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Lisa fits best because she’s a smart, emotionally intense teen who is very online and deeply into her niche interests, much like this user’s heavy investment in mobage and anime/game meta, e.g. “i lowkey have 0 issues with the power creep / 4 star drought in hsr” and “uma fans need ti READ THE CAREERS!”. The user is openly neurodivergent and frustrated with how people talk about it, as shown by “being an actually autistic person in 2026 is kinda very annoying lmao” and “ppl who only have adhd and need to make everything involving neurodivergence about adhd”, which echoes Lisa’s feeling of being misunderstood while still arguing her perspective. Like Lisa, they’re strongly opinionated and critical about politics and social groups, calling out groups they dislike in “top 5 groups that irritate ME the most” and mocking radfems in “radfems need to go outdoors more”. At the same time, they’re sentimental and earnest about relationships and parasocial/character bonds, as seen in “i started tearing up” and the sweet message from a friend in “'I LOVE U SM AME 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 vee' > id lowkirkuinely fie for u vee”. This mix of sharp critique, niche fandom obsession, teen angst, and genuine care aligns more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic main characters.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets center on niche interests, online roleplay, and inner reactions rather than in-person socializing, like getting emotional over characters and media (“everytime i hear this clip i start getting nauseous and tearimg up cuz they sound so beautiful”) or venting about school and autism (“being an actually autistic person in 2026 is kinda very annoying lmao”), which points to an inward, parasocial-focused world. They clearly favor Intuition over Sensing: they frequently interpret themes and implications, such as media/character analysis and metaphorical reading (“disconnected from society and chasing something real and fun, but the ones who are revering you just to use you are pulling u down hmmm”), and talk in concepts like power imbalance, meta, and localization ethics rather than concrete sensory experiences. Their posts show strong Feeling over Thinking: values and emotional responses drive most of their commentary, like their irritation with certain groups based on perceived ethics (“top 5 groups that irritate ME the most … 2: radfems 1: trump supporters”) and concern over how ND experiences are framed (“making sure ill like the thing i wanna buy merch of for at least 5 years so twitter doesnt call me a privileged trendhopper and say my hyperfixation isnt real”). They come off as Perceiving rather than Judging: they often tweet about scrambling, redoing pages, and changing whims (“might redo my rentry and straw page again uhhh”) and staying up late crafting wish lists or playing gacha spontaneously (“stayed up till 2 am crafting lps wish list”), suggesting a flexible, less structured lifestyle. Taken together—introspective, highly values-driven, conceptual, and a bit scattered—this profile best matches INFP.

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17 • she/they • analyzes gacha metas between SAT prep and flute repairs • once lost a $75 mobage account and still logs in daily elsewhere– @lorelaistears

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This drink is fizzy, bright, and a little chaotic, matching their hyper-online, meme-y vibe and jfashion aesthetic from their bio as a “cute girl & ugly boy enthusiast || jfashion (jirai kei++)”. The lychee-yuzu base is sweet but slightly sharp, like going from “being an actually autistic person in 2026 is kinda very annoying lmao” to screaming about games in the next breath. White rum (or lychee juice) keeps the energy light but still a bit unhinged, embodying their late-night crafting and gacha brainrot like “stayed up till 2 am crafting lps wish list” and “verizon needs to lock tf in i wanna olay una musume in class bro”. The blue curaçao drizzle nods to their love of colorful mobage/joseimuke aesthetics and their bisexual chaos takes like “EVERY SINGLE UMA IS BISEXUAL!” and “i think everyone who has a crush on mc is bisexual.”. Edible glitter and popping candy are for the loud, sparkly brain-noise of “i need to calm down…and stim” and their dramatic typing sprees like “I AM SO HARD”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud is the soft, dreamy layer on top—cute and fluffy, but one sip reveals sharp opinions on fandom drama and metas, like “drdt is the most disappointing fangan of all time” and “ppl need to get over the fact localization also includes editing things that may seem insensitive or weird to english speakers”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show an analytical, detail‑oriented way of thinking that fits Ravenclaw more than any other house. For example, they correct people’s misconceptions about starvation science in a very methodical way, noting that the body needs prolonged nutrient deprivation before the brain is affected: “i think ppl should learn that someones body would need to have no nutrients for a While to start eating the brain”. They also think carefully about localization and cultural context rather than reacting purely on emotion: “ppl need to get over the fact localization also includes editing things that may seem insensitive or weird to english speakers”. Their humor leans cerebral and meta—like comparing different mental health labels on a character and staking out a specific take: “everyone fighting over if vox has bpd npd or aspd and im an hpd vox trutger”. Even outside fandom, they frame life choices in terms of long‑term reasoning, wanting to be sure they’ll like a thing for at least five years before buying merch so they aren’t misread socially: “making sure ill like the thing i wanna buy merch of for at least 5 years so twitter doesnt call me a privileged trendhopper and say my hyperfixation isnt real”. This blend of intellectual nitpicking, self‑aware social analysis, and enjoyment of complex media discourse points strongly toward Ravenclaw.

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Amelia’s posts mix self-aware loneliness, intensity, and niche fandom obsession in a way that fits Mitski’s Nobody perfectly. They joke about social disconnect and irritation with certain groups, like “top 5 groups that irritate ME the most” and “radfems need to go outdoors more”, which matches the song’s feeling of wanting connection while being put off by people. There’s also a strong undercurrent of being autistic and overstimulated, such as “being an actually autistic person in 2026 is kinda very annoying lmao” and “i need to calm down…and stim”, echoing the song’s anxious, spiraling longing. At the same time, they romanticize characters and parasocial attachments — “EVERY SINGLE UMA IS BISEXUAL!” and “i think everyone who has a crush on mc is bisexual” — similar to how Nobody dramatizes desire and fixation. The mix of self-deprecating humor, emotional intensity, and craving for affection beneath a loud, fandom-heavy exterior makes Nobody an especially fitting theme song for them.

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