Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses deep love for friends, like calling Madu her “porto seguro” in “de vez em quando pareço muito bicha falando da minha melhor amiga mas é que eu amo ela muito muito muito” and dedicating songs and posts to loved ones in “dedicando esta aki para a mais linda do mundo <3 te amo.”.
- Playful: Uses humorous, exaggerated language and memes, e.g. the absurdly long laugh in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK…” and joking about incentivizing kids to fight in “estou incentivando agressão entre crianças 😥”.
- Emotionally-open: Openly shares feelings, like crying over how much she loves Madu in “tô chorando que nem doida dnv eu amo tanto a madu tanto tanto tanto” and talking about feeling overwhelmed in “não consigo raciocinar.”.
- Loyal: Shows strong, enduring attachment to specific people, consistently talking about Maria Eduarda/Madu as central in her life in posts like “MARIA EDUARDAAAAAA” and imagining meeting/seeing her in “fico imaginando como vai ser qnd eu e a madu nos vermos pela primeira vez”.
- Enthusiastic: Displays intense excitement for music, games, and idols, such as screaming about LOONA in “LOONAAAAAAAAAA” and being thrilled about Handong returning in “A HANDONG TA VOLTANDO PRA CORIWKGKW”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about herself, like feeling unworthy and “um lixo” compared to someone she finds beautiful in “eu não me sinto bom pra ela cara eu sinto que sou um lixo tá ligado um bostão um comedor de merda mano”.
- Impulsive-language: Uses strong profanity and aggressive phrasing, e.g. “VOU ARREGAÇAR ESSES ARROMBADOS QUE TAVAM USANDO HACK NO AMONG” and insults in “FILHA DA PUTA FALANDO MAL DO MEU MAPA ASTRAL TO DE OLHO”.
- Health-neglect: Mentions multiple physical issues while joking through them, such as struggling to walk after exertion in “acho que não vou conseguir andar amanhã” and listing many untreated conditions in “quão saudável você é? Bronquite ✅ Anemia ✅ …”.
- Emotional-intensity: Experiences emotions very intensely, crying frequently and feeling overwhelmed, like “caralho q saco tô chorando que nem doida dnv” and being highly reactive to events in “eu vou chorar”.
- Crude-humor: Often uses graphic or crude jokes that could be off-putting, such as the explicit lyric-style tweet “chacoalha a xereca no meu macetin receba uma parte de miiiim socadona socadona socadona dona” and detailed bathroom talk in “surreal a mijada q eu dou sério fico um minuto só mijando”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is introspective, emotionally intense, and very attached to the people they love, much like Lisa with her friends and family, as seen when they gush about a friend: “caralho q saco tô chorando que nem doida dnv eu amo tanto a madu tanto tanto tanto parece tão surreal o fato de que a gente se conheceu 🙁 CARAS EU ABRACEI ELA…” and “de vez em quando pareço muito bicha falando da minha melhor amiga mas é que eu amo ela muito muito muito.”. They show a sensitive, self-reflective side and occasional insecurity, like Lisa does, in tweets such as “cara o problema é que ela é muito linda mano... eu sinto que sou um lixo tá ligado um bostão um comedor de merda mano”. At the same time, they’re witty, nerdy, and very online, talking about games and music (“enfim, agora posso voltar a minha programação de sexta feira nham nham vou jogar guitar hero e dps ver hxh dnv 🧐”, “escutar depeche mode me deixa feliz”), which matches Lisa’s intellectual and artsy interests updated to a modern, internet context. Their mix of strong opinions and moral streak—complaining about people who think the world revolves around them in “oxe ficam achando q o mundo gira ao redor delas” and joking about ethics around cheating in games in “usar hack no among us eh mto pau mole energy”—also echoes Lisa’s tendency to call things out. Overall, they come across as an emotional, thoughtful, somewhat dramatic but fundamentally kind person, which aligns more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic personalities of Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: many tweets describe staying home gaming or listening to music instead of going out, like planning a night with Guitar Hero and anime in “enfim, agora posso voltar a minha programação de sexta feira nham nham vou jogar guitar hero e dps ver hxh dnv 🧐”, and they talk a lot about a small circle of close friends (Gabriel, Madu, Maria Eduarda) rather than large social scenes. Their focus on feelings, aesthetics, and internal experiences over concrete facts suggests Intuition: they dramatize emotions and self-image in tweets like “cara o problema é que ela é muito linda mano [...] eu sinto que sou um lixo tá ligado um bostão um comedor de merda mano” and imagine alternate realities in “numa realidade alternativa eu estou casada com o ryan ross”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they gush about loved ones in “de vez em quando pareço muito bicha falando da minha melhor amiga mas é que eu amo ela muito muito muito. não tenho nem palavras pra descrever o quão bem essa garota me faz ):” and “caralho q saco tô chorando que nem doida dnv eu amo tanto a madu tanto tanto tanto parece tão surreal o fato de que a gente se conheceu 🙁”, prioritizing emotional bonds over logical analysis. Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous, playful, and flexible—Perceiving: they decide things on the fly, like “se minha perna estiver melhor vou sair pra correr amanhã .. preciso me exercitar” and impulsively changing music tastes in “eu um mês atrás falando mal de ghost e eu agora ouvindo toda hora 🕵️♂️”, with little evidence of structured long‑term planning. Combining I + N + F + P, their tweets best match an INFP profile: introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and somewhat chaotic but deeply loyal to the people they love.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said using hack on Among Us is ‘pau mole energy’… but if we played together I’d still be sus of you, because you clearly stole my heart without even venting.
