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Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy is a cynical, hyper‑critical pop‑culture nerd who constantly rails against things he dislikes, just like @lolclownfish’s frequent angry tirades such as 'This person hasn’t played Baldurs Gate 3 … a complete fucking retard' and 'Riot really took 4 of my most played AD‑Cs and said GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF'. He boasts about his own achievements ('I have my OWN lab and my OWN office') while also obsessing over niche hobbies—metal music ('I was in a metal band…') and gaming ('520LP Peaker (ADC)'). His tech‑savvy, privacy‑concerned tweet 'Don’t be fooled … every single thing about you is already out there' mirrors Comic Book Guy’s constant commentary on media and technology. Like the Comic Book Guy’s famous 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' catch‑phrase, this user repeatedly labels things as 'the worst' or 'the most annoying' (e.g., 'What are we saying' and 'Hot take: releasing AI … was the failure'). The combination of snark, self‑promotion, and obsessive fandom makes Comic Book Guy the best Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly addresses a broad audience and shares spontaneous updates, e.g., "Guys below diamond on twitter dunking on women that are multiple tiers above them:" showing an extroverted, outward‑focused style. They often describe concrete, present‑moment details such as "First house viewing done, they have a mirror in the living room … 3 bed 2 bath house $1000/ month," indicating a sensing preference. Their tweets are driven by strong personal feelings and moral judgments, for example "I think I'm mentally ill" and "I completely understand people's disagreement with the United State's capitalist hellscape… Let's not normalize stealing," reflecting a feeling orientation. The timeline is a rapid stream of varied, impulsive posts like "Good meowning" and "Ur all sluts," showing a flexible, perceiving approach rather than structured planning.

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Engineer & ADC main. Metalhead, film & anime fan. Nicknamed 'Nemo' after a skateboarding arm break. Gaming, tech & house-hunting enthusiast.– @lolclownfish

Your signature cocktail
The smoky mezcal in the base captures @lolclownfish’s metalhead side, echoing the tweet "Sound of Metal is one of the best movies ever made". The bright blue Curaçao reflects the clownfish moniker and the playful "Meow :3" vibe, while the orange bitters add a splash of orange, the colour of a clownfish’s fin. A squeeze of fresh lime gives the drink the sharp, in‑your‑face attitude of tweets like "This person hasn’t played Baldurs Gate 3 and also happens to be a complete fucking retard". The splash of Red Bull (energy drink) mirrors the high‑octane gaming energy they brag about when they say "Haven’t played league in 4 weeks, life is good" and "Top 3 feelings in life: Peeing with a full bladder, Winning a 40+ minute summoners rift game that's competitive, Seeing your crush pop up in your messages". Together these layers form a chaotic, neon‑bright, metal‑tinged cocktail that feels like a "Peaker" hitting a game‑winning pentakill.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal advancement and status, as seen in 'For the first time in my career I have my OWN lab and my OWN office. I am top dog at this plant. I have achieved ascension.' They also express a desire to control or influence others, e.g., 'My LoL season 16 wishlist: Drew Levin fired, Phreak fired, August promoted to supreme overlord of Riot games, Aphelios buffs.' This ambition and self‑promotion aligns with Slytherin values. Additionally, frequent aggressive and self‑serving remarks such as 'Ur all sluts' and 'I think an FJ is the next car on my list to buy' reflect a cunning, self‑preserving attitude typical of Slytherin. The lack of consistent loyalty, intellectual curiosity, or noble bravery points away from Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Gryffindor.

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The track "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit captures @lolclownfish’s constant frustration and aggression, as they often vent in tweets like "I’m in a horrible mood today so fuck yall" and "Ur all sluts". The song’s chorus about "It’s just one of those days when you feel like you don’t want to wake up" mirrors their self‑described mental turmoil ("I think I’m mentally ill"). Their anti‑authority rage, especially toward Riot ("Riot really took 4 of my most played adcs and said GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF"), aligns with the song’s rebellious, cathartic energy. As a self‑declared "Metalhead" who even praises heavy‑metal culture ("Sound of Metal is one of the best movies ever made"), a nu‑metal anthem like "Break Stuff" feels like a perfect soundtrack to their chaotic online persona.

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