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Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebel who constantly pushes boundaries and seeks attention, much like lolizmeow’s chaotic and provocative tweeting style. The user’s frequent statements such as “i don’t gaf it’s fiction” and “I’m getting ATTENTION 🥹🥹” echo Bart’s disdain for authority and his craving for the spotlight. Their obsessive focus on niche “ships” and intense emotional reactions (“i feel like the worst kind of looser when I get mad at seeing different t/b dynamic for my favourite ships…”) parallel Bart’s habit of getting worked up over trivial matters and causing drama. The self‑declaration of depression (“just got diagnosed with depression hi”) mirrors moments when Bart feels misunderstood or down, while the Halloween sleepover tweet reflects Bart’s love for Halloween mischief. Overall, Bart’s impulsive, attention‑seeking, and boundary‑testing personality aligns closely with the user’s online persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their introverted style is evident in statements like 'just got diagnosed with depression hi' and 'I’m so inactive stop hm hmm adult sae edging shota rin…', showing a focus on internal feelings rather than external social engagement. They display strong intuition, constantly imagining elaborate scenarios such as 'i think ik one more way' and 'i just thought of this alpha shota x his omega dad…', indicating a preference for abstract, future‑oriented thinking. Their decision‑making is driven by personal emotions, as seen in 'i love scrolling through the comment sections … getting absolutely mad every time I see a ship i like 💔💔' and the expression of depression, reflecting a feeling orientation. Their posting pattern is spontaneous and unstructured, exemplified by 'did not update my tcoaal countdown for a long time but it’s like 5 days till I buy tcoaal rn I’m so excited' and 'I can fb again', which aligns with a perceiving (P) preference. Overall, the combination of introversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving points to an INFP personality type.

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Anime & ship enthusiast 🎭 | Chronic retweeter (once tried 12 times in a row) | Saerin fan & plushie collector | Sharing the fandom love– @lolizmeow

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The Saerin Sweet Sin captures the bright, candy‑colored surface of their love for cute emojis and cherry motifs ("CHERRI CHAMCHAM IS BACK") while hiding a bitter, licorice‑dark core that reflects their obsession with twisted ship fantasies ("i unironically read saerin rape to calm myself down like two days ago"). The pink raspberry vodka and cherry liqueur give the drink a sugary, playful sparkle, echoing their constant retweeting and emoji combos ("I'm a chronic retweeter 💔" and "added emoji combos to my location i love them 🥹🥹"). A dash of black licorice bitters and a splash of jalapeño syrup adds the unexpected heat and darkness that mirrors their frequent references to shota and kink ("i need catboy shota kaiser tied up nacked crying under my Christmas tree this year"). Finally, edible glitter floats on top, like the glittering hearts and emojis that decorate their tweets, making the drink as chaotic and eye‑catching as their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently shows a willingness to ignore moral boundaries for personal gratification, as seen in tweets like "i don't gaf it's fiction" and "i love scrolling through the comment sections of videos like this getting absolutely mad every time I see a ship i like 💔💔". They actively seek attention and validation, proclaiming "I'm getting ATTENTION 🥹🥹" and repeatedly posting sensational, taboo content to stand out. This self‑serving focus on personal desire and the boldness to flaunt socially unacceptable topics reflects the Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and a disregard for conventional ethics. Their repeated emphasis on being a "chronic retweeter" and the need for recognition further underscores an ambitious, self‑promoting mindset. Overall, the pattern of seeking personal power and notoriety aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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The user frequently describes feeling like an outcast, saying "i feel like the worst kind of looser when I get mad at seeing different t/b dynamic for my favourite ships to what I prefer" and later noting "just got diagnosed with depression hi". The self‑deprecating tone and admission of being a "chronic retweeter" reflect the song’s line "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" and the feeling of not belonging. Their defiant stance on controversial shipping, as seen in "i don't gaf it's fiction" and "who even says saerin aren't fucking", mirrors the lyrics "I don't belong here" that capture their alienation from mainstream norms. Overall, the melancholy and self‑aware lyrics of Radiohead's "Creep" align with the user's expressed loneliness, depression, and outsider identity.

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