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Your Simpsons character
The user feels closest to Lisa Simpson: expressive, smart, emotional, and deeply online about their interests and values. Like Lisa fixating on causes and niche fandoms, they’re intensely into specific things ("☆I love drastic duo n petalhop ☆") and wear that identity on their sleeve. They show introspective, identity-focused thinking when they say they wish people used more than just she/her for them, mirroring Lisa’s sensitivity about how she’s perceived: “I highkey wish people would use not just she/her only on me and also use other pronouns”. Their dramatic, sometimes chaotic emotional posts – from asking friends for attention and luck (“. @lesbianpangi hey love!! :3 im going to flordia… can u wish me luck pls”) to venting or dark humor like “my head hurts like a bitch rn im sliming out everyone” – fit Lisa’s tendency to swing between earnestness and melodrama. They also show Lisa-like earnest affection and attachment to friends and online communities, repeatedly tagging and checking in on people they love: “HI ZNOAAA!! I miss u all as well ☹️☹️ </3”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly interact with others, pinging friends and creators (e.g. “hihi @lesbianpangi hi im bored should I sleep its 6 am”), loudly narrate their life (“IM AT FLORIDA @lesbianpangi”), and openly seek attention and connection (“follow my tiktok guys thag would be wonderful”). Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they focus on fandoms, identities, and relationships rather than concrete details, dramatizing events with hyperbolic language (“I MISS SAPSZAM / ZAMSAPS LIKE A MF”) and playful exaggeration (“last night was hornyposting im sorry guys”). They lean clearly Feeling (F): most posts are emotional reactions or affection toward others (“I LOVE @LESBIANPANGI !!!” in bio, “It Okay oomf❤️❤️ imnot that scary when u actually talk 2 me❤️❤️thank u oomf❤️❤️”), and even their anger is expressed in raw feeling rather than structured argument (“shut the fuck up nobody gaf”). Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they act spontaneously, posting impulsive streams of thoughts (“ignore everything I posted the last 2 hours”) and horny jokes in rapid bursts (“ITS GETTING FREAKY TONIGHT”, “BEND ME OVER SOMEONE PLEASE”) rather than showing planning or structure. Altogether, an energetic, expressive, emotionally driven, impulsive online presence is most consistent with ENFP.

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Stella · 15 · multitasking between Minecraft servers, Florida trips, and fixing my laptop. Once got roasted for breathing in VC and stayed anyway.– @loppezzglazer

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little overcaffeinated—just like Stella yelling about Minecraft servers and Discord nitro while still being soft and cat-coded. The lilac color and floral violet liqueur nod to their pronoun vibe and bio location, “he/they/she/star/lilac”, while the playful fizz and pink lemonade mirror their hyper, affectionate timeline with posts like “HIII HIII” and “meow ^_<”. White rum keeps it sweet but not too heavy, reflecting their mix of softness and bite when they tweet things like “shut the fuck up nobody gaf”. A dash of energy drink represents their all‑caps, sleep‑deprived gamer grind, from “hihi @lesbianpangi hi im bored should I sleep its 6 am” to obsessing over ELN and NDS, and the edible glitter/lilac sugar rim captures their dramatic, fandom-centric self-intro: “hello I am stella loppezzglazer and I miss drasticduo”. Altogether, it’s sparkling, a bit unhinged, very online, and unapologetically pretty—exactly the vibe of someone tweeting “ITS GETTING FREAKY TONIGHT” right next to pictures of their cat.

Your Hogwarts House
Stella’s defining trait across their timeline is deep, demonstrative loyalty and affection toward friends and favorite creators, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly orbit and uplift specific people (especially @lesbianpangi), e.g. talking about them lovingly in their bio and sending them tender updates like “hey do u like my fridge @lesbianpangi” and “. @lesbianpangi hey love!! :3 im going to flordia and im in the car rn on the way to the airport! can u wish me luck pls”. They also show strong attachment to online communities and duos, saying things like “hello I am stella loppezzglazer and I miss drasticduo” and “I MISS SAPSZAM / ZAMSAPS LIKE A MF”, which signals a loyalty-driven, relationship-focused personality. Even when frustrated with a server, they’re still deeply invested in those spaces, as seen in “I hate this stupid server” paired with other tweets where they keep engaging with the same community. While there’s some impulsive, chaotic posting, the throughline is attachment, care, and wanting to stay connected to their people—classic Hufflepuff energy more than the ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits Stella is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, because it captures dramatic teen emotion, online oversharing, and a mix of irony and sincerity. Their timeline swings from playful chaos and hornyposting like “ITS GETTING FREAKY TONIGHT”, “BEND ME OVER SOMEONE PLEASE”, and “IM A GOOD GIRL” to darker, overwhelmed moments such as “my head hurts like a bitch rn im sliming out everyone” and the alarming “hey @lesbianpangi help me killmyself”. The song’s themes of messy feelings, self‑destructive jokes, and wanting attention while still feeling misunderstood fit with tweets like “last night was hornyposting im sorry guys” and “I highkey wish people would use not just she/her only on me and also use other pronouns”. At the same time, Stella is very online, fan‑coded, and dramatic in a fun way—begging for Nitro and pets in “CAN SOMEONE BUY ME NITRO MY DISCORD IS LOPPEZZGLAZER PLEASEEEEE I HAVE 1 DOLLAR RN” and “CAN SOMEONE BUY ME A GOLDEN GOLDFISH IN ADOPT ME PLEASE I SPENT MY LAST DOLLAR FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS”—which mirrors the theatrical, hyper-emotional vibe of the song. Overall, Teen Idle embodies their mix of intense feelings, self-aware dramatics, and very online teen identity.

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