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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up closest with Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, but ultimately good‑hearted and loyal to their friends. They lean into over-the-top, sometimes violent humor like “How about I fucking kill you how about that” and “DROP THE NUKES DROP THE NUKES DROP THE NUKES I WANNA SEE THE DESTRUCTION”, which fits Bart’s mischievous, edgy streak. At the same time, they’re ride-or-die for their buddies, calling someone a “Goated friend” and excitedly sharing in-jokes and gaming sessions with friends, just like Bart with Milhouse and the other kids. They’re also expressive and dramatic about the media they love, gushing over Undead Unluck and Metal Gear Solid with lines like “FUCK I LOVE ART I LOVE THIS ARTSYLE I NEED TO ABSORB IT INTO MY OWN RIGHT NOOOOOOWW”, which mirrors Bart’s intense, impulsive enthusiasm. Underneath the jokes, there’s a surprisingly earnest side—tweets like “Never kill yourself” show genuine care for others, much like the moments when Bart drops the prankster façade and shows he actually cares about people.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): while they’re very online, most posts are about solo media consumption and inner reactions (e.g., binging Undead Unluck, DMC3, MGS) rather than seeking crowds, and they even reassure followers about inactivity with a personal check-in like “I'm not dead i just haven't felt like posting 😭”. Their interests and commentary are strongly Intuitive (N), gravitating to big-picture concepts and hypotheticals such as wondering about cosmology and canon rules in UU (“Thinking about it now, Since stars and the idea of other worlds and such didn't exist before the Uma Does that mean the catholic church was right about earth being in the center of the universe”) and philosophizing about themes rather than just plot details. Emotional depth and value language point to Feeling (F): they focus heavily on how stories make them feel, like being moved by parental sacrifice tropes (“This shit means something to me man”) and empathizing with Fuuko’s inability to touch animals as “actually unfair” (“The joys of being able to love the purest wonders of the world… is barred off limits to her 😭”). Their tone is passionate and personal rather than detached or purely logical, even when talking politics (“I might get political on this account (very left)”). They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they frequently mention getting sidetracked by games (“I've been trying to finish Devil May Cry 3 😭 I'm still reading but this game got me by the balls”) and jump spontaneously between doodles, manga reactions, and gaming without a clear structured plan. Altogether, the introspective media obsession, abstract thematic musing, strong emotional reactions, and loose, go-with-the-flow lifestyle strongly fit INFP.

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TP | He/Him | Artist & serial DMC restart-er. Undead Unluck thinkpiece machine, Metal Gear enjoyer, once rage-quit after 72 hours of ‘just one more run’.– @LocalTpDealer

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Smoky mezcal stands in for their love of stylish, dramatic games like DMC and Metal Gear, the same energy as posting “DMC3 mission 20:” and “Finally got to the Dmc3 jackpot scene AND a new MGS3 delta trailer with a confirmed release date? Today I am winning.”. Black cherry soda brings a playful sweetness and color that fits their excitable, meme-y posting style, like yelling “YAY THEYRE GONNA KILL GOD I LOVE KILLING GODS DIEDIEDIEDIE”. Cold brew coffee is for the long gaming and reading sessions, echoing “He's been gaming for approximately 72 hours.” in this update. A dash of chili tincture represents how they spike conversations with unfiltered intensity, from “DROP THE NUKES DROP THE NUKES DROP THE NUKES I WANNA SEE THE DESTRUCTION” to “How about I fucking kill you how about that”, but always in a shitposty, over-the-top way. The lemon twist adds a bright, hopeful note for the genuinely caring side that says “Never kill yourself” and gushes about art and characters like in “FUCK I LOVE ART I LOVE THIS ARTSYLE I NEED TO ABSORB IT INTO MY OWN RIGHT NOOOOOOWW”. Overall it’s strong, slightly bitter, a little crazy, but ultimately uplifting—just like their timeline of chaos, games, and heartfelt manga reactions.

Your Hogwarts House
TP shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to speak his mind, often in a dramatic, confrontational way, like when he bluntly posts “How about I fucking kill you how about that” and “DROP THE NUKES DROP THE NUKES DROP THE NUKES I WANNA SEE THE DESTRUCTION”. This isn’t just edge for its own sake; he also has a clear moral core and will take firm stances, as with the stark, protective imperative “Never kill yourself” and his threat that a bad corporate move will "mark the end of Konami" in “Just letting you know this will mark the end of Konami if they try this shit”. He’s highly driven by passion and emotion in media, openly admitting how hard certain tropes hit him emotionally in posts like “Yall don't understand the trope of a parental figure dying for the children they love gets my emotions going easily… This shit means something to me man”. His loyalty to friends and his friend group is clear, but it manifests in loud, ride-or-die energy more than quiet Hufflepuff patience, such as when he hypes up his friend as a “Goated friend” and jokes about his determination to get @Chilly1Cheese in “Me when I get my hands on @Chilly1Cheese”. While he has creative and analytical moments about art and story, the defining throughline is emotional bravery, dramatic conviction, and a fearless, impulsive way of expressing his beliefs—classic Gryffindor traits.

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A fitting song for TP is “Devil Trigger” from Devil May Cry 5. Their whole vibe revolves around stylish, over-the-top action games and dramatic narratives, like when they post “Finally got to the Dmc3 jackpot scene AND a new MGS3 delta trailer with a confirmed release date? Today I am winning.” and joke about DMC with “DMC3 mission 20:”. The song’s themes of unleashing power and embracing chaos match tweets like “YAY THEYRE GONNA KILL GOD I LOVE KILLING GODS DIEDIEDIEDIE” and “DROP THE NUKES DROP THE NUKES DROP THE NUKES I WANNA SEE THE DESTRUCTION”, where they lean into hyperdramatic, tongue-in-cheek intensity. At the same time, they’re passionate and earnest about media they love, as seen in “Metal Gear Solid 2 is a genuinely top tier piece of media period.” and their heartfelt Undead Unluck reactions, which fits the song’s blend of edgy bravado and sincere emotion. Their identification with DMC characters in “Me and @Chilly1Cheese's avatars right now. He's dante and I'm vergil” makes an anthem from that universe especially appropriate.

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