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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Imaginative: Their constant creation and AU-thinking — from 'someday ill post the xynova backlog' to repeatedly sketching 'fursona' and asking 'how can i make this about xylimenthol and xyliberry' — shows a fertile creative mind.
- Community-minded: They engage deeply with fandom communities and contests, shown by 'me waiting for literally any crk update' and running voting graphics for favorites, which shows dedication to communal participation.
- Playful: Their humor and willingness to be silly — 'just ate expired pepperoni AMA' and 'i am just a little bug' — keep interactions light and relatable.
- Honest: They speak bluntly about tastes, problems, and preferences — 'i do not see the sex appeal of him' and 'i always get ambitious and controlling' — which makes them transparent and straightforward.
- Supportive: They show affection for favorite characters and friends, saying things like 'theyre just glad that my neuroticism is being directed in directions other than them LOL they are my #1 fan ... ily bro', indicating loyalty and encouragement.
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- Neurotic: They self-admit to channeling neurotic energy and anxiety, e.g., 'theyre just glad that my neuroticism is being directed in directions other than them', which can make interactions intense.
- Procrastination: Despite big ideas, they delay execution — 'i need to write xylimenthol so people see my vision but #lazy' — so projects often stall.
- Controlling streak: They confess they get 'ambitious and controlling' in group AUs, which can make collaboration fraught: 'i always get a wee bit jealous when i see people make those group au projects because i know id be insufferable if i was ever in one'.
- Drama-sucker: They admit to loving to be let into private beef and being a 'sucker for drama', which can pull them into exhausting social conflict: 'i love being let onto people's privs ... i am unfortunately a sucker for drama'.
- Overly self-critical: They frequently belittle themselves — 'i hope i'm not just a loser to you. but your favorite loser' — which might erode confidence and public perception of their work.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is a fandom-fluent, earnest, slightly awkward character who gets swept up in other people's worlds and drama, much like 'vermin' does in fandom contests and private muttering. Milhouse's loyalty, insecurity, and tendency to idolize or obsess over niche things mirrors tweets like 'i hope i'm not just a loser to you. but your favorite loser' and the user's admission of being a 'sucker for drama'. Both are endearingly awkward, love being part of groups even when it hurts, and broadcast their feelings loudly — a very Milhouse energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits because they are enthusiastically social within fandom circles, idea-driven, emotionally expressive, and flexible. Extraverted: they solicit followers and engagement ('please follow vro ill love you forever' and 'which one of you insects can i bribe into boosting my ass') and love being in private social groups ('i love being let onto people's privs'). Intuitive: they spin AUs, worldbuilding, and 'what-if' character takes constantly ('cue doodle attempt might also give the collective sona a shot'). Feeling: they care about emotional comfort and relationships in-character work ('menthol wouldn't be all that good at handling emotional needs, but he'd still try his best'), and they frequently voice their insecurities. Perceiving: they're spontaneous, admit to #lazy, and shift between obsessive bursts and procrastination ('i need to write xylimenthol... but #lazy', 'someday ill post the xynova backlog. Someday'). These tweets exemplify each function and the overall ENFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'call me vermin' — you already found the name of my crush; now can I move into the longan palace with you and be your favorite little bug?
- 'I will silently backread for half an hour and then forget all of it' — let me silently backread your art for half an hour and then forget all my plans for the rest of my life with you.
- 'If you were a cookie in CRK you'd be legendary — and I'd spend 400k just to get you on my team', referencing their sad 'stuck at 687 on longan's trial' energy.
- 'I like object shows mb' — want to be my object show? I promise to vote you the star prize, and maybe draw you if my bipolar allows.
- 'just ate expired pepperoni AMA' — call that a risky snack, but coming to your DMs is a risk I'm willing to take: can I be your favorite risky choice?'
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Your new Twitter bio
call me vermin (it/its) | longan dragon selfshipper • fandom creature & doodler • game nerd (level-creator vibes) • private-mutual addict, loud about cookie lore & AUs • affogato splitroject ☕️👁️– @longangato
Your signature cocktail
Affogato Vermin
Named for their bio 'affogato splitroject' and coffee emoji, 'Affogato Vermin' mixes bold espresso (late-night posting, gamer energy) with sweet gelato (soft selfshipper heart), plus a nutty amaretto note to echo the longan/dragon flavor. The crushed cookie garnish is a wink to their cookie fandom ('#crktwt', 'xylitol nova coojkie'), and the tiny gold dust reflects their love for small shiny fandom treasures and legendary pulls. It's playful, a little messy, and comforting—just like their tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits them for their loyalty, inclusiveness, and community focus. They repeatedly show devotion to fandoms and peers with tweets like 'me waiting for literally any crk update' and 'theyre just glad that my neuroticism is being directed... they are my #1 fan', which signals a steady, rooting affection. Their enjoyment of private mutuals and being welcomed into close circles ('please let me into your priv') reflects Hufflepuff's preference for homely, tight-knit bonds rather than grandstanding. They're also hardworking in their own way — drawing, designing, and participating in tournaments — even if they self-describe as lazy sometimes; Hufflepuffs are about loyalty and heart above all.
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Loser - Beck
The self-deprecating, slacker-flavored refrain of 'Loser' fits their recurring 'favorite loser' vibe ('i hope i'm not just a loser to you. but your favorite loser') and wry humor. The song's mix of ironic cool and vulnerable self-awareness matches their tone: dramatic, comedic, and earnest all at once when they tweet about fandom anxieties and small humiliations.
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