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This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: opinionated, patriotic, often crass but ultimately driven by strong gut feelings about what’s right. Like Homer ranting at the TV, they fire off blunt geopolitical takes such as “Democracy's fucking great” and “US overseas bases are good actually”. Their posts mix horny shitposting and jokes about being single, e.g. “Reasons why I'm single 1. I don't go outside” and “Tfw no tomboy cruiser wife”, which fits Homer’s thirsty, hapless-guy energy. The way they loudly dunk on people online—“Commies are not beating the retard allegations” and “What a sad little man”—matches Homer’s impulsive, confrontational style. At the same time, their enthusiasm for niche interests like ships, planes, vtubers, and patches (“Order from @Ahoworksco has arrived. The collection grows”) echoes Homer’s obsessive fanboy streak for whatever he’s into that week.

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They lean Introvert: there’s no mention of parties or social life, but instead lots of solitary interests like naval/aviation history, vtubers, games, and museum visits, e.g. touring a carrier alone: “Touring the USS Lexington museum today. Neat stuff”, and self-deprecating posts about not going out: “Reasons why I'm single 1. I don't go outside”. They’re clearly Sensing–Intuition tilt toward N: they don’t just list facts, they interpret and analyze events or narratives, like expanding from a UN resolution into its political meaning: “‘Retreating in accordance with UN resolution 660’ is a very funny way of saying ‘running like hell away because they got their ass beat after ignoring UN resolution 660’”, and reframing Fallout politics in ideological terms: “Fallout isn’t very kind to leftists either… their humanitarian efforts are held back by their ideology”. Their tone is strongly Thinking: arguments are framed in terms of logic and historical accuracy, often blunt and confrontational rather than tactful or feelings-oriented, e.g. “You think killing over 2,000 Americans… is no big deal? And yet we're the deranged inhuman ones? Fuck off” and “Commies are not beating the retard allegations”. They appear Judging in how they reach firm, structured conclusions about complex topics instead of leaving them open-ended, such as systematically listing why a power lost a war: “They started a war with someone they couldn’t beat. They expanded the war include another nation they couldn’t beat. Their resource and industrial bases were too small…”, and giving numbered rebuttals in debates: “1) y’all misunderstand Batman so hard every fucking week 2) y’all freaked out when Superman said ‘truth, justice, and the American way’ 3) y’all deepthroated Alan Moore…”. Combining introverted, analysis-heavy, logic-first, and decisive traits, they best fit INTJ—a type that tends to enjoy deep dives into history and strategy, bluntly critiques bad arguments, and applies overarching conceptual frameworks to politics, media, and games.

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History nerd for ships, jets, and geopolitics. Once toured USS Lexington and considered it a personality trait. Opinions at Mach 3, views my own.– @Lord_of_Smurfs

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The Navy strength gin anchors this drink like a carrier battle group, a nod to their love of ships and the post about touring the USS Lexington “Touring the USS Lexington museum today. Neat stuff”. Aviation gin joins the fleet to represent their obsession with planes and Mach 3 vtubers, as seen in “Your present this year comes express delivered at Mach 3. Art of @Habu71VT” and “'I assure you, dear viewer, anything more would've melted off at Mach 3.' Art of @Habu71VT”. Campari brings a bitter, loud edge that fits their profane, aggressively opinionated replies like “By what fucking metric did Schwarzkopf lose lmao” and “Democracy's fucking great”. Sweet vermouth adds a softer undercurrent for the lonely, slightly self-deprecating side behind the shitposting, like “Reasons why I'm single 1. I don't go outside” and “I miss my wife”. Finally, a dash of smoky Islay Scotch evokes burned-out battlefields and nuclear takes, echoing posts like “Me and the boys supporting nuclear energy” and their repeated, scorching historical rants about Japan, Iraq, and China such as “They started a war with someone they couldn’t beat”.

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This account reads most strongly as Gryffindor, with a heavy emphasis on blunt, combative moral stances and a willingness to pick fights over what they think is right. They repeatedly take clear, confrontational positions on geopolitics and war, e.g. defending U.S. action against the Houthis and calling out critics as idiots in “Houthis attack merchant shipping for the better part of a month... ‘Oh my God, Biden’s an evil warmonger’ Commies are not beating the retard allegations”, and firmly rejecting apologism for Pearl Harbor with “You think killing over 2,000 Americans... And yet we're the deranged inhuman ones? Fuck off”. That moral-outrage tone is more about courage and conviction than calculation or diplomacy. They also openly relish antagonizing authoritarian regimes, as in “‘Collude with the US to contain China’ Based, fuck the PRC”, which fits Gryffindor’s instinct to openly confront perceived evil. While there’s some analytical, history-nerd Ravenclaw energy in threads like “They started a war with someone they couldn’t beat... Their doctrine was flawed”, the dominant pattern is a straightforward, sometimes impulsive readiness to speak loudly, take sides, and defend those positions without hedging—classic Gryffindor behavior.

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A bombastic, unapologetically pro‑power rock anthem fits their mix of military history nerd, vtuber enjoyer, and loud political posting. They’re openly pro‑US and pro‑hard power, like when they say “Democracy's fucking great” and defend Western military actions with lines such as “By what fucking metric did Schwarzkopf lose lmao” and “US overseas bases are good actually”. The song’s celebration of raw firepower and big spectacle mirrors their obsession with ships, planes, and Mach 3 vtuber art, like “Your present this year comes express delivered at Mach 3”. Its tone also matches their gleefully combative posting style, from “Commies are not beating the retard allegations” to “‘Collude with the US to contain China’ Based, fuck the PRC”. Overall, it captures their vibe of enthusiastically cheering on big guns, big machines, and the side they think deserves to win.

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