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Your Simpsons character
The account has Lisa Simpson’s mix of intelligence, introspection, and emotional heaviness. They talk about magical study and knowledge, noting he is “supposed to be incredibly intelligent” in magic and that “His magic is hindered only by his curse, without it he would be (and will eventually be) very powerful.” (“//Magic! And magical learning. He has a lot of knowledge…”), which parallels Lisa’s bookish, gifted nature. There’s persistent melancholy and existential weight, such as “Existence is misery I am going to end someone.” and “I hope when I wake, that my heart is not so heavy… Goodnight.”, much like Lisa’s frequent sadness and feeling misunderstood. At the same time, there is moral self-awareness and guilt, seen in “Apologies for my late attitudes and sadistic behaviours. Those will cease now… I wish you all well.”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to self-reflect and try to improve. Finally, their longing for connection and care—missing loved ones (“I miss Bo and Ari…”) and valuing caring company—fits Lisa’s deep need for emotional understanding and close bonds.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): much of their content centers on exhaustion, internal states, and withdrawing from others, like “Do not bother me.” and “I am leaving.”, plus frequent mentions of being tired and wanting to escape. They are clearly Intuitive (N), focusing on abstract themes—magic, curses, visions, identity, and fate—such as “Mmm How to determine which visions are real and which are fake.” and meta-lore commentary like “He has a lot of knowledge (even if I suck at portraying it)… his magic is hindered only by his curse…”. Their decision-making style skews Thinking (T): they use cutting, sardonic judgments and dark humor more than warmth, e.g. “There was a distinct lack of murder today. Perhaps tomorrow.” and “Entertain me with your death. Go.”, even when underlying feelings are intense. The Judging (J) preference shows in how they speak of plans, inevitability, and decisions—“I have decided. In a week I will fight him. And I will win.” and “I know tomorrow will be fine. Everything will be fine. But it still feels so… final.” reveal a structured, goal-oriented mindset. Overall, the combination of introspective detachment, heavy abstract focus on fate/magic/identity, sharp analytical tone wrapped in dark humor, and preference for decisive action strongly aligns with INTJ.

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Prince of Asgard, part‑time catastrophe manager. Studies curses, loves cats, occasionally heals people and gets jailed for it. Loki, at your peril.– @lokifriggasonn

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This drink starts with smoky Scotch and a whisper of absinthe for their dramatic, death-flirty menace and love of murdery theatrics, perfectly matching lines like “Mmmm Murder.”, “There was a distinct lack of murder today. Perhaps tomorrow.” and the ominous vow “Till death do we part… right?”. Blackcurrant liqueur brings a dark, almost royal sweetness, nodding to Prince of Asgard vibes and that theatrical, vampiric fashion energy in “he loves his frills and apparently looking like he’s supposed to be a vampire.” Cold brew coffee reflects their perpetual exhaustion and insomnia in “I still cannot sleep. If those hallucinations start again I swear to the Norns…” and “I am so tired… someone hit me with a bat.”, giving the cocktail a brooding, wired undercurrent. A rose and mint syrup adds softness and floral sweetness for the sentimental, devoted side of them who lights up talking about Sera and their relationship, from “I have discovered an iced cream that reminds me of my wife!! Joyous day!” to the quiet hope in “I hope when I wake, that my heart is not so heavy… Goodnight.” Finally, activated charcoal with silver shimmer turns the drink into a swirling, galaxy-dark potion that fits their magic, mutations and dramatic glitches like “I feel my magic returning to me… it is… a good feeling.” and the cursed text of “N̸̡̻̪̮̦̖̐̈́̈̏͋ơ̸̬̙̆̆͊͌́̔͝t̵͓̪̱̗̀̍͜͜͝ͅh̵̭̲̝͕͔̆̉̈́͑͂̀̋ȋ̶͎̹̻̜̹̗̏͊̑̍̂n̷̮̣̠̥̈́̍͌͋̄̒́͘g̶̨̻͙̼̭͙̯̟͍̲̑͊̓̾̀̌̈̽̔ l̴͉̮͖̮͔͙̓̋͐a̶̡̠͎̬̦̤̬͑̂̔̑͘s̵̤̤̯͊̈́́̋̍́̿t̴̨͎̯̤̲̤͇͇͐͆͆̒́̊͛͊s̷͓̋̇̀ f̶̡͓̝͕̻̰̤́̈́͌͜ǫ̷̳͉̗̭̃ṙ̴͕̺̉̓̑̚ͅë̷̯̪̱͚̊́̉̕v̷̧̙͉̺̦͙̼͓̺̎̑͌͌̈́͜ẹ̷̤̭͖̱̰̮̈́̇̏̌͂̀̔́̆̓r̷̢͉̰͖̦̞̩͍̰̲̓̍̓͑͘͘.”

Your Hogwarts House
Their core traits point strongly to Slytherin: they are ambitious, vengeful, and driven by self‑preservation. They openly talk about violence and calculated harm, e.g. asking “How do I kill my ex without making it obvious it was me.” and demanding “Entertain me with your death. Go.”, which fits Slytherin’s darker edge and willingness to use underhanded means. They seek power and forbidden knowledge, seen in “Where is the Darkhold.” and their fascination with their own growing magic: “I feel my magic returning to me… it is… a good feeling.”. They are also intensely strategic and image‑aware, plotting confrontations like “I have decided. In a week I will fight him. And I will win.” and using masks and performance to manipulate: “his entire thing is putting on masks and performances.”. While they clearly love and are loyal to a few people (e.g. their wife Sera and mentions of Bo and Ari), that fierce, selective loyalty over broad kindness is also characteristic of Slytherin rather than Hufflepuff.

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Halsey’s control fits their volatile mix of self‑loathing, divinity, and barely contained violence. They openly flirt with destructive urges, from “Entertain me with your death. Go.” and “Mmmm Murder.” to “How do I kill my ex without making it obvious it was me.”, mirroring the song’s themes of being a danger to others. At the same time, there’s deep exhaustion and instability in lines like “Existence is misery I am going to end someone.”, “I feel so…. Ill. ”, and “I require a ‘lobotomy’ I have heard many things about it.”, echoing the song’s depiction of an inner monster they’re barely managing. Their identity as a cursed, immensely powerful magic user—“His magic is hindered only by his curse, without it he would be (and will eventually be) very powerful.”—aligns with the track’s godlike, terrifying self‑image. Finally, their hints of regret and desire for peace, such as “I hope when I wake, that my heart is not so heavy…” and “Apologies for my late attitudes and sadistic behaviours. Those will cease now…”, underscore the song’s tension between wanting control and wanting to be free from the darkness inside.

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