Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Consistently turns mundane situations into jokes, like riffing on cinema etiquette in “Answering my phone and loudly taking a phone call in the porn theatre” and the Qantas lounge drinking rule in “if you get to the Qantas lounge and you're less than 5 drinks deep they won't let you on the flight”.
- Media enthusiasm: Shows genuine excitement and engagement with games, shows, and movies, like praising Death Stranding 2 in “Holy fuck Death Stranding 2 is incredible” and celebrating Dragon Age: The Veilguard in “Time for video games corner I am quite enjoying Dragon Age: The Veilguard”.
- Supportive friend: Boosts others’ work and milestones, such as promoting a friend’s Digimon video in “the guy that gave me packs at a digimon local... just put out a video!” and congratulating his girlfriend in “Congratulations to my girlfriend for finally becoming an academy voter!”.
- Self-awareness: Openly jokes about his own flaws and social position, like reflecting on his social circle in “I would constantly be surrounded by beautiful women... they'd almost all be lesbians” and poking fun at himself in “Cool thing about me is that all the stuff I do is like, the baseline normal for everyone else :)”.
- Creative commentary: Takes a simple idea and builds a small bit or premise around it, like the ‘wrong greeting card’ gag in “I get my mum a card that is entirely off base and I edit it with white out” and the metaverse joke in “fortnite its an immersive experience that is truly worthy of the metaverse title”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive sarcasm: Relies heavily on sarcastic framing that can obscure sincerity, like minimizing his own frustration with Epic in “can you guys stop throttling my IP thanks” and exaggerating minor inconveniences in “accidentally bought a 4 pack of sarsaparilla... worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever”.
- Negativity bias: Often emphasizes complaints or annoyance about media and services, such as critiquing Ubisoft’s priorities in “Ubisoft will do fucking anything but make a new splinter cell game” and dunking on product hype in “I don't get the hype over these”.
- Provocative crudeness: Uses sexual or crude jokes that could alienate some readers, like the explicit Doja Cat bit in “ms cat I hate to interrupt you playing with your clit” and the Pina Colada pun in “Pina Colada? Yeah, I got collotta pinis!”.
- Overcommitment gaming: Hints at spending large amounts of time and emotional energy on games, as seen in “20 game win streak in fortnite blitz but we can't go to bed on a win” and being “freaking out” over a game moment in “This has been me for the past 45 minutes I'm freaking out”.
- Self-deprecating framing: Frequently positions himself as foolish or in the wrong, which can read as low self-regard, like “this might be one of the worst things i've ever done” and describing his own normalcy as subpar in “Cool thing about me is that all the stuff I do is like, the baseline normal for everyone else :)”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The best fit is Homer Simpson: an affable, chaotic guy who barrels enthusiastically into his interests and constantly turns minor inconveniences into epic melodrama. Like Homer, he treats tiny setbacks as the “worst thing ever,” e.g. calling a soda mishap “the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever” in “accidentally bought a 4 pack of sarsaparilla instead of ginger beer I think this is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever”. He’s impulsive and self-deprecating in a very Homer way, as in “I caved and bought battlefield 6, I just love war too much 😔” and “Cool thing about me is that all the stuff I do is like, the baseline normal for everyone else :)”. His pop‑culture obsession and over-the-top reactions to games and movies echo Homer’s intense but often silly passions, seen in posts like “Holy fuck Death Stranding 2 is incredible” and “what an incredible week for movies”. Finally, the blend of crude jokes and oddly sincere affection—like the chaotic Mother’s Day card bit in “for the last couple of years I get my mum a card that is entirely off base and I edit it with white out until it's almost correct”—is very much in line with Homer’s bumbling but big-hearted vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly social, full of bits clearly aimed at making others laugh and engaging communities – e.g. hyping streams and creators like “Come watch @tomwalkerisgood ! I'm watching his stream totally normally right now!” and joking about being surrounded by friends like “for the last couple of years I get my mum a card that is entirely off base and I edit it with white out until it's almost correct”. They show strong Intuition (N) with a constant focus on ideas, hypotheticals, and media concepts rather than raw details, e.g. imagining multiverse scenarios like “Tom Cruise coming out of a Dr Strange portal, Into the Mummy verse” or meta takes like “I'm tired of everyone being dismissive of fortnite its an immersive experience that is truly worthy of the metaverse title”. Their humor is more value- and vibe-based than strictly analytical, pointing to Feeling (F): they defend people or characters they care about (“I think that everyone should be nice to Mary Survivor48”) and talk about shared human experiences like “What a beautiful human experience to open an app.”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life and media habits look spontaneous and reactive rather than structured – e.g. impulsively buying games (“I caved and bought battlefield 6, I just love war too much 😔”), joking about being low on zinc and confused by it (“Doing the stack but because I'm low on zinc and being really confused when it happens”), and generally flowing from one obsession (Fortnite, Gundam, Fallout, movies) to another. Putting this together, their blend of expressive social energy, idea-driven humor, emotional/relational framing, and laid‑back spontaneity most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If time is a flat circle, can we loop back to that moment you were ‘preventing yourself from having a single thought’ and replace it with ‘thinking about going out with me tonight’?
