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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential mischievous teen who constantly seeks attention, pulls pranks, and acts impulsively, much like @LockedxKoolaid’s online persona. Tweets like "Can’t believe I developed a gambling addiction in less than a month bro I’ve lost over 600$ 😭" show reckless behavior and lack of foresight, reminiscent of Bart’s frequent troublemaking. The user’s self‑deprecating humor – e.g., "i wanna blow my shit smooth off so bad" and "Son I look so much like a twink in this fawking suit please shoot me now" – mirrors Bart’s sarcastic, over‑the‑top jokes. Their constant craving for validation and being "Not a troll 🧌" while still posting memes reflects Bart’s love of being the class clown and pushing boundaries. Additionally, the frequent use of slang and pop‑culture references, such as "New slang idea: Ass = Lamar Jackson," aligns with Bart’s modern, edgy language. Overall, the blend of impulsivity, humor, and teenage insecurity makes Bart Simpson the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is highly outward‑focused, constantly seeking interaction and using emojis, e.g., "Can someone add me to a gc 💔" and "Thinking of making a Saints group chat who’s down?" indicating Extraversion. They concentrate on concrete, present‑moment details such as betting amounts and game outcomes: "lost over $600", "I turned 5 bucks to 70$", and "How Cincinnati plays after I bet their ML" which points to Sensing. Their decisions are driven by personal feelings and values, shown by emotional statements like "some days i feel so lonely i could die" and "I need a woman to whip me into shape", as well as strong opinions like "Lamar and Stroud Hater," reflecting a Feeling preference. The overall tone is spontaneous and flexible, with impulsive actions and last‑minute plans, e.g., "Can’t believe I developed a gambling addiction in less than a month" and "What do I do tomorrow when I see her in class?", suggesting Perceiving. Together these traits align best with the ESFP personality type.

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18‑year‑old NFL fan & meme curator. Founder of Shough FC. Lost $600, turned $5 into $70 on a bet. Anime enthusiast. Coffee‑driven.– @LockedxKoolaid

Your signature cocktail
The Shook & Koolaid Slammer mixes bright blue Curaçao to echo the user’s love for Koolaid and the 'Shough + Koolaid FC 🔥' bio, while a shot of bourbon represents the gambling highs and lows like in the tweet 'Can’t believe I developed a gambling addiction in less than a month bro I’ve lost over 600$ 😭'. A splash of energy drink adds the hyper‑active hype of NFL betting and gaming, matching the excitement in 'LMFAOOO HE DRAINED A 3 SO I PUT 25$ ON HIM TO GET 15 PTS…'. The dash of hot sauce brings the fiery attitude of a 'Lamar and Stroud Hater 😡' and the bold slang 'Ass = Lamar Jackson'. The sweet‑spicy profile mirrors the user’s mix of self‑deprecating humor and intense fandom, like the quote 'some days i feel so lonely i could die'. Finally, a tiny football‑shaped candy garnish nods to the many football‑centric posts, making the cocktail as chaotic and colorful as @LockedxKoolaid’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows ambition and a desire for personal gain, such as bragging about turning $5 into $70 and asking "Can we lob me 39 for 2,600?" (tweet). They enjoy risk‑taking and gambling, as seen in "Can’t believe I developed a gambling addiction… I’ve lost over $600" (tweet). Their focus on status and control, like demanding "Make me the GM" or planning an anti‑Josh Allen graphic, aligns with Slytherin’s cunning and drive for power. While they occasionally express vulnerability, the dominant traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑promotion point to Slytherin.

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The user openly admits a fast‑growing gambling problem, saying "Can’t believe I developed a gambling addiction in less than a month bro I’ve lost over 600$ 😭", and also boasts about a brief win, "Didn’t cash 200$ but I turned 5 bucks to 70$". Their loneliness and self‑deprecation appear in lines like "some days i feel so lonely i could die" and "Shot my shot with a girl on my campus and she said that she would’ve said yes if I wasn’t short". "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers, with its refrain "You’ve got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away", mirrors both the highs and the hard‑earned caution the user’s tweets hint at. The song’s classic storytelling about a solitary gambler who learns the price of his habit fits the blend of sports‑betting obsession, personal insecurity, and the yearning for guidance that runs through the timeline. Its iconic status also matches the user’s desire for a recognizable anthem that captures their chaotic mix of excitement and regret.

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