Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for My Chemical Romance and other media, e.g. concert excitement and setlist reactions like “QUE SETLIST DELICIOSAAAAAA” and “lembrei q vo no show do mcr n to bem”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable sharing strong feelings of joy, sadness, and anxiety, such as “as vezes eu esqueco q tenho depressao e ansiedade aí eu tenho uma crise e fico nossa eu tenho depressao e ansiedade” and “gente como que continua vivendo agora”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor to talk about struggles and daily life, like joking about studying with “estudando ingles☝️ ((escrevendo putaria e tacando no google quando nao lembro uma palavra” and cancer with “ia falar q n tive nada demais nos 16 mas aí lembrei q tive um câncer opss”.
- Affectionate caretaker: Shows care and warmth with family, e.g. “cuidando da minha priminha de 9 anos me sinto uma mother ja ensinei girias gays maquiei e fiz unha”.
- Creative reader: Deep engagement with fandom and fiction, asking for angst fics and praising writers, e.g. “queria ler uma fanfic bem angst bem tristezinha depressao dor e desespero” and “meio q amo vcs q escrevem durante o kinktober vcs tao fazendo a manutencao da sociedade atraves do ao3”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Frequent jokes or comments about death and self-harm, like “vo mi mata”, “vou me MTAR”, and “menos de 10 horas pra saber se eu me mat0 ou continuo vivendk”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Expresses intense emotional pain and self-directed negativity, e.g. “que vontade de comer meu próprio coração com farofa e cuscuz hmm nham nham” and “mds como pode doer tanto eh como se eu tivesse 12 anos de novo”.
- Volatile mood: Rapid swings between excitement and despair across tweets, such as going from happiness about nails in “fiz minhas unhas sou a pessoa mais feliz do mundo” to intense distress in “eu tava de boa fiz minha unha me senti uma gostosa aí eu vou e estrago a minha paz meu sossego a minha vida INFEEEEEEERNOOOOO”.
- Conflict-prone tone: Uses aggressive language toward others, e.g. “a vagabunda que ta falando da minha sobrancelha ô sua piranha do caralh” and mocking appearance in “fico impressionado com a feiura desse mano”.
- Avoidant coping: Tends to escape or wish to escape responsibilities or discomfort, like wanting cramps to skip church in “circulo de oracao pra eu ter colica amanha e nao ser obrigado a ir pra igreja” and dreading returning to college in “quwro ver meus amigos mas nao quero voltar pra faculdade”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-aware, bookish/online, and often overwhelmed but still very passionate. Like Lisa, they swing between sharp humor and heavy feelings, openly mentioning depression and anxiety in tweets like “as vezes eu esqueco q tenho depressao e ansiedade aí eu tenho uma crise e fico nossa eu tenho depressao e ansiedade” and “a depressao ta me pegando de jeito viado”. They’re very fandom/arts focused (MCR, BTS, AO3, fanfic, movies), which fits Lisa’s obsessive interests and tendency to deep-dive into niches, as seen in “cometi uma loucura em nome do my chemical romance” and “meio q amo vcs q escrevem durante o kinktober vcs tao fazendo a manutencao da sociedade atraves do ao3 mto obg”. There’s also a strong moral/emotional streak about politics and culture, like “estamos presenciando niveis de misoginia jamais vistos” and celebrating Brazilian achievements in “amo ser brasileiro mds amo dms amo q amo AAAAAAAAAA”. Finally, their mix of sarcasm, online-parassocial jokes, and longing for connection in tweets like “as vezes a gente tem que ser parassocial pra poder ser feliz” and “queria alguem pra conversar mas eh 2 da madrugada e nenhum amigo meu ta disponivel” strongly evokes Lisa’s mix of loneliness, intensity, and craving for understanding.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean slightly introverted: although very expressive online, most content revolves around solitary activities (watching shows, reading fanfic, listening to MCR, playing Roblox) and feeling misunderstood or lonely, like “queria alguem pra conversar mas eh 2 da madrugada e nenhum amigo meu ta disponivel” and repeated references to depression and anxiety such as “as vezes eu esqueco q tenho depressao e ansiedade aí eu tenho uma crise e fico nossa eu tenho depressao e ansiedade”. They clearly favor Intuition over Sensing: they dramatize feelings and possibilities instead of concrete facts, wanting “angst” and emotional narratives in fiction like “queria ler uma fanfic bem angst bem tristezinha depressao dor e desespero” and making hyperbolic, imaginative jokes about selling a finger for tickets in “se vender um dedinho ate dia 5 ate q da pra comprar”. Feeling dominates over Thinking; their decisions and reactions are driven by emotion, attachment to idols, and empathy rather than logic, shown in tweets like “as vezes a gente tem que ser parassocial pra poder ser feliz” and intense emotional highs over artists and Brazil such as “EU TO CHORANDO MEU DEUS EU TO TAO FELIZ QUE SURREAL EU TE AMO WAGNER MOURA É DO BRASIL”. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, characteristic of Perceiving: they joke about procrastination and chaos (“presa entre a depressao e o odio do jeito que o velanfaxina gosta”), changing plans on a whim (“eu menti vo ve so hj”), and impulsive ideas like “vontade de cortar e descolorir meu cabelo na pia do banheiro”. Altogether, the emotionally intense, imaginative, self-reflective, slightly reclusive yet expressive style aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re going to the MCR show and ‘passing through all the stages of grief’ when it ends, can I be the dramatic rebound you cling to during the acceptance arc?
