Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about work stress and kindness from customers, e.g. “aujourd'hui un client m'a fait pleurer et après j'ai eu la cliente la plus adorable du monde…”.
- Socially engaged: Talks with artists and participates in fandoms, e.g. “parler à un de mes artistes prefs sur twitter” and references to Link Click and ASLFUA.
- Humorous observant: Uses humor to comment on everyday situations, like misreading a bottle “in shape of a ‘chatte’” as a cat in “ma coloc qui me raconte qu'elle a reçu une bouteille d'alcool en forme de 'chatte'...”.
- Politically aware: Expresses clear political and media criticism, e.g. “je pense sincèrement que tous les gens qui votent RN sont juste des psychotiques en liberté dont leur paranoia est nourrie par cnews”.
- Creatively driven: Draws and opens an art account, and applies for a fanzine, e.g. “du coup j'ai enfin fait un art account 🤸🏻” and “après mes exams, j'vais candidater pour participer au fanzine d'ASLFUA...”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly judgmental: Uses very strong language toward groups and individuals, e.g. “je pense sincèrement que tous les gens qui votent RN sont juste des psychotiques en liberté” and “ton vieux daron là… vieux crouton‼️”.
- Conflict oriented: Frequent mentions of disputes and tension with others, e.g. “une bonne dispute entre colocs.... ça m'avait manqué (non)” and issues with a “bully” at work in “moi quand la bully du taff me parle…”.
- Stress overwhelmed: Work, money, and admin situations seem to heavily affect mood, e.g. “un client m'a fait pleurer”, commissions opened due to low income in “j'ouvre mes commissions vu que j'ai quasi pas de shift ce mois ci…”, and confusion over medical billing in “quand on me facture 40€ pour des analyses que j'ai jamais faites…”.
- Coarse language: Regularly uses vulgar or abrasive wording, e.g. “les 30€ de frais de douane qui vont m'enculer” and “ma coloc qui chie dans un saladier smh”.
- Online negativity: Timeline leans heavily toward complaints and rants, e.g. “je hais les bourgeois omfg” and repeated frustrations with coworkers, customers, and fandom communities.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: opinionated, politically aware, a bit overburdened, but also deeply creative and sensitive. Like Lisa, they mix sharp social takes with empathy, calling out politics and media in tweets like “je pense sincèrement que tous les gens qui votent RN sont juste des psychotiques en liberté dont leur paranoia est nourrie par cnews” and “les vrais journalistes se font tuer 🫨🫨🫨 nathalie reprends toi un peu”. Their artistic and fandom side — opening art commissions in “du coup j'ouvre mes commissions vu que j'ai quasi pas de shift ce mois ci…” and getting excited about participating in a fanzine in “après mes exams, j'vais candidater pour participer au fanzine d'ASLFUA.......... qui sait si je vais être pris!!” — mirrors Lisa’s creative passions. They also show emotional vulnerability and compassion, like when they talk about crying at work but appreciating a kind customer in “aujourd'hui un client m'a fait pleurer et après j'ai eu la cliente la plus adorable du monde…”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel things deeply. Finally, their slightly chaotic, self-aware humor about life, work, and roommates in tweets like “ma coloc qui se plaint qu'elle a froid et qu'elle veut mettre le chauffage smh” lines up with how Lisa navigates dysfunction around her with wit and exasperation.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about fatigue with work, exams and online drama but rarely about large friend groups or parties; their tweets feel like venting into the void rather than performing for a big audience, e.g. “aujourd'hui un client m'a fait pleurer…” and “j'ai dessiné la diva de mon enfance voilà c'est #posted sur mon compte qui est visiblement invisible sur twt”. They favor Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: they reference fiction and symbolism (Link Click, The Summer Hikaru Died, ASLFUA, “green of milk… green of water…”) and slip into metaphorical / associative language like “la villa des coeurs brisés..... reviendra t elle un jour........” rather than sticking to literal description. Their values-driven, empathy-focused tone suggests Feeling (F): they fiercely defend workers and minorities, e.g. “les seuls qui me souhaitent bon courage sont ceux qui bossent/ont bossé dans la vente… c'est de la compassion vieux crouton‼️” and “je pense sincèrement que tous les gens qui votent RN sont juste des psychotiques en liberté dont leur paranoia est nourrie par cnews”, emphasizing moral outrage and emotional experience more than detached logic. Their life appears somewhat unstructured and reactive, pointing to Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and improvise (“mettre mon réveil en retard en préparant un mensonge type 'il y a eu des soucis de tram' chaque lundi pour pas commencer à 8h (oui)”) and open commissions out of financial necessity rather than a long-term plan (“j'ouvre mes commissions vu que j'ai quasi pas de shift ce mois ci et que je vais devoir vivre avec 200 balles”). The combination of introspective venting, strong personal values, creative interests (art account, fanzine, fanworks), and flexible, slightly chaotic daily structure best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, ‘mitsumi croque dans le burger’ and it tastes like Link Click and unripe apples… if we go on a date, can I be the side dish you overanalyze like one of your ASLFUA panels?
