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The user's feed is a mash‑up of absurd, rebellious jokes, dark humor, and pop‑culture mash‑ups that echo Bart's signature mischief and sarcasm. Tweets like "A penguin is the penultimate shitbird, they stand on their excrement..." and "Waterboarding Santa" showcase the same off‑the‑wall, provocative humor Bart is known for. The political satire in "Hunter Biden is like the Leto Joker" and the random intellectual ramble "Continuing patterns, adjusting to nonpattern elements, propagation of momentum..." mirror Bart's habit of spouting unexpected, meme‑laden commentary. Their self‑declaration "I am funny" and frequent quoting of internet personalities (e.g., "Word thinking is what I'm doing @ScottAdamsSays") reinforce a teen‑aged, attention‑seeking persona that aligns perfectly with Bart Simpson's character.

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The user shows strong extraverted tendencies by frequently quoting other tweets and sharing images, e.g., "Black Hawk Down [picture] [quoted tweet]" and "Hunter Biden is like the Leto Joker [picture] [quoted tweet]", indicating a desire for external interaction. Their content is dominated by abstract, speculative ideas such as "phenomenon characterized by an existential rejection of the moment..." and "Maybe an explanation of the Tibetan idea of a rainbow body," reflecting a preference for intuition over concrete details. Analytical and logical processing is evident in posts like "I asked AI to boil down this essay into three sentences..." and critiques such as "always pathetic when metal bands use melody," showing a thinking orientation. Finally, the rapid, eclectic flow of topics—from caffeine withdrawal plans to random memes—exemplifies a perceiving, spontaneous lifestyle, as seen in "My new years project is not using caffeine all year..." and the myriad unrelated picture tweets.

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Meme curator, AI tinkerer, random thought junkie, coffee‑addict who once tried a year‑long caffeine detox and gulped 500 mg in a day.– @longshoremahn

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The "Mung Bean Jello Jolt" is a neon‑indigo cocktail that starts with a base of vodka and coffee liqueur, echoing longshoremahn’s caffeine‑obsessed rants like "My new years project is not using caffeine all year… I plan on cold turkey and greeting the new year having passed the river Styx of withdrawal symptoms." A swirl of blue curaçao gives it the “indigo” vibe from the bio ("Mung beans and jello, indigo red") while a dash of beet‑juice adds a shocking red flash, reminiscent of the surreal visual jokes such as "Penguin is the penultimate shitbird, they stand on their excrement, thats the one sanitation birds have, apart from rain and swimming." Sweet mung bean syrup provides an unexpected earthy note, nodding to the user’s oddball references like "Schizo anointing" and the mixture of memes and philosophy that pepper their timeline. The final garnish – a tiny espresso‑jello cube – ties together the love of "jello" and the constant battle with coffee, mirroring the tweet "Hunter Biden is like the Leto Joker". Together, the drink’s layered colors and bold flavors capture the chaotic, meme‑filled energy of @longshoremahn’s feed, delivering a sip that feels like scrolling through their timeline: absurd, vibrant, and oddly satisfying.

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The user's frequent contrarian, strategic, and self‑assertive statements, such as "Alex Jones said this many many years ago, who cares anyway, Bill Clinton and and Hillary and Biden were right wing back then by today's standards," show a desire to outwit and challenge authority, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition and cunning. Their fascination with obscure facts and manipulative framing, exemplified by "The word juggernaut is from a Hind# festival for jagganatha where they would have large temple carts that would run over people," reflects a calculated interest in knowledge that can be used for personal advantage, aligning with Slytherin’s value of resourcefulness. The tweet "Continuing patterns, adjusting to nonpattern elements, propagation of momentum and stability apart from inertia. Word thinking is what I'm doing @ScottAdamsSays" demonstrates a strategic, analytical mindset seeking to control outcomes, another Slytherin trait. Their self‑focused humor and willingness to embrace controversial identities, as in "I'm damned if I do damned if I don't here! If I don't smile they yell at me if I smile I'm a chucklefuck," further underscores a pragmatic, self‑preserving attitude typical of Slytherins.

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The user's feed is a collage of absurd, surreal images and non‑sequitur statements, much like the lyric "I am the eggman, they are the …" in "I Am the Walrus"; for example, they tweet "A penguin is the penultimate shitbird, they stand on their excrement, thats the one sanitation birds have, apart from rain and swimming." The fascination with bizarre mash‑ups such as "Hunter Biden is like the Leto Joker" and "Aphex Twin inspired" mirrors the song’s deliberately disjointed verses that jump from "semolina pilchard" to "pretty polka" without logical sense. Their recurring anti‑establishment humor, seen in tweets like "devil worshipping haymericans" and "Waterboarding Santa", matches the subversive, psychedelic vibe of the track that mocks conventional meaning. The self‑aware commentary on addiction ("My new years project is not using caffeine all year…") and existential musings ("phenomenon characterized by an existential rejection of the moment…") echo the song’s cryptic, reflective lines about "the time is near". Overall, the chaotic, meme‑laden, and philosophically odd tone of their timeline fits the iconic, surreal anthem "I Am the Walrus".

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