- You said you study English by ‘writing smut and tossing it into Google’ — if you ever need a practice partner, I volunteer as grammar-checker, beta reader, and main character.
- You joked about selling a little finger to buy that MCR ticket, but honestly, with the way you tweet about Ray Toro’s curls and Gerard’s lives, I’m the one losing my head over you.
- You survived cancer at 16, deal with depression and anxiety, and still scream in all caps about Wagner Moura, BTS, and parassocial joy — I don’t want to flirt with you because of the jokes, I want to flirt with you because you’re still here and still this passionate.
- If ‘reading priest smut’ and ‘manifesting on Roblox’ are on your 2026 bingo card, I think destiny is telling us to light a little prayer candle together… and then sin immediately after.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 • Brazilian, they/she • Survived cancer, now survives setlists and fanfics • Balancing My Chemical Romance obsession with pretending to be an adult– @longedeigrejas
Your signature cocktail
Prison Era Panic (MCR Livewire)
This cocktail hits like the emotional whiplash of screaming about setlists and lives, wired and devastated at the same time, just like when they said “gente como que continua vivendo agora” and then immediately spiraled into “vou passar pelos estados do luto agr q o show acabou”. The double shot of dark rum is their heavy, dramatic side, the one that jokes about death and pain with tweets like “vo mi mata” and “presa entre a depressao e o odio do jeito que o velanfaxina gosta”. The red energy drink is pure hyperfan adrenaline, powering all-caps meltdown moments like “EU VOU FICAR LOUCA LOUCA” and the chaos of “VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU MINHA FILHA”. Blackberry liqueur adds dark sweetness for their soft, fanfic-reading, angst-loving heart in “queria ler uma fanfic bem angst bem tristezinha depressao dor e desespero” and the way they care for their priminha in “cuidando da minha priminha de 9 anos me sinto uma mother”. The sharp lime juice cuts through like their sarcasm and petty rage in “a vagabunda que ta falando da minha sobrancelha ô sua piranha do caralh” and “fico impressionado com a feiura desse mano”. Finally, edible silver glitter on top is the emo sparkle of My Chemical Romance + K‑pop obsession, shining through every time they say things like “cometi uma loucura em nome do my chemical romance” and panic over “menos de 10 horas pra saber se eu me mat0 ou continuo vivendk” about announcements and shows.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows intense emotional loyalty and attachment to the things and people they love. They gush about fandom creators doing “maintenance of society” through fic — “meio q amo vcs q escrevem durante o kinktober vcs tao fazendo a manutencao da sociedade atraves do ao3 mto obg” — and express a very Hufflepuff-like devotion to bands and media, such as repeatedly losing it over My Chemical Romance: “cometi uma loucura em nome do my chemical romance” and “vou passar pelos estados do luto agr q o show acabou”. They’re caring and nurturing with family, proudly describing looking after a younger cousin and teaching her nails and slang: “cuidando da minha priminha de 9 anos me sinto uma mother ja ensinei girias gays maquiei e fiz unha”. Even in joking self‑deprecation and mental health struggles, there’s a grounded, persevering tone — they talk about depression and anxiety without glamorizing it, e.g. “as vezes eu esqueco q tenho depressao e ansiedade aí eu tenho uma crise e fico nossa eu tenho depressao e ansiedade”. While they’re witty and creative enough for Ravenclaw and occasionally dramatic enough for Gryffindor, the dominant traits are loyalty, emotional warmth, and a down‑to‑earth, affectionate way of relating to others, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Given how central My Chemical Romance is to their life, a dramatic, emotional song like I'm Not Okay (I Promise) fits perfectly. They’re intensely parassocial and passionate about MCR, freaking out over shows and setlists: “cometi uma loucura em nome do my chemical romance” and “QUE SETLIST DELICIOSAAAAAA”. The song’s mix of angst and dark humor mirrors their own way of dealing with pain and depression, like “presa entre a depressao e o odio do jeito que o velanfaxina gosta” and “as vezes eu esqueco q tenho depressao e ansiedade aí eu tenho uma crise”. Their melodramatic reactions to fandom and life—“vou passar pelos estados do luto agr q o show acabou” and “mds como pode doer tanto eh como se eu tivesse 12 anos de novo”—echo the song’s adolescent heartbreak energy. Finally, despite the chaos, there’s a self-aware, slightly comedic edge in their tweets that matches the song’s over-the-top, theatrical emo vibe.
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