Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They recognize their eating disorder and its permanence, calling it out directly in “o transtorno alimentar me assusta demais, saber que uma vez que se instala na sua mente ele nunca mais vai sair”.
- Goal-oriented: They plan detailed routines—studying, gym, and exam prep—as a structured way to pursue weight and academic goals in “se tudo der certo vou estudar de manhã e de tarde na facul, fazer academia e estudar pro curso e pro enem de noite, vou passar o dia com a cabeça cheia agora sim eu emagreço”.
- Disciplined: They consistently track calories, steps, and workouts, shown in posts like “560 cals consumidas / 1110 queimadas ☀️” and detailed meal logs.
- Honest: They openly share relapses and purging instead of hiding them, as in “oi pessoal tive descontrole mas vomitei tudo isso que acontece quando eu não durmo” and “e pensar que hoje eu ia postar que esse era meu quinto dia sem vomitar.. 💔”.
- Humorous: They use humor and sarcasm to talk about difficult topics, like comparing fasting to memes in “parece eu em nf” and joking about laxatives in “to com medo do laxante fazer efeito amnaha de manhã e não poder ir pra academia”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered_eating: They describe extreme restriction, purging, laxative use, and binge episodes, e.g. “sem brincadeira hoje foi +4000 calorias consumidas” and “fracassei e não consegui fazer as 60h de jejum, quebrei nas 40h + primeira vomitadinha do ano”.
- Body_fixation: They are intensely focused on weight and visible bones, posting about specific kilos and celebrating “eu consegui ver meus ossos do peito 😭😭” and calling weight gain “humilhação” in “em 15 dias sai de 47 pra 51 oh humilhação”.
- Self-punishing: They deny themselves rewards unless they reach a certain low weight, as in “NÃO TO MERECENDO PORRA NENHUMA só vou comprar quando voltar pros 44kg até lá NADA PRA MIM”.
- Health_neglect: They push their body despite warning signs, like doing heavy workouts after 30+ hours fasting in “vou fazer musculação estando em +30h em jejum espero que não der nada de errado misericórdia” and nearly vomiting in the gym in “vou da uma pausa nos jejuns pq quase vomitei na academia hoje”.
- Sleep_issues: They repeatedly mention difficulty sleeping and its impact on control, like “não to conseguindo dormir e tô querendo comer tudo mds tô bebendo coca zero pra acalmar” and “minha melatonina acabou e não estou consigo dormir”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-analytical, ambitious, and hard on herself, much like this user. They obsessively track numbers and performance – weight, calories, steps, study plans – as seen in posts like “560 cals consumidas / 1110 queimadas ☀️” and “se tudo der certo vou estudar de manhã e de tarde na facul, fazer academia e estudar pro curso e pro enem de noite”, mirroring Lisa’s perfectionism and overloading herself with responsibilities. There’s also a strong mix of intelligence and self-awareness about their own mental health, such as “o transtorno alimentar me assusta demais, saber que uma vez que se instala na sua mente ele nunca mais vai sair”, which resembles Lisa’s tendency to reflect deeply on her struggles. At the same time, they show vulnerability and guilt around “failing” their own strict standards, like “tava pesando em aumentar meu intake... e quando conseguisse um número legal eu iria voltar a restrição” and “tava animada pro dinheiro cair... mas quer saber, NÃO TO MERECENDO PORRA NENHUMA só vou comprar quando voltar pros 44kg”, which echoes Lisa’s self-punishing streak when she feels she doesn’t live up to her ideals. Finally, their mix of niche music interests and walking as “therapy” – “andando em círculo pela casa ouvindo minhas bandas favoritas as vezes é terapia” – fits Lisa’s introspective, artistic, slightly melancholy personality more than the other main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly describe staying in, walking alone, and keeping to themselves, like staying home instead of going out: “o pessoal indo pra praia e eu bem bonitinha em casa nem amo”, and using solitary walking as “therapy”: “andando em círculo pela casa ouvindo minhas bandas favoritas as vezes é terapia”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they are intensely concrete and detail‑oriented about food, calories, weight, and physical sensations, e.g. “como 700 calorias por dia, queimo no mínimo 600… to a quase uma semana com 47.5kg” and “20 mil passos e mal queimei 500 cals”. They appear Feeling (F) over Thinking, expressing emotions, shame, and fear more than logical argument, such as “o transtorno alimentar me assusta demais” and the very emotional description of their binge and vomiting: “ai gente tô com mt vergonha acho que tive minha primeira compulsao”. Finally, they skew Judging (J): they plan strict routines and goals (study blocks, gym, ENEM, weight targets) and berate themselves when they fail them, as in “se tudo der certo vou estudar de manhã e de tarde na facul, fazer academia e estudar… agora sim eu emagreço” and the self‑punishing rule “NÃO TO MERECENDO PORRA NENHUMA só vou comprar quando voltar pros 44kg”. Taken together—the quiet, solitary life, intense tracking of physical details, highly emotional tone, and rigid self‑imposed structure—fit best with ISFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive a 36h fast, laxatives, and 20k steps, you can definitely handle one coffee with me—no calorie counting, just step-counting to the café.