- You opening commissions because you’re stuck with 200€ next month is wild, because honestly I’d commission you just to draw us arguing like your chaotic coloc tweets… except ours ends in a make‑up kiss, not a slammed door.
- You’re out here missing your coloc like a tragic villa des cœurs brisés arc, recognizing Nantes by its dalles, and crying at work over awful clients — I don’t wanna be funny, I just wanna be the soft customer who tells you it’s okay to cry and then takes you out for fries after your shift.
- You said all the RN voters are psychotics fueled by CNews; as a non‑psychotic who only gets paranoid about customs fees on merch and ASLFUA fanzine results, I think that statistically makes me your safest place, right?
- You pixelate your feet for Vinted, fight with bullies at work, drag bouffonna bourgeois, and still have the energy to draw ‘guys’ and scream KONO MAMA KIMI WO TSURETE YUKU — if I shoot my shot, will you carefully, carefully, carefully sketch us into your timeline too?
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Your new Twitter bio
Student, cashier & illustrator. Once pixelated my feet on Vinted, now I just draw guys and cry over Link Click & ASLFUA between shifts.– @lol69578467
Your signature cocktail
The Mitsumi Link Click Fizz™
Calvados stands in for the "La Pomme pas Mûrie" chaos energy from their bio, echoing the surreal line about taste in “quand le mitsumi croque dans le burger et que ça goûte le Clique du Lien et La Pomme pas Mûrie”. Matcha syrup colors it green for their comfort series and soft-nerd vibe, nodding to “link click................” and the general anime/fandom tone. Dry vermouth adds a slightly bitter, grown-up edge for their political and social rants like “je pense sincèrement que tous les gens qui votent RN sont juste des psychotiques en liberté dont leur paranoia est nourrie par cnews”. Sparkling water keeps it light and a bit silly, matching their boisterous, over-sharing roommate stories such as “ma coloc qui chie dans un saladier smh”. A dash of grapefruit bitters captures the mix of burnout and resilience in retail and life, like crying at work yet finding kindness in “aujourd'hui un client m'a fait pleurer et après j'ai eu la cliente la plus adorable du monde...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a mix of kindness, emotional openness, and work ethic that aligns most with Hufflepuff. Their compassion is very explicit when they talk about a supportive customer at work: “aujourd'hui un client m'a fait pleurer et après j'ai eu la cliente la plus adorable du monde qui m'a dit que c'était sain de pleurer quand j'en avais besoin alors que je lui tendais ses oignons, en étant en sanglot. vraiment un amour”, and the way they tell the story highlights how much they value empathy. Their tweets about their job show that they’re used to grinding through difficult customer-facing work and recognize solidarity with others in similar jobs: “les seuls qui me souhaitent bon courage sont ceux qui bossent/ont bossé dans la vente et qui savent que c'est pas facile. c'est de la compassion vieux crouton‼️”, which fits Hufflepuff’s respect for hard work and fairness. They also emphasize emotional bonds and domestic life with their roommate, even when conflicted: “missing coloc...... pleurs... cris... la villa des coeurs brisés..... reviendra t elle un jour........ porte claquée....... where is she now......... des questions. sans réponse. jusqu'à la prochaine dispute.” and joke about disputes while clearly still being attached: “une bonne dispute entre colocs.... ça m'avait manqué (non)”. Their tone is warm, self-deprecating, and people-oriented even in rants, and they frame their account as supportive space, as in “ici c'est safe place ❤️”, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. While they do show some political conviction and sharp criticism (which could hint at Gryffindor or Slytherin), the dominant throughline is loyalty, care for others, and endurance in everyday life, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
A well‑fitting song for them is “thank u, next” because so many of their tweets are about processing messy situations and still moving forward with a kind of humorous self‑awareness. They deal with stressful jobs and difficult customers but still find sweetness in small moments, like the client who comforted them while they were crying at work: “aujourd'hui un client m'a fait pleurer et après j'ai eu la cliente la plus adorable du monde…”. They navigate drama with their roommate with a mix of affection and exasperation, from “une bonne dispute entre colocs.... ça m'avait manqué (non)” to missing her later: “missing coloc...... pleurs... cris... la villa des coeurs brisés..... reviendra t elle un jour........”. There’s also that resilient, slightly chaotic humor in how they handle financial stress and hustling for art commissions: “du coup j'ouvre mes commissions vu que j'ai quasi pas de shift ce mois ci et que je vais devoir vivre avec 200 balles seulement le mois prochain xP”. Like the song, their timeline reads as someone constantly saying "next" to bullshit—be it bigots, bad studios using AI, or workplace bullies—while still caring deeply about art, fandoms, and the people who treat them right.
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