- You watching Avatar, Psych, Severance, and Fallout the ‘way they were intended’ tells me you’ve got taste—wanna come over and judge my motion smoothing settings and then my taste in kisses?
- You keep tweeting about Death Stranding, Gundam Breaker 4, and Fortnite like they’re your GOTYs, but I think meeting me might be your new unexpected DLC: ‘Lochie Does Dating.’
- You fishing forever for that one bad boy in FF14 and grinding 20-game streaks in Fortnite proves you’re patient and committed—qualities I’m looking for in someone to get clue’d on with in real life.
- You’re out here carefully editing Mother’s Day cards, defending Mary on Survivor, and shouting out your girlfriend becoming an academy voter—if you treat strangers and loved ones that well, I’d love to see how you’d treat the person sitting next to you at TGI Friday’s demanding they ‘bring out Saturday too.’
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Film-brain in Coolsville. Once bought sarsaparilla by mistake and tweeted through it. Games, movies, podcasts, and the occasional sponsored post.– @lochiedoesstuff
Your signature cocktail
The Fortnightly Fallout Fizz
Smoky mezcal stands in for their love of post-apocalyptic vibes and Fallout ephemera, nodding to posts like “this is one of the clips that plays in the intro to fallout 1 that illustrates just how far our timeline has diverged from the stories”. The sarsaparilla reduction with a Pepsi twist references their snack and soda misadventures like “accidentally bought a 4 pack of sarsaparilla instead of ginger beer I think this is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever” and “new types of Pepsi 2026 Reddit”. Pineapple juice brings the chaotic vacation/bar energy of “At tgi Friday's telling them to bring out Saturday too” and “if you get to the Qantas lounge and you're less than 5 drinks deep they won't let you on the flight”. A dash of bitters captures their sardonic gamer-commentary edge from posts like “Ubisoft will do fucking anything but make a new splinter cell game” and “darkwing duck and fucking gargoyles fortnite? we're doing ready player one guys that shit sucked”. Finally, soda water adds the effervescent, hyper-online goofiness you see in bits like “Pina Colada? Yeah, I got collotta pinis!” and their extremely normal Fortnite enthusiasm in “I'm tired of everyone being dismissive of fortnite its an immersive experience that is truly worthy of the metaverse title”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their defining traits are wit, playful analysis, and a tendency to turn every experience into a clever observation, all strong Ravenclaw indicators. They constantly reframe games and media with humorous meta-commentary, like describing Fortnite as “an immersive experience that is truly worthy of the metaverse title” while posting an absurd image in “I'm tired of everyone being dismissive of fortnite its an immersive experience that is truly worthy of the metaverse title” and joking about cinematic universes with “Tom Cruise coming out of a Dr Strange portal, Into the Mummy verse”. Their humor is often conceptual and referential rather than just reactive, as in the mock-philosophical “time is a flat circle” or the deadpan media critique in “this is one of the clips that plays in the intro to fallout 1 that illustrates just how far our timeline has diverged from the stories”. They show a nerdy love of systems and media deep-dives—enthusing about Death Stranding in “god Death Stranding is such a fucking cool game” and analyzing show structure in “Easily one of the best episodes of the year, it's incredible how in depth they are willing to go into the sneezatorium”—which fits Ravenclaw’s curiosity and appreciation for intricate ideas. Even when they posture as chaotic, like in “Computer show me Faye Valentine Overwatch SFM, and make it snappy, I've got a 9am meeting”, the joke depends on knowing specific fandoms and formats, again highlighting knowledge-based, referential humor. Overall, the blend of media literacy, system-nerd enthusiasm, and consistently clever wordplay points most strongly to Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Buddy Holly - Weezer
A fitting song for Lochie is “Buddy Holly” by Weezer, which captures a blend of nerdy confidence, self-aware humor, and pop-culture-soaked life. Lochie constantly riffs on games and genre media with a playful, slightly ironic sincerity, like when they say “I caved and bought battlefield 6, I just love war too much 😔” and “Holy fuck Death Stranding 2 is incredible”. The song’s theme of feeling a bit out of step with the world but still having fun with your niche resonates with posts like “Cool thing about me is that all the stuff I do is like, the baseline normal for everyone else :)”. Their mix of self-deprecating social observations and heartfelt enthusiasm for weird little interests, such as “Now that I'm well and truly out of state, the mysterious, handsome, stranger wreaking havoc among the bottom 2 of a Digimon tournament last weekend was in fact, me.”, lines up with the song’s dorky-but-proud tone. Like Buddy Holly, Lochie’s timeline feels like a fun, slightly chaotic alt-dude anthem where being a pop-culture nerd is central to their identity rather than something to hide.
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