lobstergod420
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, profanity‑laden style and love of shocking content mirrors Bart’s rebellious mischief, as seen in tweets like 'i am tired of top kaworu and bottom shinji i know he's a pathetic dog but even dumb mutts have the urge to fuck a hole. kaworu needs dick. NOW!!!' and 'give me your big stupid brotherfucker dick'. They also slip in a brief moral warning, for example 'hi friendly reminder that unless you are 17+ you should NOT be posting nsfw tweets/photos', which echoes Bart’s occasional moments of conscience. Their constant trolling of authority and disdain for “anti” culture, such as 'LRT these r the same people telling proshippers they deserve death lmao i can just FEEL it', further aligns with Bart’s defiant attitude. This blend of provocation, occasional self‑awareness, and relentless antagonism makes Bart Simpson the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extroverted tendencies by constantly addressing the audience and demanding reactions, e.g., "i am tired of top kaworu and bottom shinji ... kaworu needs dick. NOW!!!" and "yooo my man". Their focus on abstract, speculative ideas like "the hypno bondage potential of shink@mi is real" and "I think we should have more porn of sh1nsou h1toshi because im delusional and thirsty" points to an intuitive (N) style. Emotional, value‑driven language such as "I am absolutely DISGUSTED... at the lack of porn of the preschooler trainers" and the heartfelt confession "Tired trans boy who spent countless hours crying..." indicates a feeling (F) preference. The overall stream of impulsive, unstructured posts—"give me your big stupid brotherfucker dick", rapid topic shifts, and a lack of consistent scheduling—reflects a perceiving (P) approach. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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22-year-old digital illustrator. He/him. I once drew a dragon on a birthday cake. Sharing edgy anime art & occasional meme commentary. #NSFW– @lobstergod420

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The neon blue of Blue Curaçao and the bright red of Grenadine echo the user's eye-catching emojis and chaotic aesthetic, like the tweet "i am tired of top kaworu and bottom shinji i know he's a pathetic dog but even dumb mutts have the urge to fuck a hole." Absinthe brings a bitter, hallucinogenic edge that matches the dark, self-destructive vibes expressed in "GOD this one hurt so bad" and the constant self-harm references. Lobster-infused gin gives the drink a literal nod to the username, while the egg white foam crowns it like a duck, referencing the frequent "duck rights" posts. A splash of energy-drink-like punch mirrors the hyper-active, frantic style of the tweet "hi friendly reminder that unless you are 17+ you should NOT be posting nsfw tweets/photos." Overall the cocktail is as contradictory and intense as the bio itself, mixing "angel puppie" sweetness with raw, explicit content, just like the tweet "my hobbies include taking lewd photos of my nintendogs i dont take criticism, goodnight ❤️".

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays traits that align closely with Slytherin values, particularly ambition and a willingness to challenge societal norms. For instance, their proclamation, 'i am absolutely DISGUSTED... at the lack of porn of the preschooler trainers from poke/mon... someone get on that, this is unacceptable,' shows a provocative ambition within their interests. Furthermore, the tweet 'man fuck cancel culture yall are annoying' highlights a rebellious spirit often celebrated in Slytherin. These examples, along with their focus on pursuing unconventional desires, demonstrate a cunning and resourceful attitude that aligns with Slytherin’s values of ambition and self-preservation.

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This song perfectly embodies @lobstergod420's unapologetically queer and sexually liberated persona. The lyrics, 'Girls love girls and boys, and love is not a choice,' resonate with their identity as a 'f4ggot ⚣' and 'boywife,' who openly expresses desires for 'GAY!! GAY!gAygay!!!' content and champions trans rights. The track's defiant yet celebratory tone aligns with their 'antis DNI' stance and tweets about demanding specific explicit content, like 'i am absolutely DISGUSTED... at the lack of porn of the preschooler trainers from poke/mon... someone get on that.' It reflects their passionate, sometimes provocative, and highly expressive nature within queer fandom and beyond.

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