Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Proudly credits Li’s success in Paranordle to her own help with characters in “amo ver o li ganhando no paranordle pq tipo fui eu wue ensinei esses personagens pra ela!!!!”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses exaggeration and jokes about characters and situations, such as “acho que se pardal chamar a suellen de tia mais uma vez ela se mata” and “oxe insanidade awards”.
- Engaged fan: Actively consumes and reacts to fandom content, like “ja zerei todas as fic porteleiro ai” and excitement when the fic author follows them in “ue a autora da fic me seguiu?……….”.
- Expressive communicator: Uses caps, reactions, and short bursts to convey strong feelings, as in “EU NAO GOSTO DE ROTULOS MAS EU NAO SOU PASSIVO” and “VINTE e SETE?”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets show raw, unfiltered reactions and threats played as jokes, like “eu vou assassinar meu irmão”.
- Negative self‑expression: Uses strong language about stress or frustration, such as “eu perdi o cap intiero…” and the AO3 complaint in “gente o ao3 nao ta deixando eu postar o que ya acontecendo”.
- Harsh humor: Jokes can be aggressive toward close people, for example “acho que se pardal chamar a suellen de tia mais uma vez ela se mata”.
- Overinvested fandom: Strong emotional stakes in fic and ships appear in reactions like “nao precisava lembrar cara…” and “desde quando sao um casal”.
- Chaotic organization: Mentions losing a whole chapter in “eu perdi o cap intiero…” and struggling to revise with a ‘dyslexic’ group in “tentando revisar capitulo mas todo mundo do grupo é dislexico”, suggesting messy processes.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson best: chaotic, loud, and always turning everything into a joke or bit. They’re dramatic and a little menacing in a playful way, like when they say “eu vou assassinar meu irmão” and complain about “o caralho do namorado do meu irmao berrando”, which feels very ‘annoyed sibling Bart’ energy. Their timeline is full of over-the-top reactions and meme-y screaming, such as “EU NAO GOSTO DE ROTULOS MAS EU NAO SOU PASSIVO” and the all-caps chaos around fic drama and awards like “oxe insanidade awards”. At the same time, they’re creative and invested in fandom/fic culture, posting and promoting their work with tags like “#leiam”, which echoes Bart’s talent for elaborate schemes and projects. The mix of mischief, affection for friends/siblings, and constant joking lines up much more with Bart’s prankster persona than with the calmer or more responsible Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and expressive, often reacting loudly and dramatically to others and their environment, e.g. “tentando ler em paz e o caralho do namorado do meu irmao berrando” and the playful oversharing in “eu vou assassinar meu irmão”. Their interests and jokes are strongly Intuitive, centered on fandom narratives and imagined scenarios rather than concrete daily tasks, as seen in comments about fanfic universes like “TODO MUNDO (menos a melissa) RECEBENDO CONVITE PRA ESTUDAR NA UNIVERSIDADE DE AO3” and meta-fandom humor such as “oxe insanidade awards”. The tone is clearly Feeling-oriented: emotional reactions dominate, from dramatic empathy and angst about characters in “pardal ama todos os irmãos dele e ele vai perder todos no span de uma semana parabens li, PARABENS” to excited support like “amo ver o li ganhando no paranordle pq tipo fui eu wue ensinei esses personagens pra ela!!!!”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their tweets show spontaneity, chaos, and last‑minute reactions rather than structured planning, such as “eu perdi o cap intiero…” and the chaotic writing/posting struggles in “gente o ao3 nao ta deixando eu postar o que ya acontecendo”. Their playful, impulsive style with lots of exclamations, fandom hyperfixations, and emotional intensity best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re the ‘advogada oficial de todos os loiros de AOP’, do I need to bleach my hair first, or can you represent me pro bono just because I fell for you?
- AO3 might not be letting you post, but I volunteer as tribute to beta-read your chapters at 3 a.m. while your whole dyslexic group is in chaos.
- You taught Li the characters for Paranordle—any chance you can teach me how to win your heart, or is that a spoiler locked behind the next chapter?
- If Pardal is about to lose all his siblings in a week, I’m free to be the emotionally stable one in your life… or at least the one who brings snacks while you scream about updates.
- You’ve already ‘zeroed’ all the Porteleiro fics; how about we start a new one together—tagged friends to lovers, slow burn, and absolutely no passive label discourse unless it’s in the author’s notes.
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Your new Twitter bio
Law by day, AO3 architect by night. Counselor to doomed blondes, protector of fic spoilers, once lost a whole chapter and still hit ‘publish’.– @loloudlouise
Your signature cocktail
Hexatombe Highball do Santo Berço
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for that chaotic, loud, sleep-deprived writer energy who can tweet things like “tentando revisar capitulo mas todo mundo do grupo é dislexico” and still keep going. Red fruit syrup adds sweetness and drama, echoing the emotional AO3 universe of “#leiam” and being the self‑proclaimed “advogada oficial de todos os loiros de aop” in the bio. Sparkling guaraná soda brings hyperactive Brazilian chaos for moments like “TODO MUNDO (menos a melissa) RECEBENDO CONVITE PRA ESTUDAR NA UNIVERSIDADE DE AO3”. A dash of bitter amaro represents the unhinged angst of threats such as “eu vou assassinar meu irmão” and existential fic pain like “gente o ao3 nao ta deixando eu postar o que ya acontecendo”. Finally, the black sugar rim with chili flakes nods to the bat emoji and apocalyptic vibe of 🦇 —OPAPOCALIPSE, perfect for celebrating when “eles depois de ganhar o hexatombe (ignore o apocalipse)” still feel like protagonists at the end of the world.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows loud, impulsive, chaotic energy that fits Gryffindor best. They casually use dramatic, high-intensity language like “eu vou assassinar meu irmão” and “acho que se pardal chamar a suellen de tia mais uma vez ela se mata”, which signals a flair for exaggeration and emotional boldness. They seem unafraid to declare strong opinions about themselves, as in “EU NAO GOSTO DE ROTULOS MAS EU NAO SOU PASSIVO”, showing that they push back loudly against labels rather than quietly enduring them. The way they yell in all caps about fandom events, like “TODO MUNDO (menos a melissa) RECEBENDO CONVITE PRA ESTUDAR NA UNIVERSIDADE DE AO3”, reflects that typical Gryffindor tendency to turn everything into a passionate spectacle. Even their bio, calling themselves the “official lawyer of all the blondes of aop,” implies a self-appointed defender role, very in line with Gryffindor’s protective, champion-like self-image.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, with its chaotic, dramatic, and darkly humorous teenage energy. Their bio, “advogada oficial de todos os loiros de aop,” and constant AO3/fandom references show someone deeply embedded in fan culture and melodrama, much like the rebellious tone of the song. The way they yell in all caps in tweets like “EU NAO GOSTO DE ROTULOS MAS EU NAO SOU PASSIVO” and “eu vou assassinar meu irmão” echoes the song’s exaggerated angst and frustration. Their timeline is full of chaotic, apocalyptic humor, such as “eles depois de ganhar o hexatombe (ignore o apocalipse)” and the username “—OPAPOCALIPSE,” which matches the track’s manic, end-of-the-world teen panic vibe. Even their struggles with AO3 like “gente o ao3 nao ta deixando eu postar o que ya acontecendo” feel like the digital-age version of the rebellious, overwhelmed teenager the song is about.
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