Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historically-informed: Frequently corrects historical misconceptions in detail, e.g. on Japan and WWII in “Ah yes, because Japan definitely wasn’t conquering China…” and the Gulf War in “Lord help me, the one brain cell crowd has found out about the highway of death again”.
- Clear convictions: States political and moral positions bluntly, like support for democracy in “Democracy's fucking great” and criticism of the PRC in “‘Collude with the US to contain China’ Based, fuck the PRC”.
- Humor-driven: Uses memes and self-deprecating jokes to engage, like “Reasons why I'm single 1. I don't go outside” and “I am insane”.
- Creative-visual: Commissions and showcases art, especially of vtubers and aviation, as in “Your present this year comes express delivered at Mach 3” and “'I assure you, dear viewer, anything more would've melted off at Mach 3.'”.
- Enthusiastic-fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for niche interests (vtubers, ships, planes, military history), e.g. USS Lexington visit in “Touring the USS Lexington museum today. Neat stuff” and repeated merch posts like “Order from @Ahoworksco has arrived. The collection grows”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-tone: Frequently insults others instead of arguing calmly, using phrases like “single digit IQ triangle man” in “Single digit IQ triangle man doesn't know that the sea is big” and “Commies are not beating the retard allegations” in “Houthis attack merchant shipping…”.
- Profanity-heavy: Relies on strong language that can alienate some readers, e.g. “By what fucking metric did Schwarzkopf lose lmao” and “How many carriers can China put in the Western Pacific Bevin” where cursing is central to the expression.
- Dismissive-attitude: Often writes off opposing views rather than engaging deeply, as in “Don't care, didn't ask” and mocking posts like “Who puts this much effort into a doomer post lmao”.
- Online-isolation: Self-identifies as not going out and being very online, potentially limiting offline experiences, as admitted in “Reasons why I'm single 1. I don't go outside”.
- NSFW-blend: Mixes occasional NSFW interests (stated in bio and posts like “Literal cow women with massive boobs don't exist”) with serious political and historical discussion, which can blur audience expectations and professionalism.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: opinionated, patriotic, often crass but ultimately driven by strong gut feelings about what’s right. Like Homer ranting at the TV, they fire off blunt geopolitical takes such as “Democracy's fucking great” and “US overseas bases are good actually”. Their posts mix horny shitposting and jokes about being single, e.g. “Reasons why I'm single 1. I don't go outside” and “Tfw no tomboy cruiser wife”, which fits Homer’s thirsty, hapless-guy energy. The way they loudly dunk on people online—“Commies are not beating the retard allegations” and “What a sad little man”—matches Homer’s impulsive, confrontational style. At the same time, their enthusiasm for niche interests like ships, planes, vtubers, and patches (“Order from @Ahoworksco has arrived. The collection grows”) echoes Homer’s obsessive fanboy streak for whatever he’s into that week.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert: there’s no mention of parties or social life, but instead lots of solitary interests like naval/aviation history, vtubers, games, and museum visits, e.g. touring a carrier alone: “Touring the USS Lexington museum today. Neat stuff”, and self-deprecating posts about not going out: “Reasons why I'm single 1. I don't go outside”. They’re clearly Sensing–Intuition tilt toward N: they don’t just list facts, they interpret and analyze events or narratives, like expanding from a UN resolution into its political meaning: “‘Retreating in accordance with UN resolution 660’ is a very funny way of saying ‘running like hell away because they got their ass beat after ignoring UN resolution 660’”, and reframing Fallout politics in ideological terms: “Fallout isn’t very kind to leftists either… their humanitarian efforts are held back by their ideology”. Their tone is strongly Thinking: arguments are framed in terms of logic and historical accuracy, often blunt and confrontational rather than tactful or feelings-oriented, e.g. “You think killing over 2,000 Americans… is no big deal? And yet we're the deranged inhuman ones? Fuck off” and “Commies are not beating the retard allegations”. They appear Judging in how they reach firm, structured conclusions about complex topics instead of leaving them open-ended, such as systematically listing why a power lost a war: “They started a war with someone they couldn’t beat. They expanded the war include another nation they couldn’t beat. Their resource and industrial bases were too small…”, and giving numbered rebuttals in debates: “1) y’all misunderstand Batman so hard every fucking week 2) y’all freaked out when Superman said ‘truth, justice, and the American way’ 3) y’all deepthroated Alan Moore…”. Combining introverted, analysis-heavy, logic-first, and decisive traits, they best fit INTJ—a type that tends to enjoy deep dives into history and strategy, bluntly critiques bad arguments, and applies overarching conceptual frameworks to politics, media, and games.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your type in four screenshots was basically tomboy cruiser wife + needposting—if I promise not to start a war I can’t win, do I qualify for at least a destroyer-sized situationship?
