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The overall vibe here matches Homer Simpson: passionate about his hobbies, dramatic about frustration, but ultimately good‑natured and loyal to his friends. Just like Homer obsessing over bowling or the Isotopes, this user fixates intensely on games and progression, saying things like “I wish Halo didn't give me such a competitive mindset. I think that is what makes me rage so much on Rivals because I want to win” and “Rivals... you are taking my attention from everything, why are you so addictive???”. They swing between rage and goofy acceptance in a very Homer way, going from “No Rivals tonight. Just rage quit” to “I lost 4 Quick Play matches in a row earlier and continued to play it and wasn't upset about it”. There’s also a big social, slightly needy heart there—Homer wanting to be included—reflected in posts like “I wish people I have friended on Rivals would ask me to join them” and the constant tagging of friends while apologizing for it in “I'm sorry for tagging a lot of you… I just feel like a lot of you would like what I show haha”. Even their food and sleep habits (“Late night snack. White Cheddar Popcorn. No, none of you can have it hehehe” and “Ugh I've gotten back into the habit of going to sleep really late again. HELP.”) fit Homer’s mix of self-indulgence and self-awareness.

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They lean Extrovert: they constantly tag many friends, start social trends, and host in‑game gatherings, like the dance party in Times Square (“I started a dance party in Times Square lol 😂”) and openly wish more people would invite them to play (“I wish people I have friended on Rivals would ask me to join them.”). Their focus is more big‑picture than detail, pointing to Intuition: they speculate about future game systems and expansions (“In the future… expand the proficiency system… until level 100 and give each character an exclusive skin, emote and MVP”) and imagine new map concepts (“They should do another expansion to Times Square… That'd be really cool instead of just limiting us to the Times Square area”). They show a clear Feeling orientation by centering emotions, relationships, and harmony: they apologize for possibly annoying people with tags (“I'm sorry for tagging a lot of you… I'm sorry if I annoy some of you”) and worry about how competitive mindsets affect their mood (“I wish Halo didn't give me such a competitive mindset… I need to stop with that mindset.”). Their life appears flexible and reactive rather than tightly structured, suggesting Perceiving: they juggle many games and media at once and admit difficulty sticking to plans (“I need to finish the Halo Infinite Battle Pass, Assassin's Creed Mirage DLC and the Indiana Jones DLC… Rivals... you are taking my attention from everything”), and they often decide things on the fly like solo‑queuing QP or reinstalling games (“...I'm getting the urge to reinstall Dragon Ball Sparking Zero. Someone stop me.”). Overall, their outgoing, community‑oriented energy, speculative ideas about games, emotional self‑reflection, and spontaneous gaming habits align best with ENFP.

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Halo veteran turned Marvel Rivals addict. Invisible Woman main, achievement hunter, and movie-theater worker who loses sleep to ‘one more match.’– @LordPatriot445

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail channels their sweaty-but-fun Marvel Rivals grind with a bright, energetic base—silver tequila for those late-night queues and stubborn win-streak missions like “This next week I'm going to focus on playing Iron Man and get him to Lord…”. Blue curaçao gives it a comic-book glow, a nod to their devotion to Invisible Woman and Sue MVP flexes such as “I finally got a Sue MVP in Quick Play after so long. 🤩”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it sweet and approachable, reflecting their friendly, apologetic tagging energy in “I'm sorry for tagging a lot of you… I just feel like a lot of you would like what I show haha.”. A dash of jalapeño tincture adds the spicy tilt of competitive frustration from moments like “Somedays Rivals really makes me doubt if I'm even good at this game.”. Finally, the edible glitter/sugar rim represents their love of flashy MVPs, skins, and cosmetic flexes, captured in posts like “I love getting the Sue Disco MVP” and “Do I have too many skins in Marvel Rivals? 😂”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are loyalty to friends, persistence, and wanting to enjoy games fairly rather than dominate, which aligns most with Hufflepuff. They constantly try to regulate their competitiveness and focus on healthier play, like when they say they lost four Quick Play matches in a row but kept going without getting upset and wondered if they’d beaten the old competitive mindset from Halo: “I lost 4 Quick Play matches in a row earlier and continued to play it and wasn't upset about it. I just said 'Wow we lost 4 in a row. Let's keep going.'”. They openly worry about being annoying and are considerate toward others’ enjoyment, apologizing to friends for too many tags: “I'm sorry for tagging a lot of you (Marvel Rivals friends) in a lot of my posts about certain highlights… I'm sorry if I annoy some of you”. Their main frustration with games is about fairness and match quality, not ego, as seen when they complain that enemies sweat like it’s ranked while they just want a reasonable Quick Play experience: “There should be NO reason why the enemy team are ALWAYS sweating their damn asses off while my team play casually.”. They also show long-term dedication to characters and goals (hours on Invisible Woman, pushing multiple heroes to lord, tracking stats) with a steady, hard-working mindset: “My stats so far this season and I hit 70 hours on Sue” and “This next week I'm going to focus on playing Iron Man and get him to Lord”. All of this paints a picture of a loyal, community-oriented grinder who values persistence and kindness over glory, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for them is “Heroes” because so much of their life revolves around heroic worlds—Halo, Marvel Rivals, LEGO, Assassin’s Creed, Fallout—and pushing themselves to improve like a determined protagonist. They’re constantly grinding characters to Lord and beyond, celebrating milestones like “I'm nearly level 33 Sue 😁” and “Jarvis, who's on his way to Lord Iron Man? Just 3 more levels 😁”, which mirrors the song’s theme of striving against odds. Even when they’re frustrated, they keep coming back with a resilient attitude, as seen when they say “I lost 4 Quick Play matches in a row earlier and continued to play it and wasn't upset about it. I just said 'Wow we lost 4 in a row. Let's keep going.'”. At the same time, they’re very community-oriented, always tagging and playing with friends, starting dance parties in-game like “I started a dance party in Times Square lol 😂”, echoing the hopeful, communal spirit of Bowie’s anthem. Their blend of competitiveness, love of heroic fiction, and determination to enjoy the game despite setbacks makes “Heroes” a fitting musical reflection of who they are online.

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