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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, especially a much darker, more depressed version of her. Like Lisa, they are intensely introspective, poetic, and emotionally sensitive, shown in long, reflective threads about love and loss such as “i carry her so proud and gently in my chest like something unfinished like a sentence that i never learned how to end” and “the way you impacted my every thought will never be recreated my love.”. Lisa often feels unseen or misunderstood by her family, which parallels tweets about family invalidation and abuse like “My dad is genuinely going to drive me to kill myself” and “Got cursed out and pushed down some stairs for hanging out with my cousins I genuinely can not do anything right at this point”. The user is highly self-critical and struggles with self-worth—“I am so grossed out مني و من وجهي I just need to die”—much like Lisa’s tendency to internalize blame and pressure, only here it’s magnified into severe self-hatred and suicidality. Their way of intellectualizing pain, romanticizing death, and clinging to ideals of love and meaning in a hostile environment makes them fit best as a very bleak, adult, Saudi-Lisa, rather than any other Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly introverted: their world revolves around one lover, internal pain, and private rituals like cutting and hugging themselves to feel someone’s presence, e.g. “i missed hugging you so much i started hugging myself… cut my arms so i can trace it and feel like yours”, and they repeatedly express wanting just one person to really see them, like “oh to be someone’s first and only choice”, rather than broad social engagement. Their language shows strong intuition (N), focusing on metaphors, symbolism, and abstract emotional states: “when the bugs start eating my heart and they only taste the amount of love i have for you and the amount of hate i have for myself” and “the cruelest part is that nothing will replace her absence it will just widened inside me” are conceptual, not practical or detail‑oriented. They are clearly feeling‑dominated (F), making decisions and judgments through emotional intensity, romantic devotion, and hurt rather than logic, as seen in “Nothing has kept me here except my hope that one day I may see her” and “If ever you enter her sacred mind tell her love has slain me in her name… my bones still yearning to feel the weight of her passing steps”. Their life pattern looks more perceiving (P) than judging: impulsive self‑harm, chaotic emotional swings, and lack of structured planning, e.g. “I threw 3 blades on my pillow before sleeping if it’s my time it’s my time” and “about to actually attempt to nick my arteries and bleed out” reflect spontaneity and crisis‑driven choices rather than organized control. Altogether, the intense inner emotional world, romantic idealism, metaphor‑heavy writing, and unstructured lifestyle align best with INFP: the withdrawn, idealistic, self‑sacrificing feeler whose identity and meaning center on love, pain, and deeply held internal values.

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Jeddah-based overthinker documenting love, scars & F1 takes. Once threw up in pasta and still finished the episode I was watching.– @loomyichor

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The Blackberry-infused gin stands for their intense, brooding love and fixation on one person, like when they say “nothing will ever replicate you or us my love” and “oh my love how beautiful you are”. Salted rose syrup mixes romance with pain, echoing “you’ll always be the most beautiful in my heart” tangled with self-loathing in “the amount of love i have for you and the amount of hate i have for myself”. Fresh lemon juice adds a sharp, stinging brightness, like their sudden, brutally honest lines “i need to die” and “i wanna kms” cutting through any softness. Charcoal bitters give the drink a dark, smoky edge, mirroring the rot-and-death aesthetic they romanticize in “death as the beautiful musky rot that it is” and their bio’s “soon to be gone.” Finally, a Rosewater mist over the top is the ghost of tenderness and hope that keeps them here, like “Nothing has kept me here except my hope that one day I may see her”, turning a despairing, experimental sour into something hauntingly gentle at the finish.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest, most consistent trait in @loomyichor’s tweets is intense loyalty and devotion to the people they love, even to a self‑destructive degree. They repeatedly center their entire reason for living around one person, as in “Nothing has kept me here except my hope that one day I may see her” and “oh my love how beautiful you are”, which reflects classic Hufflepuff-style attachment and dedication. Their love is not casual; it’s patient and enduring in the face of rejection and pain, shown in “yet still i love you and i always will like the day i promised you my love” and “nothing will ever replicate you or us my love”. Even after being hurt, they focus on wanting the other person to be okay, as in “i hope for one thing in this world and it’s that you are feeling better now” and “Remind her of me with every kindness Perhaps she may feel perhaps she may”, suggesting a fundamentally caring core. While there is poetic language and introspection that could hint at Ravenclaw, it’s their unwavering, all-consuming loyalty to loved ones—"i still kiss your letter goodnight" (link) and their readiness to wait indefinitely for someone (“بستناكي لو بروحي بستنى”)—that most clearly marks them as Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that best fits them is “Creep” by Radiohead, because so many of their tweets combine deep self‑loathing with desperate, painful love. They repeatedly talk about wanting to die or kill themselves, like “i wanna kms”, “i need to kill myself”, and “I am going to kill myself so maybe then you’ll all actually take me seriously”, mirroring the song’s “I don’t belong here” refrain. Their fixation on feeling unworthy and disgusting, such as “I am so grossed out مني و من وجهي I just need to die” and “i really need to stop needing to make everyone think i’m the greatest”, echoes the insecurity and self-disgust in the lyrics. At the same time, they idealize someone they love intensely and put that person on a pedestal, as in “you’ll always be the most beautiful in my heart” and “nothing will ever replicate you or us my love”, just like the narrator of “Creep” watching someone perfect from a place of perceived inferiority. Their ongoing grief and obsession with a lost lover, shown in “Nothing has kept me here except my hope that one day I may see her” and “the cruelest part is that nothing will replace her absence it will just widened inside me”, fits the song’s theme of longing for someone who feels unreachable.

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