- You’re out here defending Schwarzkopf, roasting triangle-man who doesn’t know that the sea is big, and touring USS Lexington for fun—wanna go on a date where we argue doctrine over museum plaques and then get steak at literally anywhere but Outback?
- Your Habu71 art posts keep talking Mach 3 deliveries—if I told you my love language is ‘express shipped at absurd speeds,’ would that get me a slot in your #HabuArt gallery or at least your DMs?
- You once tweeted ‘Democracy’s fucking great’—how about we test that by putting it to a vote: dinner, drinks, or staying in and emulating old games while we pirate each other’s attention for the night?
- You’ve got takes on the Highway of Death, Pearl Harbor, the Houthis, and overseas bases—but the only intervention I’m planning is personally ensuring you’re not single just because you ‘don’t go outside.’ I volunteer as your diplomatic plus-one.
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History nerd for ships, jets, and geopolitics. Once toured USS Lexington and considered it a personality trait. Opinions at Mach 3, views my own.– @Lord_of_Smurfs
Your signature cocktail
Mach 3 Maritime Neetgroni
The Navy strength gin anchors this drink like a carrier battle group, a nod to their love of ships and the post about touring the USS Lexington “Touring the USS Lexington museum today. Neat stuff”. Aviation gin joins the fleet to represent their obsession with planes and Mach 3 vtubers, as seen in “Your present this year comes express delivered at Mach 3. Art of @Habu71VT” and “'I assure you, dear viewer, anything more would've melted off at Mach 3.' Art of @Habu71VT”. Campari brings a bitter, loud edge that fits their profane, aggressively opinionated replies like “By what fucking metric did Schwarzkopf lose lmao” and “Democracy's fucking great”. Sweet vermouth adds a softer undercurrent for the lonely, slightly self-deprecating side behind the shitposting, like “Reasons why I'm single 1. I don't go outside” and “I miss my wife”. Finally, a dash of smoky Islay Scotch evokes burned-out battlefields and nuclear takes, echoing posts like “Me and the boys supporting nuclear energy” and their repeated, scorching historical rants about Japan, Iraq, and China such as “They started a war with someone they couldn’t beat”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads most strongly as Gryffindor, with a heavy emphasis on blunt, combative moral stances and a willingness to pick fights over what they think is right. They repeatedly take clear, confrontational positions on geopolitics and war, e.g. defending U.S. action against the Houthis and calling out critics as idiots in “Houthis attack merchant shipping for the better part of a month... ‘Oh my God, Biden’s an evil warmonger’ Commies are not beating the retard allegations”, and firmly rejecting apologism for Pearl Harbor with “You think killing over 2,000 Americans... And yet we're the deranged inhuman ones? Fuck off”. That moral-outrage tone is more about courage and conviction than calculation or diplomacy. They also openly relish antagonizing authoritarian regimes, as in “‘Collude with the US to contain China’ Based, fuck the PRC”, which fits Gryffindor’s instinct to openly confront perceived evil. While there’s some analytical, history-nerd Ravenclaw energy in threads like “They started a war with someone they couldn’t beat... Their doctrine was flawed”, the dominant pattern is a straightforward, sometimes impulsive readiness to speak loudly, take sides, and defend those positions without hedging—classic Gryffindor behavior.
Your movie
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For Those About to Rock (We Salute You) - AC/DC
A bombastic, unapologetically pro‑power rock anthem fits their mix of military history nerd, vtuber enjoyer, and loud political posting. They’re openly pro‑US and pro‑hard power, like when they say “Democracy's fucking great” and defend Western military actions with lines such as “By what fucking metric did Schwarzkopf lose lmao” and “US overseas bases are good actually”. The song’s celebration of raw firepower and big spectacle mirrors their obsession with ships, planes, and Mach 3 vtuber art, like “Your present this year comes express delivered at Mach 3”. Its tone also matches their gleefully combative posting style, from “Commies are not beating the retard allegations” to “‘Collude with the US to contain China’ Based, fuck the PRC”. Overall, it captures their vibe of enthusiastically cheering on big guns, big machines, and the side they think deserves to win.
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