Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Linguistic Observation: Notices nuances in “regional accents” and the “appropriation of terms” across political lines.
- Historical Knowledge: Correctly identifies that “William F. Buckley endorsed Pat Buchanan” to counter modern political misconceptions.
- Skeptical Eye: Maintains a critical stance toward “AI slop” and “fake quotes” circulating online.
- Pop Culture Consistency: Displays long-term loyalty to interests, having “liked Cyberpunk 2077 since its release” despite initial backlash.
- Political Independence: Critiques his own side, noting how “the right have gone insane” and calling out “magatard” logic.
Weaknesses:
- Xenophobic Rhetoric: Frequently uses dehumanizing language, such as calling for the “deportation of all Moslems” and disparaging Indians.
- Violent Hyperbole: Resorts to extreme aggression, proposing to “nuke LA into the Stone Age” or “kill all anime pfps.”
- Physiognomy Obsession: Judges individuals based on physical appearance, citing “disturbing physiognomy” and “dysgenic” traits.
- Social Alienation: Admits to an arrogant worldview where he is “right about literally everything” and everyone else is delusional.
- Casual Bigotry: Uses racial slurs like the “N-word” and promotes derogatory concepts like “Goycattle.”
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
This user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: hyper-online, extremely opinionated, and constantly delivering caustic, know-it-all commentary on everything and everyone. Like Comic Book Guy’s “Worst. Episode. Ever.” shtick, they fire off sweeping dismissals such as “I’m right about literally everything and everyone else is delusional” and contemptuous takes like “I find hilarious how Nick Fuentes’ entire audience are lobotomized chimpanzees”. They have a very online culture-war fixation, evident in lines like “Leftists trying to co opt white nationalist lingo is cringe and doesn’t work” and “Being antisemitic is the new safe edgy”, which mirrors Comic Book Guy’s obsession with ideological purity and subcultural in-jokes. The smug superiority and aggressive nitpicking—e.g., “Thinking New England is gerrymandered is really the litmus test for whether a magatard is retarded” and “Niggas are citing Nick Fuentes like he’s a philosopher😭”—also fit his condescending, pedantic persona. Even their pop-culture and internet-fatigue posts, like “I have ai slop fatigue” and “I’ve liked Cyberpunk 2077 since its release. Recently people have started embracing it which is bizarre considering the reaction at launch”, resemble Comic Book Guy’s gatekeeping and jaded fan behavior.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user demonstrates Introversion through a detached, observational stance and a distaste for performative social displays, such as calling consumption-based protests “incredibly vain and indolent”. Their Intuition is highlighted by a focus on systemic patterns and linguistic evolutions, noted when they observe how right-wingers “now use the term ‘Global South’ as pejorative”. A strong Thinking preference is evident in their blunt, often abrasive logic and rejection of emotional appeals, exemplified by their criticism of the GOP for using “vague emotional appeals to 9/11”. Finally, their Judging trait manifests in a need for intellectual consistency and a dismissive attitude toward those they perceive as disorganized or nonsensical, stating they have “never seen a post from this guy that isn’t incessant nonsensical rambling”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Australian accent? Because you’re the only one I want to hear from one side of the continent to the other.
- I promise I’m not just 'larping'—my devotion to you is more authentic than a 19th-century British immigrant in Canada.
- Forget the street scammers and the escalators; the only thing in America I’m currently stuck on is you.
- Are you a Cyberpunk 2077 launch? Because even when everyone else was hating, I knew you were something special from day one.
- I’d definitely vote 'yes' on your poll, but only if you give me the option to see the results of us grabbing a drink together.
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Political commentator and analyst interested in North American demographics and cultural linguistics. Once missed a flight because I was arguing about escalators.– @lolberthater
Your signature cocktail
The Content Contained-and-Chuddy
This drink is strong and confrontational, designed for someone who claims “I’m right about literally everything and everyone else is delusional”. The Bourbon provides a classic base for a user who despises “modern American values”, while the bitter Arak notes reflect their specific disdain for “Persianoids”. The Canadian water provides a 'generic' filler for someone fascinated by “Canadians have a generic accent”, served in a glass chilled enough to kill an “anime pfp”. It’s an acquired taste, best enjoyed while complaining that “Chud was a better term when it hadn’t broken containment yet”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a classic Slytherin preoccupation with lineage, hierarchy, and the preservation of ingroup identity, frequently using exclusionary language to determine who belongs. They exhibit a sharp, cynical resourcefulness in dismantling the arguments of others, such as when they critique the “appropriation of terms by the other side” or dismiss the validity of “American Orthodox converts” as mere LARPing. Their ambition is rooted in a desire for a curated social order, evidenced by their extreme suggestion to “nuke LA into the Stone Age” to purge perceived degeneracy. Furthermore, their pride and self-assuredness are absolute, explicitly stating, “I’m right about literally everything and everyone else is delusional.”
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Your song
Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
The user exhibits a cynical, world-weary persona that is intensely critical of modern political movements and social trends, echoing the song's themes of power and shifting control. They display a high level of self-assurance, claiming “I’m right about literally everything and everyone else is delusional”, while simultaneously expressing deep frustration with the current state of global affairs. Their frequent commentary on the “insanity” of the right and left, such as noting how “The right have gone insane”, suggests a desire for a different social order. Ultimately, their constant critique of public figures and global demographics, including the wish for Trump to “cut the subcontinent off the internet”, reflects the song’s focus on the restless human desire for influence and the chaotic nature of the 'great design.'
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