- You said you’d only buy that band box set when you hit 44kg… plot twist: I think you already ‘deserves’ it, and I volunteer as tribute to listen to Fresno with you while we unbox it.
- You talk about intake like it’s a crime scene report—‘650 cals / 76g prot’—so be honest, how many calories do you think it would burn to spend an afternoon walking in circles with me listening to your favorite bands?
- You once said ‘compulsão é algo bizarro’, but my only binge lately has been scrolling your food pics and step counts—wanna swap one night of counting calories for counting constellations on an evening walk?
- You were afraid the laxative would ruin your gym morning; I’m afraid your ‘dieta restart’ is gonna ruin me, because every progress pic you post makes me fall a little harder—care to add “crush” to your weekly tracking stats?
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5'0" uni student juggling classes, gym sessions & too many steps. Once broke a 36h fast with dessert first. Learning balance, tracking the journey.– @lopezsemkcal
Your signature cocktail
Metabday Meltdown Fizz
The Metabday Meltdown Fizz is a jittery, bright cocktail that matches their chaos of fasting, studying, and gym sessions, powered by a mango energy drink reduction in honor of their hype for “hmmm monster de manga e uma d3licia”. Salted caramel vodka brings a sweet-but-stinging edge, mirroring the mix of self-punishment and tiny rewards in tweets like “tava pesando em aumentar meu intake e começar uma 'dieta orto'… e quando conseguisse um número legal eu iria voltar a restrição”. A splash of zero-sugar cola nods to their late-night control battles and coping tricks in “não to conseguindo dormir e tô querendo comer tudo mds tô bebendo coca zero pra acalmar”. Bright fresh lime juice cuts through, representing the sharp, sarcastic humor behind lines like “o transtorno alimentar me assusta demais, saber que uma vez que se instala na sua mente ele nunca mais vai sair”. Finally, a rim of sea-salt cocoa dust ties back to the way they romanticize both food and restriction, from the proud low-cal treats in “café da manhã foi meu bolo de cacau delícia que tem só 70 calorias” to the self-aware devastation of “em 15 dias sai de 47 pra 51 oh humilhação”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lopez shows strong ambition and single‑minded drive toward a goal, even when it’s harmful: they say they won’t let themself buy something they want until they hit 44kg, declaring “NÃO TO MERECENDO PORRA NENHUMA só vou comprar quando voltar pros 44kg até lá NADA PRA MIM”. That same obsessive goal‑orientation appears when they insist “tenho que perder 1.5kg em 3 dias”, showing a classic Slytherin "by any means necessary" mindset. They’re also highly resourceful and strategic with their body and schedule, planning study, university, gym, and exams as a system to force weight loss: “se tudo der certo vou estudar de manhã e de tarde na facul, fazer academia e estudar pro curso e pro enem de noite, vou passar o dia com a cabeça cheia agora sim eu emagreço”. Even their use of fasting, laxatives, and detailed intake tracking—like “como 700 calorias por dia, queimo no mínimo 600” and “vou voltar a tomar lactopurga pq chá de sene tá funcionando mais não”—shows a calculating, ends‑focused approach. While there are flashes of vulnerability and self‑awareness about their eating disorder, the dominant pattern is ruthless self‑discipline and a willingness to push themselves very far to get what they want, which aligns most closely with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Breathe Me - Sia
A song that fits them well is Breathe Me by Sia, which deals with self‑destruction, vulnerability, and the desperate wish for care and recovery. Their timeline is full of intense restriction and guilt around food and weight, like when they track extreme low intake such as “finalizando o dia [650 cals / 76g prot]” and “como 700 calorias por dia, queimo no mínimo 600”. The song’s themes of hurting oneself and not knowing how to stop mirror their cycles of fasting, purging, and laxative use, seen in tweets like “fracassei e não consegui fazer as 60h de jejum, quebrei nas 40h + primeira vomitadinha do ano” and “vou voltar a tomar lactopurga pq chá de sene tá funcionando mais não”. They’re also clearly aware and scared of their own eating disorder, saying “o transtorno alimentar me assusta demais, saber que uma vez que se instala na sua mente ele nunca mais vai sair”, which echoes the song’s plea for help: “Be my friend, hold me, wrap me up.” Even when they try to structure their life with study, gym, and goals like “agora sim eu emagreço”, there is an underlying fragility and exhaustion that aligns with the emotional weight and melancholy of Breathe Me.
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