate with @lobotomyvictim2’s persona as a frustrated law student. They frequently contrast their studies, noting how “These people would die if they had to study law”, with the bleak reality of seeking minimum wage work, describing job applications as “explaining why I've always wanted to spend 2 days a week stocking shelves”. Like the song’s narrative of social friction and mundane lifestyle, the user embraces a gritty, local identity, often tweeting about drinking “dragon soop” or frequenting “wetherspoons”. Their self-deprecating humor and focus on the 'uncool' aspects of UK life perfectly mirror Jarvis Cocker’s sharp, observational lyrics about the struggles of the Common People.
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