- So, rock finally left your 1st place and you ‘turned kpoper’… how about I be your perfect hybrid: I’ll scream MCR with you, stream Dreamcatcher, and still be your bias in real life.
- You once tweeted you’d be a great mom—consider this my formal application to be the kid you spoil with pão com maionese, Guitar Hero nights, and hugs that make you cry like when you saw Madu.
- You said in another reality you’re married to Ryan Ross… plot twist: in this reality you’re just stuck with me yelling ‘killjoys, make some noise’ every time you come online.
- You listed half a medical record in that ‘quão saudável você é?’ tweet, but honestly, the only thing really wrong with you is that you’re not currently on a date with me. I can fix that one.
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Rock kid turned K‑pop convert, polyglot in progress. Once survived Rock in Rio on a 3-for-10 sandwich and sheer stubbornness. DMs for Guitar Hero co‑op.– @loeyweeb
Your signature cocktail
Killjoy Batgirl Highball
This drink is dark, loud, and a little chaotic—just like someone who tweets “killjoys, make some noise” and screams about K‑pop comebacks like “A HANDONG TA VOLTANDO PRA CORIWKGKW”. Blackberry vodka brings a moody, goth sweetness that fits a bat emoji location and the dramatic love confessions like “caralho q saco tô chorando que nem doida dnv eu amo tanto a madu tanto tanto tanto”. The espresso shot matches their hyper, sleep-deprived gamer energy—someone who will rage that using hacks in Among Us is “mto pau mole energy” and still stay up gaming. Cherry soda adds playful, teen-heart energy for the way they gush over friends in “ela é meu porto seguro e só tenho que agradecer por tudo que ela fez por mim.”. Lime juice gives a sharp, acidic bite for the sudden caps lock explosions like “FILHA DA PUTA FALANDO MAL DO MEU MAPA ASTRAL TO DE OLHO”. Finally, edible glitter on top is for the k‑pop stan sparkle—because someone who tweets “LOONAAAAAAAAAA” in all caps deserves a drink that looks as extra as they sound.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lau consistently centers loyalty and affection for friends, which is deeply Hufflepuff-coded. They gush about their best friend with almost reverent gratitude, saying things like “de vez em quando pareço muito bicha falando da minha melhor amiga mas é que eu amo ela muito muito muito. não tenho nem palavras pra descrever o quão bem essa garota me faz ): ela é meu porto seguro e só tenho que agradecer por tudo que ela fez por mim.” and dedicate songs or tweets to loved ones, as in “dedicando esta aki para a mais linda do mundo <3 te amo.”. They also show steady, almost domestic care and gentleness, like imagining themselves nurturing others in “acho que eu seria uma ótima mãe” and sending supportive messages such as “mandando mensagens de amor pro gabriel”. Even when joking aggressively (e.g. “VOU ARREGAÇAR ESSES ARROMBADOS QUE TAVAM USANDO HACK NO AMONG”), it comes from a strong sense of fairness and protecting a shared game experience, not ego. Their timeline shows some wit and fandom passion, but what dominates is devotion to friends, emotional reliability, and an unpretentious, caring nature—all classic Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures an emotional, chaotic, yet playful energy that matches their timeline. They reference MCR directly with posts like “killjoys, make some noise” and “ALL I WANTED WAS YOU”, signaling a strong emo/alt-rock identity. The song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed, dramatic, and a bit sarcastic aligns with tweets such as “caralho q saco tô chorando que nem doida dnv” and “não consigo raciocinar.”. At the same time, they balance angst with humor and self-awareness, like “eu pareço burra? não respondam.” and “usar hack no among us eh mto pau mole energy”, echoing the song’s sarcastic take on stress and youth culture. Their love for friends and intense emotions in posts like “eu amo tanto a madu tanto tanto tanto” fits the raw, messy heart-on-sleeve vibe that defines Teenagers and a lot of MCR’s work overall.
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