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Lord_Zbox embodies the cynical, gatekeeping, and socially abrasive nature of Comic Book Guy, spending his time critiquing niche interests like Limbus Company and League of Legends. He frequently displays an elitist attitude toward media, such as when he dismisses popular trends by stating, “Ironic games becoming popular is one massive gripe I have with the world”. Much like the Springfield shopkeeper, he struggles with emotional vulnerability, admitting, “To this day, I feel uncomfortable talking about my emotions, good or bad”. His tweets are often peppered with insults and intense frustration over gaming mechanics, calling others “retarded” or “worthless pieces of shit” when they don't meet his standards. Ultimately, his mix of deep loneliness and aggressive online gatekeeping makes him a perfect match for the show's most infamous antisocial hobbyist.

Your MBTI personality Type
Zbox demonstrates Introversion through a preference for solitary gaming and a self-described 'social deadzone' during his early morning routine. His Intuition is visible in his appreciation for abstract themes in Limbus Company and Lobotomy Corporation, often musing on how “The Path to Wisdom is closely interlinked with Insanity”. The Thinking trait is dominant, as he favors blunt, logic-driven critiques of game mechanics and social issues, frequently using aggressive or derogatory language to dismiss others, such as calling users “retarded” or “inbred”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown through his spontaneous gaming habits, like deciding to “afk grind” RuneScape when burnt out, and a general disregard for social 'rules' or 'tradition' which he views as an “inability to grow”.

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Eastern European tech enthusiast and competitive gamer. Deeply invested in Limbus Company and strategy RPGs. Once survived a 120k heal game just to lose anyway.– @Lord_Zbox

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This experimental, high-voltage drink captures the volatile energy of an 'unc status achieved' gamer in Eastern Europe. The bitter gin and Baltic vodka reflect a soul that claims if you look inside, “you would find nothing but a heart of glass”, while the 'Sinking' blue tint pays homage to a “tremor sinking team” that just won't work. It’s served over ice as cold as a “stone cold incel” and packs a punch because, as Zbox warns, “i could hit you and it would hurt a lot”. This cocktail is strictly for the “whiteboy” demographic, served with a side of edge and a permanent ban from polite society.

Your Hogwarts House
Zbox exhibits strong Slytherin traits through his focus on hierarchy, self-preservation, and a blunt, often exclusionary 'us vs. them' mentality. He values strength and dominance, as seen in his quote: “WE EVOLVE THROUGH COMBAT AND IN COMBAT, WE LIVE!!”, and demonstrates a classic Slytherin disregard for those he deems inferior or outside his circle, such as when he asks: “Are you like a little bit retarded or a lot? Can you make up an opinion that isn't regurgitated from your circle?”. His ambition is filtered through a lens of gaming mastery and cynical resourcefulness, and he openly admits to a cold interior, stating: “If you would look inside a stone cold incel you would find nothing but a heart of glass”. Ultimately, his pride in his 'divisions' and his aggressive defense of his own perceived status align him most closely with the house of ambition and cunning.

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Lord_Zbox exhibits a profound sense of social alienation and emotional detachment, often oscillating between intense gaming frustration and a bleak, nihilistic worldview. He explicitly mentions his inability to process feelings, stating, “To this day, I feel uncomfortable talking about my emotions, good or bad.” This internal void is mirrored in his self-description: “If you would look inside a stone cold incel you would find nothing but a heart of glass”. The song's themes of isolation and becoming 'numb' to the world resonate with his admission that “I drown myself in my misery every day and one day I will burn”, capturing his retreat into a digital landscape of Limbus Company and hostile social interactions.

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